A Cornucopia of Monty
@probablymonty.bsky.social
math doer, Duck cheerer, video game enjoyer
why spend your life looking for MS RIGHT when you can settle for
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
why spend your life looking for MS RIGHT when you can settle for
if Ohio State beats Michigan in Ann Arbor this year they will plant the biggest flag ever designed. that thing will eclipse the sun
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
if Ohio State beats Michigan in Ann Arbor this year they will plant the biggest flag ever designed. that thing will eclipse the sun
fun things you learn the hard way from join failures: apparently Virginia has cities that are not in counties. they’re just, idk, flapping out there in the breeze or whatever
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
fun things you learn the hard way from join failures: apparently Virginia has cities that are not in counties. they’re just, idk, flapping out there in the breeze or whatever
devastated to announce that the critical services I need to do my job are NOT affected by the cloudflare outage
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
devastated to announce that the critical services I need to do my job are NOT affected by the cloudflare outage
the sickest burns require in-line parenthetical explanations
Trump lashing out in fear at GOP lawmakers will not end well for him.
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
the sickest burns require in-line parenthetical explanations
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Kenyon Sadiq ::fans self::
August 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Kenyon Sadiq ::fans self::
it's mean to show the graphic that Minnesota has 8 rushing yards. everyone knows they don't have a rushing-heavy offense, they have a draw-defensive-pass-interference offense #goducks
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
it's mean to show the graphic that Minnesota has 8 rushing yards. everyone knows they don't have a rushing-heavy offense, they have a draw-defensive-pass-interference offense #goducks
s/o to the Gophers defender doing the "we stopped 'em" fist raise thing on third down after Oregon cleared the line to gain by like a yard and a half #goducks
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
s/o to the Gophers defender doing the "we stopped 'em" fist raise thing on third down after Oregon cleared the line to gain by like a yard and a half #goducks
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Incredible new innovations in heresy happening recently.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Incredible new innovations in heresy happening recently.
frequently, I’m just quietly working, living my best IC life, and then with absolutely no input from me Teams is like “We can’t take you to that message because it’s in a chat that you’re not in.”
does anyone know why this happens?
does anyone know why this happens?
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
frequently, I’m just quietly working, living my best IC life, and then with absolutely no input from me Teams is like “We can’t take you to that message because it’s in a chat that you’re not in.”
does anyone know why this happens?
does anyone know why this happens?
this is a huge bummer. we JUST canceled this service and I no longer have the opportunity to cancel it again
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
this is a huge bummer. we JUST canceled this service and I no longer have the opportunity to cancel it again
what a week! tgif, am I right?
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
what a week! tgif, am I right?
Hey, you know what? Go ducks.
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hey, you know what? Go ducks.
I’m gonna say something that I essentially can never say as a fan of the Oregon Ducks:
Minnesota, your court is a little garish
Minnesota, your court is a little garish
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’m gonna say something that I essentially can never say as a fan of the Oregon Ducks:
Minnesota, your court is a little garish
Minnesota, your court is a little garish
I have a lot of Nike products and find them generally to be good quality and to last a long time, which is why I was pretty surprised to find that their Everyday Socks are reprehensible garbage
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I have a lot of Nike products and find them generally to be good quality and to last a long time, which is why I was pretty surprised to find that their Everyday Socks are reprehensible garbage
a worthy new entry into the “The way out of this crisis? It’s buying my product!” canon of ceo statements
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
If You 'Don't Want To Be Stranded' Buy A Backup Ticket On A Different Airline, Says Frontier CEO
It's completely unheard of that an airline executive would ever suggest spending money with a competitor.
www.yahoo.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
a worthy new entry into the “The way out of this crisis? It’s buying my product!” canon of ceo statements
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
me, holding up a TI-83, visibly sweating: “how many humans do you know who can take the sine of 92 in both degrees or radians? or find the natural logarithm of 28? please give me all the money you have”
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
me, holding up a TI-83, visibly sweating: “how many humans do you know who can take the sine of 92 in both degrees or radians? or find the natural logarithm of 28? please give me all the money you have”
really enjoyed pointing and laughing at the lawn signs for the school board candidate endorsed by Moms for Liberty this morning (he lost bad)
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
really enjoyed pointing and laughing at the lawn signs for the school board candidate endorsed by Moms for Liberty this morning (he lost bad)
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM