A Cornucopia of Monty
@probablymonty.bsky.social
math doer, Duck cheerer, video game enjoyer
I put the alt text in the post text on my first try because I’m bad at posting, sorry sorry v sorry
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I put the alt text in the post text on my first try because I’m bad at posting, sorry sorry v sorry
me, holding up a TI-83, visibly sweating: “how many humans do you know who can take the sine of 92 in both degrees or radians? or find the natural logarithm of 28? please give me all the money you have”
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
me, holding up a TI-83, visibly sweating: “how many humans do you know who can take the sine of 92 in both degrees or radians? or find the natural logarithm of 28? please give me all the money you have”
this sticker I found on a locker in my local gym isn’t remarkable per se, but the context of the gym being in suburban Cleveland OH *is* remarkable. guess I have to use locker #10 forever, I don’t make the rules
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
this sticker I found on a locker in my local gym isn’t remarkable per se, but the context of the gym being in suburban Cleveland OH *is* remarkable. guess I have to use locker #10 forever, I don’t make the rules
delighted to announce that I have found the Worst LinkedIn Post
October 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
delighted to announce that I have found the Worst LinkedIn Post
I will never forget this single line from his goodbye Medium post, and it is in fact the only thing I am willing to commit to memory about him
October 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I will never forget this single line from his goodbye Medium post, and it is in fact the only thing I am willing to commit to memory about him
ok I think I can sleep now. g'night and go ducks
September 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
ok I think I can sleep now. g'night and go ducks
@banachspaceprogram.bsky.social random question, any idea why my pick got marked as spam?
September 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
@banachspaceprogram.bsky.social random question, any idea why my pick got marked as spam?
this exact picture but it’s “word count in sentence” on the x-axis and “seriousness of accusation of moral depravity” on the y-axis
August 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
this exact picture but it’s “word count in sentence” on the x-axis and “seriousness of accusation of moral depravity” on the y-axis
oh no, I looked and it’s bad
July 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
oh no, I looked and it’s bad
Good on you, Twin Falls Idaho! (This county went Trump +49 FWIW)
June 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Good on you, Twin Falls Idaho! (This county went Trump +49 FWIW)
🎵 they’re gonna clean up your looks
with all the lies in the books
to make a citizen out of you 🎶
🎵 they’re gonna sleep with a gun
and keep an eye on you, son
so they can watch all the things that you do 🎶
with all the lies in the books
to make a citizen out of you 🎶
🎵 they’re gonna sleep with a gun
and keep an eye on you, son
so they can watch all the things that you do 🎶
May 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
🎵 they’re gonna clean up your looks
with all the lies in the books
to make a citizen out of you 🎶
🎵 they’re gonna sleep with a gun
and keep an eye on you, son
so they can watch all the things that you do 🎶
with all the lies in the books
to make a citizen out of you 🎶
🎵 they’re gonna sleep with a gun
and keep an eye on you, son
so they can watch all the things that you do 🎶
$32.31 for the time the Ducks beat Ohio State and made me the happiest boy in Cleveland, even if it didn’t quite last the whole season @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
April 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
$32.31 for the time the Ducks beat Ohio State and made me the happiest boy in Cleveland, even if it didn’t quite last the whole season @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
you owe it to yourself imvho
February 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
you owe it to yourself imvho
last thought: put kiddos to bed around 4th quarter. read part of this book (Dog Man: Big Jim Begins) to my son.
maybe next year, right? #goducks as always.
maybe next year, right? #goducks as always.
January 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
last thought: put kiddos to bed around 4th quarter. read part of this book (Dog Man: Big Jim Begins) to my son.
maybe next year, right? #goducks as always.
maybe next year, right? #goducks as always.
also bear in mind:
January 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
also bear in mind:
