Dr. Kal Kairo
@profkairo.bsky.social
30 / xe/it / mathematician / enby 🏳️⚧️ / alien catfrog ΘΔ / & / gamedev / writer / composer
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If Cosmo Sheldrake made a Christmas album it would be the most whimsically delightful thing ever
December 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
If Cosmo Sheldrake made a Christmas album it would be the most whimsically delightful thing ever
it's so weird how i have people i'm friends with who i also wanna fuck but who i don't want to date
December 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
it's so weird how i have people i'm friends with who i also wanna fuck but who i don't want to date
i did the math. this mad lad @flavoredsaucer.bsky.social has spent almost 40% of the past two weeks playing brickadia. that includes sleep hours. that is 66 hours a week. that is two full-time jobs
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
i did the math. this mad lad @flavoredsaucer.bsky.social has spent almost 40% of the past two weeks playing brickadia. that includes sleep hours. that is 66 hours a week. that is two full-time jobs
gosh i'm such a fucking slut aren't i /pos
December 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
gosh i'm such a fucking slut aren't i /pos
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The First Day of Filtration
Filtration releases December 29, 2025 on Steam. For more information: filtrationgame.com
Filtration releases December 29, 2025 on Steam. For more information: filtrationgame.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The First Day of Filtration
Filtration releases December 29, 2025 on Steam. For more information: filtrationgame.com
Filtration releases December 29, 2025 on Steam. For more information: filtrationgame.com
... okay wait is it just me or does the SpongeBob episode "Patty Hype" have the same plot as The Jerk (1979)
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
... okay wait is it just me or does the SpongeBob episode "Patty Hype" have the same plot as The Jerk (1979)
between the night guard for my teeth and the earplugs i wear sometimes for noise, i kind of feel like i should be wearing a buttplug to bed too just to make as many of my holes inaccessible as possible
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
between the night guard for my teeth and the earplugs i wear sometimes for noise, i kind of feel like i should be wearing a buttplug to bed too just to make as many of my holes inaccessible as possible
the cool thing about having a dragon as a partner is that if you stay up too late he just eats you. then you've gotta sleep because what else are you gonna do inside a dragon
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
the cool thing about having a dragon as a partner is that if you stay up too late he just eats you. then you've gotta sleep because what else are you gonna do inside a dragon
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However one of my kids, when asked who Alkali was by a friend who saw him on our porch, said “Oh that’s my parents’ weed guy.”
We had a talk about how he is NOT OUR WEED GUY he is a GUY we know who SMOKES WEED. Also MAYBE DON’T DESCRIBE HIM LIKE THAT.
We had a talk about how he is NOT OUR WEED GUY he is a GUY we know who SMOKES WEED. Also MAYBE DON’T DESCRIBE HIM LIKE THAT.
Also when I asked it if I was married it
(1) Said there wasn’t any information regarding that, then
(2) HEAVILY IMPLIED people would assume I’m fucking @alkalibismuth.bsky.social and wanted to make it VERY clear there is no evidence that is the case.
(1) Said there wasn’t any information regarding that, then
(2) HEAVILY IMPLIED people would assume I’m fucking @alkalibismuth.bsky.social and wanted to make it VERY clear there is no evidence that is the case.
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
However one of my kids, when asked who Alkali was by a friend who saw him on our porch, said “Oh that’s my parents’ weed guy.”
We had a talk about how he is NOT OUR WEED GUY he is a GUY we know who SMOKES WEED. Also MAYBE DON’T DESCRIBE HIM LIKE THAT.
We had a talk about how he is NOT OUR WEED GUY he is a GUY we know who SMOKES WEED. Also MAYBE DON’T DESCRIBE HIM LIKE THAT.
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i know a lot of people with this arrangement would prefer it to change but i just wanna say it's cool how people can have a penis and boobs at the same time
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
i know a lot of people with this arrangement would prefer it to change but i just wanna say it's cool how people can have a penis and boobs at the same time
fun fact: the reason i wear a t-shirt and jeans every day of my life is because i don't own this
December 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
fun fact: the reason i wear a t-shirt and jeans every day of my life is because i don't own this
retroreflector tape is one of the only things that only works because it's not idealized
an idealized capacitor with no resistance, or an idealized ball bearing with no friction, would both be really useful
but an idealized retroreflector would be pitch black because it would reflect your pupils
an idealized capacitor with no resistance, or an idealized ball bearing with no friction, would both be really useful
but an idealized retroreflector would be pitch black because it would reflect your pupils
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 AM
retroreflector tape is one of the only things that only works because it's not idealized
an idealized capacitor with no resistance, or an idealized ball bearing with no friction, would both be really useful
but an idealized retroreflector would be pitch black because it would reflect your pupils
an idealized capacitor with no resistance, or an idealized ball bearing with no friction, would both be really useful
but an idealized retroreflector would be pitch black because it would reflect your pupils
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the word "sodomy" is so fucked up. how do you hear a story about people demanding to SA angels in the butt and go "aha. the bad thing here was that it was in the butt"
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the word "sodomy" is so fucked up. how do you hear a story about people demanding to SA angels in the butt and go "aha. the bad thing here was that it was in the butt"
TIL: a woman who gives blowjobs can be called a "fellatrix"
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
TIL: a woman who gives blowjobs can be called a "fellatrix"
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glorifying murder ships is fine, but don't even THINK about playing zero time dilemma. that game is anything but glorious. you deserve better. #zeroescape #halloweenart
October 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
glorifying murder ships is fine, but don't even THINK about playing zero time dilemma. that game is anything but glorious. you deserve better. #zeroescape #halloweenart
this hit me SO hard omg
![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
this hit me SO hard omg
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Hey, everyone! I've only just now gotten around to setting up Bluesky, so there's not much to see here yet. Rest assured, more info about our games (mostly Filtration) will be here soon! Until then, check out and wishlist Filtration on Steam here: store.steampowered.com/app/3415080/...
Filtration on Steam
Jump, bounce, blast, and fly through 12 pocket dimensions in order to harvest the precious power sources within. With robotic foes and tricky puzzles in your way, it's gonna take a lot more than Ion C...
store.steampowered.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Hey, everyone! I've only just now gotten around to setting up Bluesky, so there's not much to see here yet. Rest assured, more info about our games (mostly Filtration) will be here soon! Until then, check out and wishlist Filtration on Steam here: store.steampowered.com/app/3415080/...
isn't it weird how in modern internet culture, "creator" means someone who produces digital things and "maker" means someone who produces physical things
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
isn't it weird how in modern internet culture, "creator" means someone who produces digital things and "maker" means someone who produces physical things
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um! please look at this wonderful commission that @hoshizoralone.bsky.social drew of me and my beloved, hehehe
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
um! please look at this wonderful commission that @hoshizoralone.bsky.social drew of me and my beloved, hehehe