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profkairo.bsky.social
Dr. Kal Kairo
@profkairo.bsky.social
30 / xe/it / mathematician / enby 🏳️‍⚧️ / alien catfrog ΘΔ / & / gamedev / writer / composer
December 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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If Cosmo Sheldrake made a Christmas album it would be the most whimsically delightful thing ever
December 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
it's so weird how i have people i'm friends with who i also wanna fuck but who i don't want to date
December 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
i did the math. this mad lad @flavoredsaucer.bsky.social has spent almost 40% of the past two weeks playing brickadia. that includes sleep hours. that is 66 hours a week. that is two full-time jobs
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
gosh i'm such a fucking slut aren't i /pos
December 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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The First Day of Filtration

Filtration releases December 29, 2025 on Steam. For more information: filtrationgame.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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[2020 repost] found some old art of sylvan meadows vren while looking for refs and i still like this one :3

[ #art #oc / any pronouns ]
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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A dragon showing off in life drawing class. #dragon #art
December 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
... okay wait is it just me or does the SpongeBob episode "Patty Hype" have the same plot as The Jerk (1979)
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
between the night guard for my teeth and the earplugs i wear sometimes for noise, i kind of feel like i should be wearing a buttplug to bed too just to make as many of my holes inaccessible as possible
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
the cool thing about having a dragon as a partner is that if you stay up too late he just eats you. then you've gotta sleep because what else are you gonna do inside a dragon
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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However one of my kids, when asked who Alkali was by a friend who saw him on our porch, said “Oh that’s my parents’ weed guy.”

We had a talk about how he is NOT OUR WEED GUY he is a GUY we know who SMOKES WEED. Also MAYBE DON’T DESCRIBE HIM LIKE THAT.
Also when I asked it if I was married it

(1) Said there wasn’t any information regarding that, then

(2) HEAVILY IMPLIED people would assume I’m fucking @alkalibismuth.bsky.social and wanted to make it VERY clear there is no evidence that is the case.
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
i know a lot of people with this arrangement would prefer it to change but i just wanna say it's cool how people can have a penis and boobs at the same time
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
fun fact: the reason i wear a t-shirt and jeans every day of my life is because i don't own this
December 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
retroreflector tape is one of the only things that only works because it's not idealized

an idealized capacitor with no resistance, or an idealized ball bearing with no friction, would both be really useful

but an idealized retroreflector would be pitch black because it would reflect your pupils
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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Shiver #Splatoon
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
the word "sodomy" is so fucked up. how do you hear a story about people demanding to SA angels in the butt and go "aha. the bad thing here was that it was in the butt"
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
TIL: a woman who gives blowjobs can be called a "fellatrix"
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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glorifying murder ships is fine, but don't even THINK about playing zero time dilemma. that game is anything but glorious. you deserve better. #zeroescape #halloweenart
October 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
this hit me SO hard omg
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Hey, everyone! I've only just now gotten around to setting up Bluesky, so there's not much to see here yet. Rest assured, more info about our games (mostly Filtration) will be here soon! Until then, check out and wishlist Filtration on Steam here: store.steampowered.com/app/3415080/...
Filtration on Steam
Jump, bounce, blast, and fly through 12 pocket dimensions in order to harvest the precious power sources within. With robotic foes and tricky puzzles in your way, it's gonna take a lot more than Ion C...
store.steampowered.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
isn't it weird how in modern internet culture, "creator" means someone who produces digital things and "maker" means someone who produces physical things
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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um! please look at this wonderful commission that @hoshizoralone.bsky.social drew of me and my beloved, hehehe
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM