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prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie
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Maria & Eevee (She/her & she/it)
Trans women, part of a plural system
18+
MDNI
it's okay to bully fascists and liberals
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
anyone else notice that the USA government's harassment of Venezuela is incredibly similar to how the USA harassed the DPRK to instigate the Korean War, or is it just me?
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I've only been doing SW for a few years but I've seen several "first platform[s] owned and operated by sex workers" come and go and they've all been scams or failures... I hope this isn't either of those things but I'm also not hopeful that it'll be anything other than a way of enriching its owners.
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
the only thing fascists share in common with communists and anarchists is the conceptualization of the state as a loaded gun; and even on that point all 3 disagree on what to do with that gun
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
from the line in the Grinch song where the singer says they wouldn't touch the Grinch with a 39.5' long pole we can assume that the Grinch's effective range with his stand is at least that distance
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
oh no my last nicotine vape just ran out of flavoring. guess it's time to see how long I can go
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
why are my legs flashing with pain is this normal
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
the new(ish) superman movie made us cry multiple times
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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"I think, therefore I am" implies that you cease to exist when you get your brains fucked out
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
we've been getting so little nicotine lately that were able to have multiple orgasms again so that's really fun
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Sometimes it really feels like there aren't really any mental health services to help you not lose your shit when you're being targeted for extermination by your government
...and also trying to recover from burnout
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If I ever find another Maria and she looks even a little bit like me I don't think I'll ever be able to be normal again
dating someone with the same nickname as you is basically incest
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If you order something to be delivered and then you go completely unresponsive or only check your phone every 10 - 15 minutes, fuck you
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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In 1970, a new Thanksgiving Day tradition, called Day of Mourning, began in Plymouth. A Wampanoag man named Wamsutta (Frank) James organized a demonstration to bring awareness to the concerns of the Indigenous community including the way Native people had been written about in history.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. NO CHEATING!

Well that's ominous
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Been off my antidepressants for a bit and feeling pretty upbeat. Is it possible my depression was caused by being left alone with my thoughts and depressing podcasts about the world going to shit in car for all my working hours
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I hate trying to calibrate the showiness of my makeup to professional situations.

Like is this going to be enough makeup to stop people from calling me a boy while also not sexualizing myself too much and attracting other unwanted attention
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Do you think Tzar Nicholas the 2nd age regressed?
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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fun first date idea: bank heist
August 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ten years
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I went my whole 8 hour shift today without a vape break
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Leap of faith
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
One question. What do you call it when Mary is the wife of Joseph but also carrying the son of god
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM