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aloof wife of the cascadia subduction zone
toast and uglydogs adjacent but mostly off in my own little world
transphobes: eat shit and die
toast and uglydogs adjacent but mostly off in my own little world
transphobes: eat shit and die
Hall-of-famer imo
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December 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Hall-of-famer imo
Got Maeby’s latest round of bloodwork back and her thyroid is NORMAL and her kidneys haven’t gotten any worse, plus the vet and I agreed that she looks 5 years younger than she did last winter
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Got Maeby’s latest round of bloodwork back and her thyroid is NORMAL and her kidneys haven’t gotten any worse, plus the vet and I agreed that she looks 5 years younger than she did last winter
Lines that make you go “🎯”
(From Notes On Your Sudden Disappearance, by Alison Espach)
(From Notes On Your Sudden Disappearance, by Alison Espach)
December 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Lines that make you go “🎯”
(From Notes On Your Sudden Disappearance, by Alison Espach)
(From Notes On Your Sudden Disappearance, by Alison Espach)
There she goes!
December 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
There she goes!
top 1% most useful perfume review
December 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
top 1% most useful perfume review
tfw mamá got the day of your vet appointment wrong and got you wasted on gabapentin for NO reason
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
tfw mamá got the day of your vet appointment wrong and got you wasted on gabapentin for NO reason
tbf I did warn my hair person that every haircut was going to get shorter and shorter until it was all gone again
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
tbf I did warn my hair person that every haircut was going to get shorter and shorter until it was all gone again
Oh, it’s going to be one of THOSE days
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oh, it’s going to be one of THOSE days
It’s giving Nokia snake game
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s giving Nokia snake game
Dance like nobody’s watching
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dance like nobody’s watching
butter is my favorite food
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
butter is my favorite food
It looks great now, though. I think I’m gonna dye it purple
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It looks great now, though. I think I’m gonna dye it purple
I got a jean jacket at goodwill that I THOUGHT was only mildly dirty so I soaked it overnight and 🤢
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I got a jean jacket at goodwill that I THOUGHT was only mildly dirty so I soaked it overnight and 🤢
Beautiful and rare winter-blooming eggs 🌼
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Beautiful and rare winter-blooming eggs 🌼
Did not have “kestrel stuck in the mudroom at 10pm” on my bingo card but ok
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Did not have “kestrel stuck in the mudroom at 10pm” on my bingo card but ok
4 grouches!
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
4 grouches!
Can you believe my infant son is a SENIOR now????? He turns 7 today 😭
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Can you believe my infant son is a SENIOR now????? He turns 7 today 😭
I’ve been neglecting my egg updates! Here u go
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’ve been neglecting my egg updates! Here u go
Picking up some classic literature for my weird girl (complimentary)
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Picking up some classic literature for my weird girl (complimentary)
o no I ordered this r̶i̶d̶i̶c̶u̶l̶o̶u̶s̶ perfect lamp while I was on painkillers after my surgery and I COMPLETELY forgot until it arrived at my house this morning
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
o no I ordered this r̶i̶d̶i̶c̶u̶l̶o̶u̶s̶ perfect lamp while I was on painkillers after my surgery and I COMPLETELY forgot until it arrived at my house this morning
POV you’re getting tattooed and staring up at this hvac/lamp situation
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
POV you’re getting tattooed and staring up at this hvac/lamp situation
Been struggling to figure out why every paint color looks so cold and lifeless to me in my new house
Visited the old place today and realized I’ve just been chasing the high of living next door to a bright orange house
Visited the old place today and realized I’ve just been chasing the high of living next door to a bright orange house
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Been struggling to figure out why every paint color looks so cold and lifeless to me in my new house
Visited the old place today and realized I’ve just been chasing the high of living next door to a bright orange house
Visited the old place today and realized I’ve just been chasing the high of living next door to a bright orange house
Sorry I didn’t respond to your texts, I was fully absorbed with making increasingly unhinged swatch collages
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Sorry I didn’t respond to your texts, I was fully absorbed with making increasingly unhinged swatch collages
tiktok said I could frost the windows by painting them with Elmer’s glue, and it actually worked! (One more battle won in my war against the blackout cellulars)
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
tiktok said I could frost the windows by painting them with Elmer’s glue, and it actually worked! (One more battle won in my war against the blackout cellulars)
Our google home daily summary - powered by AI bc of course it is - has invented a character named Sarah. Who is Sarah and why is she arranging pumpkins on my porch?
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Our google home daily summary - powered by AI bc of course it is - has invented a character named Sarah. Who is Sarah and why is she arranging pumpkins on my porch?