You and me (plus whoever else) count as people confirming sources, I suppose 🤷‍♀️

A trip to the ER because that does not have a flared base 🫣

On the plus side you’ve got one less thing to worry about—meanwhile I have double trouble times two on my hands on top of everything else 😭

There’s gotta be an obligatory wicker handbasket on fire as part of the initial logo design concepts. The thought of a hot dog in a red and white paper basket with tagline in mustard with wordmark next to it would also be neat to see 😲

Can you ask about our protest checks from George Soros when you get ahold of them? 🤣

I must admit that I usually keep the volume at 6 at night so that my toddler doesn’t say that mommy’s dystopian horror shows/movies are keeping her up 😂

That preview looks hilarious 😂

Would vegan meat sticks count as an equal dick counter to summer sausages?

He can smell what he did to that suit of recycled air 😂

So if it’s multiples of 2 am I just psycho since there’s a method to my madness?

You’d be surprised how many people feel like there’s been something wrong with them their whole lives. I know I’ve said “why can’t I be normal?!” more than once.

We aren’t meant to be fodder for the powerful. As lame as this sounds, we are meant to love and be loved.

A real parent’s love is unconditional—you could have everything and they’ll still try to help in some way. We’re preprogrammed to always worry about ya’ll—that’s literally our job 🤷‍♀️

Don’t fall for the societal trap that says that for you to be worthy of existence you must bring financial value.

The Overton Window is FUBAR in America 🤦‍♀️

Make the Ube Bukake

www.iankewks.com/ube-pancakes...

😯 Whelp, now I know what I’m about to do

The irony is not lost on me 🥴

It’s subtle BDSMy that hopefully works better than those plastic ring adjusters (fell right the fuck off with 2 rings) and won’t give my eczema flare up another spot to go wild 😬