A Cornucopia of Monty
@probablymonty.bsky.social
math doer, Duck cheerer, video game enjoyer
Fascinating, and ironic that the turtles are the speed demons of the conference
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Fascinating, and ironic that the turtles are the speed demons of the conference
I am of the opinion that Cole should be paid
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I am of the opinion that Cole should be paid
Oh interesting, that’s more plays than I thought
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Oh interesting, that’s more plays than I thought
I’ve only watched a few of their games myself (can’t help it, I live among them). In terms of number of offensive snaps, I believe they’re so low it’s like they basically gave themselves an extra bye week
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’ve only watched a few of their games myself (can’t help it, I live among them). In terms of number of offensive snaps, I believe they’re so low it’s like they basically gave themselves an extra bye week
I think part of this comes from that thing they’re doing where they’re going slow + playing few offensive snaps on purpose; this also reduces the number of defensive snaps they have to take
(this is not me saying they aren’t great, they are, but I think it’s embellished some)
(this is not me saying they aren’t great, they are, but I think it’s embellished some)
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I think part of this comes from that thing they’re doing where they’re going slow + playing few offensive snaps on purpose; this also reduces the number of defensive snaps they have to take
(this is not me saying they aren’t great, they are, but I think it’s embellished some)
(this is not me saying they aren’t great, they are, but I think it’s embellished some)
a man says it 's a fake and holds up a pen
Alt: it’s a fake
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I wish this post hadn’t happened to me
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I wish this post hadn’t happened to me
buddy do you smell toast? do *I* smell toast?
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
buddy do you smell toast? do *I* smell toast?
you’re going to make me throw up! I am throwing up now, Cleric! I hope you are happy!!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
you’re going to make me throw up! I am throwing up now, Cleric! I hope you are happy!!!!!
no!!! this is too cursed, even for the internet!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
no!!! this is too cursed, even for the internet!!!!
I remember the year I was interviewing for jobs at the Joint Mathematics Meetings and the organizers had to be like, “remember everybody, it is NOT OK to interview people in your hotel rooms”
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I remember the year I was interviewing for jobs at the Joint Mathematics Meetings and the organizers had to be like, “remember everybody, it is NOT OK to interview people in your hotel rooms”
innnnnteresting
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
innnnnteresting
important update on this question, and, lol wow bsky.app/profile/seth...
Ole Miss has given Lane Kiffn a deadline of the Egg Bowl to decide whether he's taking another job, per my colleague Stewart Mandel.
Very intriguing.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
Very intriguing.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
Ole Miss gives Lane Kiffin deadline of Egg Bowl to decide coaching fate
Lane Kiffin is in demand. Ole Miss wants an answer — soon.
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
important update on this question, and, lol wow bsky.app/profile/seth...
all my evidence is barely off camera, laughing and having a great time
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
all my evidence is barely off camera, laughing and having a great time
during the sideline interview between Q1 and Q2
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
during the sideline interview between Q1 and Q2
you’re gonna crush it!
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
you’re gonna crush it!
I feel weird about the fact that this post that I wrote two months ago, when the Browns’ QB was Joe Flacco, is picking up likes in November
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I feel weird about the fact that this post that I wrote two months ago, when the Browns’ QB was Joe Flacco, is picking up likes in November
Bama had it 2x in 2023 (and if you count postseason stuff, tOSU had it 2x last year) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
List of College GameDay (football TV program) locations - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Bama had it 2x in 2023 (and if you count postseason stuff, tOSU had it 2x last year) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...