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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇

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32 // he/him // all my posts are goofy. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Trans Rights are Human Rights🏳️‍⚧️

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · Jan 26

This is a Henderson's Stan account. Lee & Perrin's fans dni

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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 1d

I'm running the Valencia marathon in 6 weeks and i've decided to use the occasion to help boost the trans healthcare fundraisers of legends @deeboom.bsky.social and @sapphicalui.bsky.social

Any amount of money and any shares massively appreciated 🙏🖤❤️ Ty Ty
gofund.me/24190224a

Donate to Running a Marathon for Robyn and Dee's Trans Healthcare, organized by Sophie Cee

Hi, I'm Sophie. On the 7th of December I'll be running 26.2 miles i… Sophie Cee needs your support for Running a Marathon for Robyn and Dee's Trans Healthcare

gofund.me

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Finding a job, not in your standard career, when you’ve got other time commitments, is a fucking nightmare gang

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Calvinboo Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 1d

“you can’t call everyone you don’t like a nazi” discourse has led us arguing about whether a man with an SS tattoo who posted that women are responsible for getting raped if they’re drunk, that Black people are too cheap to tip, and using the f-slur liberally “is probably not a nazi”

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Going to write a book one day called Coparenting nightmares and then you will know.

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

So GENTLE!!!!

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Z is such a good part of this as well, the sheer look of “lil shit”-ery on his face is beautiful. Underrated character

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Good, cause he wasn’t even there, the little stolen valour cunt 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 1d

Spare a thought for are brave dogs who fought against the evil socialist left wing Nazis

A pug in a poppy field with some poppy Christmas nonsense

A pug with a poppy stood in front of a lest we forget sign

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 1d

Brianna keeps getting written about, even if not especially her own mother, like she tragically killed herself rather than was murdered in a transphobic hate crime

Edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 2d

Most of us have pathologically useless parents who don't care to learn about protecting us properly, but this dogshit really takes the cake.

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 2d

I’m gonna post young Zach one day and you will see I was just dark haired Bobby Hill

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 2d

Me when I’ve run out of my meds and have to go a day with no stimulant

KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 2d

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 10

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yeah, fully does :)

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 3d

Oh fully agree, it’s probably best to have the option there anyway!

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 3d

I’ll take a look at these as well, mine are wireless currently but do have a wired option so I may try that first

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 3d

I absolutely do have a good pair so that’s a relief!
The powered hub thing might be a solid shout, I do have a hub but probs best to have one that’s not draining the battery

🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 3d

See I’ve used GarageBand on iPad and that’s been sound, so maybe I just need to get something that interfaces with that?
Failing that Abbie’s got a MacBook so I suppose I could nick hers if need be

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 3d

This is a solid shout mate thank you. It’s one of them where I could ask my dad but it becomes a whole conversation and just a quick bit of advice and “this works for me” is usually sound 🙏🙏 your stuff always sounds great too!
What do you record in, software wise?

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 3d

Any of you recording music at home, what’s the setup like? I’m limited in space, but need some advice on an interface for instruments, as well as decent software. Appreciate any advice!

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Esl,am @soo-24.bsky.social · 4d

My donations have almost disappeared. Since losing my account two months ago, everything has been falling apart. My family relied on me, and now we’re struggling to survive. I made a GoFund link because I fear Bluesky blocked Chuffed. Can we rise together and reach $120 today?
gofund.me/4a94c9d30

Donate to A Final Fight to Bring My Family to Safety, organized by Aaron Micheau

My name is Eslam Mohammad. I’m 24 years old, and I’m from Gaza. I survive… Aaron Micheau needs your support for A Final Fight to Bring My Family to Safety

gofund.me

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gav a nice time this autumn @gavinmit.bsky.social · 4d

🚨 this important gfm is now completely out of funds and the therapy set to stop, so if anyone is in a position to help our friend, this is the time ❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/vital-ther...

Donate to Vital therapy for a much-loved comrade, organized by Friends Helping with Therapy

- Update added (21 Oct) We urgently need your help for vital t… Friends Helping with Therapy needs your support for Vital therapy for a much-loved comrade

www.gofundme.com

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 4d

Remember when two phones went through a court trial because of this?

Joe Powell MP @joepowell.bsky.social · 4d

Meeting yesterday with Brianna Ghey's mother Esther - and pupils at Brianna's former school - was a powerful reminder of why controls on social media and smartphone use in schools is so important for children, teachers and parents. (1/2)

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 4d

Need you to study the good book of our Lord and Saviour Goku, who was sent to earth to destroy, but in fact ended up saving us all

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 4d

Also can’t believe this, gonna start setting Bluesky homework for everyone m.

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🦇 Count Zachula (umami vladdy) 🦇 @probablyzach.bsky.social · 4d

I think we’d both suit a dangly little earring 🙏

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