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January 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Maybe this is a galaxy brain take but could the name Rost in Horizon Zero Dawn be a bastardization of Aristotle?
There is an audio note at one point that one of the Lyceum guides for the children was called Aristotle. Is there an intentional parallel there?
January 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Either I have a thick neck or off the rack button up shirts aren’t really meant to be buttoned up all the way.
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
It’s a squirrels running around in my head day. Not good for productivity.
January 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Today me vs 2016 me in the year I would not pick a lane with the beard length.
January 8, 2026 at 2:15 PM
This morning’s random thought: Webcomics lost to time.

Anders Loves Maria - Most of it is lost and probably never to be recovered but what has been restored is here: anderslovesmaria.com
Anders Loves Maria
anderslovesmaria.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Sort of want to dye my beard an unnatural color. Like dark blue. Just for giggles.
December 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Every relationship consists of one person who throws dishes into the first open spot they see in the dishwasher and another person with a very specific optimized dishwasher loading strategy that rearranges every dish and utensil their partner added.
December 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Make a Bond movie casual

On Her Majesty’s Public Playlist
Make a Bond movie casual

Best,
Russia
Make a Bond movie casual

The World is Plenty, Thanks.
December 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Beard status 127 days since last shave and barely brushed.
December 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My yearly watch Klaus and cry for the holidays has been completed. For good measure, I also watched Nimona again and had a double feature of movies that put me in my feels.
December 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Leaving the office due to excessive cheer. I’m cool with having team holiday lunches in the office but singing off key karaoke loud enough to be heard in a closed meeting room a floor away is too much.
December 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Guy next to me at work has a small African antelope as his desktop background. I don’t know if it’s intentional but having a dik-dik pic on your work computer is hilarious.
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
At the beginning of the Pokémon Legends ZA DLC, Grisham and Tarragon are seen grocery shopping together. Now we have this. Clearly, they’re dating.
Tarragon has that bi widower embarking on his second life energy. Grisham is a hipster claiming to just be humoring him but in reality is falling hard.
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Your reminder that Facebook and Meta are trash and you should stop using their products so they wither, dry up, and blow away into history.
December 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Gumbo!
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Aberax has titty metroids.
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’ve enjoyed Metroid Prime 4 well enough but I have story complaints. The prologue ends with Samus and her surroundings being teleported across the galaxy. However, the only teleported materials and characters we see are from the galactic federation except for Sylux and implicitly some metroids.
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
One of my pet peeves: devices that don’t put all the relevant status lights on one side.
I’m looking at you, home router with power and port lights on one side and broadband status light on the other. Making me turn you 180 degrees and twisting all my cabling up to check everything.
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
There is a thankfulness board at work. Of course someone wrote “My husband + the Lord” which is cool and all, but I just think about how that is uncritically accepted where as there would be a ruckus if someone were to write “My polycule and atheism” 😂
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Cooler weather means knitwear.
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What do you mean by “I don’t carry a set of allen wrenches to adjust my monitor at the office”? Everyone does that. Right?
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.

Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM