Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie
@prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
Maria, Eevee, and Lilith (She/her, she/it, and she/her respectively)
Trans women, part of a plural system
18+
MDNI
Trans women, part of a plural system
18+
MDNI
Pinned
oh my fucking God. no one is saying you're less trans than other trans people except you. people are saying they're just a different kind of trans. you're the one attaching value and weight to these different ways of being trans.
see the quoted skeet if you ever decide to throw a fit because some trans people like to identify as transsexual rather than transgender
liquid metal terminators are just sci-fi slime girls
December 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
liquid metal terminators are just sci-fi slime girls
watching T2 and all I can think is "god damn I wanna be Sarah Connor's useless housewife"
December 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
watching T2 and all I can think is "god damn I wanna be Sarah Connor's useless housewife"
do y'all think I could get Lee Pace into polyamory? because I really want to get Lee Pace into polyamory
December 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
do y'all think I could get Lee Pace into polyamory? because I really want to get Lee Pace into polyamory
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I'm just a silly bimbo that can't cope with the chasms that are ripping across the foundation of my life so instead I'm just going to look hot and get stupid for tiny dopamine hits. don't mind me (unless it's to drop some attention or to objectify me.)
December 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I'm just a silly bimbo that can't cope with the chasms that are ripping across the foundation of my life so instead I'm just going to look hot and get stupid for tiny dopamine hits. don't mind me (unless it's to drop some attention or to objectify me.)
if you think about it Terminator is a porno with a lot of exposition
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
if you think about it Terminator is a porno with a lot of exposition
today I discovered not only is it possible to accidentally inject into blood vessels, it is also possible to inject into nerves
December 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
today I discovered not only is it possible to accidentally inject into blood vessels, it is also possible to inject into nerves
learning history is a curse. can I return this special interest for a new one that doesn't leave me perpetually anxious and depressed
people talk about how fascists target trans kids because it's easier; while it's true, it misses something key to genocidal projects
they start with the kids because then there is no next generation; soon the adults will die out. But if you go after the adults first the children will seek vengeance
they start with the kids because then there is no next generation; soon the adults will die out. But if you go after the adults first the children will seek vengeance
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
learning history is a curse. can I return this special interest for a new one that doesn't leave me perpetually anxious and depressed
people talk about how fascists target trans kids because it's easier; while it's true, it misses something key to genocidal projects
they start with the kids because then there is no next generation; soon the adults will die out. But if you go after the adults first the children will seek vengeance
they start with the kids because then there is no next generation; soon the adults will die out. But if you go after the adults first the children will seek vengeance
December 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
people talk about how fascists target trans kids because it's easier; while it's true, it misses something key to genocidal projects
they start with the kids because then there is no next generation; soon the adults will die out. But if you go after the adults first the children will seek vengeance
they start with the kids because then there is no next generation; soon the adults will die out. But if you go after the adults first the children will seek vengeance
what age do y'all think I am
December 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
what age do y'all think I am
I'm just a silly bimbo that can't cope with the chasms that are ripping across the foundation of my life so instead I'm just going to look hot and get stupid for tiny dopamine hits. don't mind me (unless it's to drop some attention or to objectify me.)
December 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I'm just a silly bimbo that can't cope with the chasms that are ripping across the foundation of my life so instead I'm just going to look hot and get stupid for tiny dopamine hits. don't mind me (unless it's to drop some attention or to objectify me.)
would you trust me with the levers of state power?
I promise it's safe. UwU
I promise it's safe. UwU
December 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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would you trust me with the levers of state power?
I promise it's safe. UwU
I promise it's safe. UwU
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
would you trust me with the levers of state power?
I promise it's safe. UwU
I promise it's safe. UwU
would you trust me with the levers of state power?
I promise it's safe. UwU
I promise it's safe. UwU
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
would you trust me with the levers of state power?
I promise it's safe. UwU
I promise it's safe. UwU
*woman who has been forcing herself to work 50 hour weeks with regular 10 hour days for the past few years because she knows if she lets up even a little her loved ones will suffer voice*
"omg why am I in burnout again? why can't I just do the stuff I need to do? am I weak?"
"omg why am I in burnout again? why can't I just do the stuff I need to do? am I weak?"
December 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
*woman who has been forcing herself to work 50 hour weeks with regular 10 hour days for the past few years because she knows if she lets up even a little her loved ones will suffer voice*
"omg why am I in burnout again? why can't I just do the stuff I need to do? am I weak?"
"omg why am I in burnout again? why can't I just do the stuff I need to do? am I weak?"
is God an incel? the Catholic Church says no so we asked them "are you just saying that because you're incels too?
December 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
is God an incel? the Catholic Church says no so we asked them "are you just saying that because you're incels too?
another benefit to today's weed is that it Kickstarted my metabolism and I know for sure that I've finally managed to eat an acceptable number of calories and a lot of them were very nutrient dense
December 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
another benefit to today's weed is that it Kickstarted my metabolism and I know for sure that I've finally managed to eat an acceptable number of calories and a lot of them were very nutrient dense
I was finally able to pay off several months of backbills today
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I was finally able to pay off several months of backbills today
I hit anxiety on the emotional weed roulette this time but at least I used the anxiety to power through some bureauphobia
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I hit anxiety on the emotional weed roulette this time but at least I used the anxiety to power through some bureauphobia
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That diet stuff'll kill you. Only put genuine coke up your nose.
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
That diet stuff'll kill you. Only put genuine coke up your nose.
the deranged slut urge to be chained down and used as a fuckdoll while my protests are met with "shut up, this isn't about what you want. now be a good roll and fix that attitude."
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
the deranged slut urge to be chained down and used as a fuckdoll while my protests are met with "shut up, this isn't about what you want. now be a good roll and fix that attitude."
why am I so hungry? I just ate last night 😭
December 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
why am I so hungry? I just ate last night 😭
I'm saving my ketamine virginity for the day. if you know me IRL you will know ketamine is so much my drug vibe that it's kinda concerning. I promise though I will save myself for the day
Everyone is talking about having a bottle of champagne on reserve for the day, but we need to think bigger. Have a huge ceremonial gong under a tarp in your garage. Commission a 3000 pound bronze bell people can swing their whole body from in joy. Invent a cannon that will blow apart the moon.
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'm saving my ketamine virginity for the day. if you know me IRL you will know ketamine is so much my drug vibe that it's kinda concerning. I promise though I will save myself for the day
hahahaha the fearful avoidant attachment style is being fearful today 🙃
December 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
hahahaha the fearful avoidant attachment style is being fearful today 🙃
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it's really a wonder how I ended up being a commie
bureauphobia is so great! I love being terrified that every bureaucracy I have to interact with will find a way to leave me destitute or try to convict me of fraud. it's so cool how I can't even interact with the ones that are supposed to be helpful.
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
it's really a wonder how I ended up being a commie