worried about the new day T̸̮̳͍͗H̸̤̹̔̐͝E̵̋̂͜ ̵̦͔̙̀ ̵̜̎̃̅ ̴̙̉̐͘B̸̩̲̰͒̓̊Ė̶͕̘̀̐L̶̝̮͘L̴̨̬̈́O̶̫̱͝W̵̺̙̒͒̚ͅŚ̴̬̙̐ between Wednesday and Thursday... i don't love that it's called The Bellows and i don't want to report to a Labor Outpost. Ș̴̀̋͑̀T̵̞̪̱͎̄̈͂̒̀̎̈́̉͗͋͒̏̿͐͝O̴̼͈̮͌Ķ̸͉̬͔̤̹́͛͋̃E̴̡͚̭̣͇̘̱͆͆̋͑̽̌͑̆̈̿ ̴̢̪̦̭͚̜̳̃̎̒̈́͋͛̌ ̷̢̢̻͔͇͔̦̰͚̖̫͔͍̔̋͗̾́̈̾̃̽̌͑͂̓́̕ ̷̼̣̯̞̭͈̹͚̭͆̈́͛̏͗͛́́̊̋̐͑͜͝T̴̯͙̀̐̽̀̔̾͌̎͐̄́͑͘͘͠Ḧ̸͎̘́̾̆́̂̂̔͝͝͝E̷͚̳͕̐͐̅̊̆́̎͑͐̆̾̀̚͘ͅ ̷̡̛̂̀̽́́͋̀͋͠ ̶̥̪͖͔̬̝̺̗͉̼͈̪͖̐̀̀̽̓̓͌̄̇͘ ̴̹̼̋̑̓̈̋̏̕͘̕̚̚͘͠͠F̵̛̫͐̽̅̔̾̓̓͛L̴̢̢͙̳̹̬͉̯̞͓̲̓̋̅̓͒̈́͆̀͜Ą̵̡͍̪͓̬͈̭̬̗̼̝̦̈̀M̸͎̲̦̮̗̀̂͊̍͠E̷͓͓͒͊͂̓͑̂̇̈́̕͝͠͝S̷̖̜͓̰̱̺̝͍̏̓̒͑͒̾͗̍̕͝. black square looks cool though. it's weird that Satan is here ̸͉͎̤̖̠̠̟̮̲̬̀̈̈́͆̅̍͂̋͝D̷̡̨̳̭̫̗̥̬̰́͒́̑͐͘O̵̬͇͙͐̈́̔̂̿̈́̈̌̀͜N̷̥̟̅͌͆́̂͠͠'̵̧͕͍̭̈́͠Ţ̸̟̤͌̉̈́ ̶̯̿͋S̴̱̬̻͈̞̼̄̊̽̆͛̓E̸̦͊͊͛̔̌̿E̴̱̽̋̅̓̾̀͋̚ ̷͙͇͇̞̅W̷̛̙̝̬͙͓̮̻̌̓͆̉͋͐̇̓̒͜Ḧ̸̜̪͂͛Y̸͈̬͓̱̖͗̽̐̚ ̴̢͕̞̳̘͖̣̜̀̇̀͂͊͋͘T̷̨̻̺͍̜̣̘̜̣̔͛͗̋́͝Ḩ̶̧̳̮̉̃̒͒́͑̕̕A̶̛̦͕͆̑̋͂̅͑͠T̶̲̰͐͂͒̀͗̇̓̎̕'̷̫̦͉̤̟͙̦̲̈̾͛̂͒͘͜ͅS̸̰͖͈̱̞̈̾̐̿̈́̃͘͘͘͜ ̴͈͔̝̼̱̪̍̈́͆̆̌̀ͅW̷̨̨̧̧̬̬̬̝͈͒̈͆̿̈̐̊͘͠͝Ḛ̷̡̝̘̺̤́͗͂̅̏̎͑̀Į̷͍̲̤̈̔̔́̇̇̿R̷̛̞͕͈̹̻̟̠͒̎͊̌̒̄́̒̓D̸̫̮̐̇̈̚͘acking off a LOT more

(Update for my fellow r/laundry devotees) our washing machine out here is secondhand from someone who used a ton of scented detergent and stuff, I ran the washer cleaning cycle with citric acid and it really did FINALLY clear out the residual scent

It Happened To Me: I brought 3 books on a trip and I’ve already finished one and rejected a second after 50 pages

We are listening to a 3 hour podcast about Costco and it definitely makes me want to go to Costco but I also keep thinking about the “is this brand my friend?” tweet

Got Maeby’s latest round of bloodwork back and her thyroid is NORMAL and her kidneys haven’t gotten any worse, plus the vet and I agreed that she looks 5 years younger than she did last winter

Just did the two phone calls I've been avoiding all week and they took a combined 13 minutes. Now I'm FREE

Lines that make you go “🎯”
(From Notes On Your Sudden Disappearance, by Alison Espach)

Reminder: “1% of the US population” is 3,420,000 people. That is more than the total populations of Nevada, Kansas, or Maine.

Imagine telling yourself that it would be okay to criminalize the people of West Virginia because they’re “less than 1% of the population.”

Fix your hearts or die.

11yo stop outgrowing your shoes challenge

top 1% most useful perfume review

i think something missing in all the "liberals need to come back to twitter. actually everyone needs to transition to video content" discourse is that some people aren't logging on to social media to change hearts and minds. some of us are just talking shit

My street has been having sewer line drama for a few days. Today I went out and talked to the work crew and somehow a 2x4 was blocking the junction from our neighborhood street to the adjacent larger street. How on EARTH does that happen? (He said vandalism, but still, how??)

How is it sunny AND raining completely sideways right now??? (Well, because the sun is in the east and the storm is coming from the west, but it’s still weird)

tfw mamá got the day of your vet appointment wrong and got you wasted on gabapentin for NO reason

tbf I did warn my hair person that every haircut was going to get shorter and shorter until it was all gone again

Love is when you order takeout, put on 30 Rock and then pause it so you can show each other stuff you found on the internet

Unfortunately I am STILL thinking about this and I’ve gotten two other tattoos in the intervening YEAR but the thought won’t go away

ok I finished all my shopping with one $11.99 purchase from Amazon and a $40 purchase from Walmart, everything else was local shops or directly from independent companies! Maybe next year I can do it all without big box stores

Ok I’ve been dragging my heels but I’m trying out a switch from Spotify to Apple Music (we have a whole family plan set up for other stuff and it includes a music subscription.) seems ok so far but I miss being able to search for user-created playlists

Oh, it’s going to be one of THOSE days

The sale on our old house closed last week and I’m realizing we never left any kind of note that the bidet is labeled wrong and will spray you in the face when you turn it to “clean nozzle”…. Sorry my guy

(Mean girls voice) Samin Nosrat made scallion pancakes with scrambled eggs and chili crisp so I made scallion pancakes with scrambled eggs and chili crisp

jingle horses need a union

My hobby is trying to guess which companies in my instagram ads were founded by Mormons and then googling the founders to figure it out