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Antifa Orpheus "Tempest" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️
@probablyacryptid.bsky.social
36, trans, physically broken, AuDHD, C-PTSD. Still wearing masks

Single but still married
NOT dating

Keybard author

he/him
Discord: (mutuals only, DM me)

Ko-fi books/music: https://ko-fi.com/orpheusandeli/shop

Get something free on me 💚
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Beloveds, please remember: even when the world is on fire, your garden hose of compassion and care DOES make a difference, however so humble

Try to stay hydrated. Take the meds and do the things that help you. Eat a food. Try to get outside for about 5 minutes if you can

You are NOT failing
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I'm getting smacked in the face by CFS again. Like, I've literally only been awake maybe 30 minutes and I just want to sleep again. And sleeping is kinda the best thing I can do about tha

But fucking hell I don't want to

Also there is no poop like suddenly not being constipated [uncomplimentary]
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'm getting smacked in the face by CFS again. Like, I've literally only been awake maybe 30 minutes and I just want to sleep again. And sleeping is kinda the best thing I can do about tha

But fucking hell I don't want to

Also there is no poop like suddenly not being constipated [uncomplimentary]
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I love this man and I would do so many things for him if given the opportunity, energy, and proximity

David Tennant is one of the real ones
"In recent history, the Doctor Who actor has repeatedly made headlines thanks to his allyship towards trans and gender non-conforming people – most notably with a subtle gesture during a TV interview that wound up helping to raise £18,000 for the LGBTQ+ youth charity AKT."
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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my retirement plan is the collapse of the united states of america
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Do you think we have enough cranberry sauce? There's 4 of us

Also, please admire my pumpkin cheesecake, which I made without a recipe. It tastes amazing
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
How am I all of these?
All across the switch alignment
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

... this tracks. Still, next time I go to trim the tree, I'll be extra careful
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Heroes of Might and Magic 2, specifically
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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This is why you won't have healthcare in 2026.
Trump’s size obsession has put him at odds with the architect, who reportedly argues the 90,000 sq. ft. ballroom would overshadow the 55,000 sq. ft. White House, violating basic architectural principles.

It's, ultimately, another illustration of the crumbling checks and balances. trib.al/tAhurYp
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Beloveds, please remember: even when the world is on fire, your garden hose of compassion and care DOES make a difference, however so humble

Try to stay hydrated. Take the meds and do the things that help you. Eat a food. Try to get outside for about 5 minutes if you can

You are NOT failing
July 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I am again saying
In this season when we encounter so many people who have known us so long but who often don't know us at all—I wish for you patience, peace, confidence deep in your core about who you are, as many opportunities as possible to just be your gorgeous real self, and self-kindness in bountiful measure
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Not right now, I'm POOPING, Charlie Brown
I’m not left handed either, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My last few brain cells:
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I really like watching people being passionate about shit. That's my favorite brand of YouTube/Instagram/TikTok
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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The thought "miracles are like craft herpes" came into my brain and 30 minutes later

#poetry #poem #writingcommunity #miracles

Love y'all. Go look for some miracles today
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Co-Star, you have nooo idea
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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a bunch of men yelled at me for calling her a teenager, I invite them to go yell at Keith Olbermann now
It’s very funny to me that he apparently considers this detail exculpatory www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/s...
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
One of my alarms this morning played The Big Push's version of Sympathy For The Devil and I did not wake up until probably halfway through or more and it took me even longer to wake up enough to realize I should probably turn it off

I am the tireds
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The thought "miracles are like craft herpes" came into my brain and 30 minutes later

#poetry #poem #writingcommunity #miracles

Love y'all. Go look for some miracles today
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
As a Californian I am proud of him for doing what little he is to resist the fascist, but also extremely aware he has a LOT more options that would be more effective

But also we'll see if that election happens
Will you support Gov. Gavin Newsom for President in 2028? 💙❤️‍🔥
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"what are your pronouns?"

I legitimately don't care but if you call me "she" we're gonna have a talk
“what are your pronouns?”

yes :)
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Probably The Storyteller. Very quiet and unassuming and kind and also basically a celebrity anywhere he goes after a certain point

Sandry is like that too, in his own way, but he's younger

#dailyocs
Which one of your OCs has had the most crushes on by other characters? 💗

#dailyocs
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Some migraines I take one migraine treatment and call it a day. Other migraines I review the treatments I have and then do as many of them as I can

Nurtec is standard, Tylenol and coffee? Yep, sounds good. Oh, my Ajovy injection, which can stop a migraine in its tracks, is due tomorrow? Let's go
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My head isn't having a good morning. I think it's related to my neck popping while I was still trying to wake up? Or maybe the storm

Anyway, I got up and maybe did too many physical things. I was leaning over and migraine strike like a brick to the head

Imma take my breakfast to back to bed...
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM