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She/Her/They/Them German-American nauseated at the repetition of history. Volleyball sometimes. 🏐
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potatotoes.bsky.social
Unfortunately I know their exact mental gymnastics and all gov abuses are the victims fault for not prepping, right up until feds trespass on their own doorstep. It's not defensive, it's about feeling superior to people who they frame as naive. :/
potatotoes.bsky.social
Thinking of how nice it would be if we could just sanction off the tech economy and they could trade with each other their fake monopoly play money, and leave our real dollars that buy rent and food alone.
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stochasticooze.bsky.social
He's far from the only one who does it but it drives me crazy when a politician waves away a question as a "purity test" or "-litmus test". Yes! We're testing you! We want to know that you actually represent us! If you don't, we'll get someone else!
potatotoes.bsky.social
Cartoon-ass sounding owl across the street lol
potatotoes.bsky.social
Also it was bonkers funny bc I had Circe shrink mel, so there's just this squeaky little baby yelling "traitors!" At two absolutele giants. 🤣
potatotoes.bsky.social
Just hit the vow of rivals level 3 and got to Prometheus.

So those two are 100% fucking.
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vortexegg.com
Just close your eyes and dream of the inifite money god, it won't hurt when the world ends
potatotoes.bsky.social
One was me in a dentist's chair so I felt literally captive 😵‍💫
potatotoes.bsky.social
Have had 2 captive audience interactions with "I'm not political why can't we all just get along" this week and man it really just kills the soul.
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lauraolin.bsky.social
The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.
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dansheehan.bsky.social
You cannot count on platforms for being anything beyond a place to fart around and get poisoned
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
potatotoes.bsky.social
I gotta get that still whoops. It's going great that the only pharmacies around all shut down except for the grocery store 😵‍💫
That looks go good 🤩
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jamellebouie.net
moe throwing barney out of the bar where moe is american society and barney is lead poisoning
paris.nyc
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
potatotoes.bsky.social
- great example, but I know more than a few folks who've already donated to him)
potatotoes.bsky.social
The message itself is of course 99% of it, but to break through the initial attention economy hustle, the marketing part isn't meaningless, especially when someone running in a non-flashy state is swearing off PAC money and really will need those national grassroots donations (I'm in NH, so not a-
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-Unique and immediately distinct from every other (especially liberal) campaign. A lesson that every single marketing person ever will point out as obvious. Instead the lesson Schumer's people seems to have gleaned is... Two bright pop art colors and portrait mode. 😂
potatotoes.bsky.social
It's especially egregiously ironic because I don't think it's a coincidence that Platner made such a splash initially because his announcement video actually also did "the Mamdani thing", but took the correct lesson from it: by copping the Truck-commercial director aesthetic, his campaign became-
potatotoes.bsky.social
Classic move, super swollen painful lymph nodes two days after doc appointment 🤪
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jeannesfangs.bsky.social
every fight with him is just him saying the coolest and most based shit ever while Mel (love you babe mwah ❤️❤️❤️) is possessed by the spirit of her olympian cop blood and tries to not hear it
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augustjpollak.bsky.social
Barack Obama had this and used it to defund ACORN
To pass your agenda a Dem will need 60 votes in the Senate & a majority in the house. In every battleground state voters need to show up to give a Dem President the power to deliver without negotiating. If we fail to do that, we cant complain when what's delivered is watered down