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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Berkeley gutterpunk turned Graybeard anarcho-socialist. Don't cite the deep shitposts to me, I was there when they were written. He/Him, Trans Rights, ACAB.
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If the United States handled gun violence and car violence with the quickness they handle the danger posed by lawn darts, we'd have coast to coast high speed rail, and a lot less dead school children.
Harvard has been an investment portfolio with an MBA attached like a vestigial appendage for the longest fucking time...
Wow. Harvard nuking its PhD programs

- Science PhD admissions reduced by more than 75%
- Arts & Humanities reduced by about 60%
- Social Sciences by 50–70%
- History by 60%
- Biology by 75%
- The German department will lose all PhD seats
- Sociology from six PhD students to zero
Harvard FAS Cuts Ph.D. Seats By More Than Half Across Next Two Admissions Cycles | News | The Harvard Crimson
The Faculty of Arts and Sciences slashed the number of Ph.D. student admissions slots for the Science division by more than 75 percent and for the Arts & Humanities division by about 60 percent for th...
www.thecrimson.com
Orange Julius keeps failing at conquering liberal cities (hint: All cities are liberal) so he's aiming for SF, next.
Babe, wake up. New Benoit Blanc story just dropped.
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
Test? TEST OF CEASEFIRE?

MFers broke the truce like they always fucking do.
Fucksake, @nytimes.com if Biden had posted anything even remotely like that video you'd be hounding for a resignation.

I know you're owned by a shithead billionaire, but fucking do journalism.

🍊 won't be there forever. You're going to look fucking stupid after this is all said and done.
NYT sanewashing extends, apparently, to sparing NYT readers from a description of Trump's literal shit.
If any Democrat posted anything remotely like this, the media apparatus would be hounding for a resignation 24/7 for months.
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
When these accounts do more than spew lies for a 79 year old sack of rotting fascist cabbage running away from responsibility, then and only then will I unblock them.
Almost like those same politics-knowers were told by their moneyed taskmasters to pretend there was no resistance in a ploy to keep people from resisting.

#nokings
#nofascists
Remember back in January when all these sage politics-knowers were writing about how there had been a vibe shift and now the resistance was over?

lol. lmao.
She's only making noise about it because the fascist machine has decided she's in the Out Group, now.
Wait a second. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called you to give you your job at a private news outlet back?

OANN, anyone care to explain the government's role in your hiring decisions or do we need to FOIA to find out?
Hey, #SouthernHemisphere folks:

Do you have an autumn harvest festival or is Halloween an exclusively US thing funded by Hershey's in an effort to sell more shit-tier chocolate so hard they forced lawmakers to change when Daylight Savings Time ends to November.
Every Dubai Chocolate bar is guaranteed to have murdered at least 15 Sri Lankan migrant workers who has their visas stolen by their employer.
This needs a Labubu / Dubai Chocolate collab at the Reception.
Firstly, this is from the LA riots in the 90s,

Secondly, those riots happened because the citizens were mad because #lapd got away with a internationally famous beating of Rodney King.

Gods damn you're fucking bad at this.
For one thing, there's no fucking Winchell's in Oregon, anymore.
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"President Donald Trump and his top aides are using the word 'insurrection' more frequently to describe anti-ICE protests in places like Portland," writes Zachary B. Wolf. https://cnn.it/4pWYmzr
Yeah, they're trying to both sides because they know 'eradicating trans people' is bad.

Fuck'm.
Katrina was the disaster that showed the American people that the federal government (under conservatives) doesn't give a shit if you live or die*, as long as you pay your taxes.

*Unless you're rich enough to buy and collect senators like they were Labubu...
The Trump Administration seems hell-bent on stamping out FEMA and burdening states with the task of responding to their own disasters. It may take another Katrina-esque disaster for us to see the full effects of what’s happened to FEMA. From @gurleygg.bsky.social‬:

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FEMA’s Years of Living Dangerously
The Trump administration’s determination to force states to shoulder disaster funding burdens guarantees more deaths and destruction.
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If Cross gets any more based he'll be viable to use in a middle school science diorama...
DAVID CROSS: “I am disgusted and deeply disappointed… These are some of my HEROES… how can any of us take any of you seriously ever again?”

Here’s who went to the Riyadh Comedy Festival: www.timeoutriyadh.com/news/riyadh-...
It's Fetterman. He's a week away from stumping for the Pædo Party.
This is either completely made up or it’s Fetterman.

Both equally plausible.
These ghouls are little better than loansharks and this sort of shit should be illegal.
The Flex Loan, a new type of payday loan pioneered by Advance Financial in Tennessee, allows residents to borrow up to $4,000 at a 279.5% interest rate.

It has burdened low-income borrowers while generating huge profits for lenders.

(Published May with @tennesseelookout.com)
This Lender Said Its Loans Would Help Tennesseans. It Has Sued More Than 110,000 of Them.
The Flex Loan, a type of payday loan pioneered by Advance Financial, has burdened low-income borrowers while generating huge profits for lenders. Tennessee lawmakers declined to rein in the lending bu...
www.propublica.org
Not (checks notes) a healthcare system completely at the mercy of 4 rich assholes who think small populations aren't profitable enough to give healthcare to...
JD Vance blames "Biden policies" for rural hospitals shutting down in September 2025