laurel 🌻
@prettyboylaurel.bsky.social
one morning i awoke from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a doll
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enveloped in the sauce
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
enveloped in the sauce
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November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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I expressed interest in getting my hands on more of these and the BF put this together as a Christmas present way back. Some of these are my own since childhood, some were newly-acquired.
Remember, don't copy that floppy!
Remember, don't copy that floppy!
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I expressed interest in getting my hands on more of these and the BF put this together as a Christmas present way back. Some of these are my own since childhood, some were newly-acquired.
Remember, don't copy that floppy!
Remember, don't copy that floppy!
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Baby Steps is $13.99 on US PS+ buff.ly/aJGEOvR
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Baby Steps is $13.99 on US PS+ buff.ly/aJGEOvR
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Casual Monday (@monosiea.bsky.social)
October 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Casual Monday (@monosiea.bsky.social)
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Hang It All by Gabriel Sierra https://www.guggenheim.org/artwork/33125
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Hang It All by Gabriel Sierra https://www.guggenheim.org/artwork/33125
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J441.1
Mutually beneficial
age-gap
situationship.
Mutually beneficial
age-gap
situationship.
J441
Profitable association
of young
and old.
Profitable association
of young
and old.
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
J441.1
Mutually beneficial
age-gap
situationship.
Mutually beneficial
age-gap
situationship.
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![[Your blindfold is removed. You stand beside a half-dozen of your peers in the world of finance and market speculation, dressed to the nines. An older man steps out from a shadowed corner to greet you.]
The stakes tonight, gentlemen, are life and death. But the game is an old classic.
[The man motions and a servant appears as if from thin air. He continues:]
Bring in the big plastic chest of fun toys and also roll out the big rug with the city printed on it so they can play cars and legos and transformers and army men please.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k34mvpwt2sut663p6gesflca/bafkreid73wwne2r3iazj6xzcwqwh3xeutqu6o666peuo3e2d7ejr6fpmqy@jpeg)
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look at baby Pteroptyx firefly shoving entire head into a Plecostoma shell to try and eat the snail inside
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
look at baby Pteroptyx firefly shoving entire head into a Plecostoma shell to try and eat the snail inside
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
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"gamer girl feet" bro its called an acheevement
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"gamer girl feet" bro its called an acheevement
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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curse-stricken tarnished and its finger maiden
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
curse-stricken tarnished and its finger maiden
i bring a sort of "getting permanently blinded" vibe to the "what's turning you on the most this week?" post that people on r/BDSMCommunity dont really like
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i bring a sort of "getting permanently blinded" vibe to the "what's turning you on the most this week?" post that people on r/BDSMCommunity dont really like
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![Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant
[gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreihzgag5tcnviy6ohpnaokdl6jbyus6lufcrxk27xbskrzjusvybxu@jpeg)
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me: (reaching into 800g jar of cashews on top shelf) .... little cashew treat .... beautiful snack
devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you
angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them
me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy
devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you
angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them
me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
me: (reaching into 800g jar of cashews on top shelf) .... little cashew treat .... beautiful snack
devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you
angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them
me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy
devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you
angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them
me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy
i want a hound / knight girl whos like the hound from asoiaf....
loyal chivalrous well trained knightgirls are cool and all, but what about the knightgirls who are overly cocky sleazy bastards who seem like they should be complete girlfailures but actually earn their confidence by being shockingly competent
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i want a hound / knight girl whos like the hound from asoiaf....
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I do like taking the occasional bug photo that gives the subject space in the frame.
Here's a Liometopum luctuosum tree ant in Arizona, taking home a gall midge it has caught.
Here's a Liometopum luctuosum tree ant in Arizona, taking home a gall midge it has caught.
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I do like taking the occasional bug photo that gives the subject space in the frame.
Here's a Liometopum luctuosum tree ant in Arizona, taking home a gall midge it has caught.
Here's a Liometopum luctuosum tree ant in Arizona, taking home a gall midge it has caught.
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Multiple people have asked me if my frog pond is producing absurd mosquitos. Unless you live on an island, mosquitos are a normal part of freshwater life that should never be entirely removed. I also have seed shrimp, copepods, multiple types of snails, annelids, and other insects in there.
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Multiple people have asked me if my frog pond is producing absurd mosquitos. Unless you live on an island, mosquitos are a normal part of freshwater life that should never be entirely removed. I also have seed shrimp, copepods, multiple types of snails, annelids, and other insects in there.
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November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM