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Good morning my fellow French Republican Calendar enthusiasts. It's sextidi 6 Frimaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV. Today's modern item to celebrate is the plaster, as modelled by yours truly.
A photo of the back of the left hand of your pal Pom. It's spread out, looking a bit cold & wrinkly. Have you been outside today? Brrrr. You can see the cuff of the red hoodie that Pom's wearing, and what in less enlightened times we'd call a flesh coloured plaster across the back of his pale old hand.
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
pomfob.bsky.social
Ahoy there shipmates. It's quintidi 5 Frimaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV. With all these Black Friday Deals being thrown at us, you'll need something to put all your purchases in. Let's celebrate the tote bag then.

For clarity, I'm not endorsing Black Friday or consumerism in general.
A photo of our kitchen table covered in tote bags. Left to right, top row is Krankenhaus Festival bear 2022 in blue, Rough Trade Nottingham black and Haiku Salut lightbulb on plain material. Middle row is Black Iris brewery Drink Beer Hail Satan on black, JT Soar Festival on plain and a green Sea Power Do You Like Rock Music? reissue. Bottom row is a plain Whittlesey Straw Bear bag, my go-to at present. Then a red Skinny Girl Diet tote with a sad cat face, and finally a black Irked bag, with text and their two cowgirls sat back to bag logo in yellow.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
pomfob.bsky.social
Up and at 'em comrades. It's quartidi 4 Frimaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV. A fine day for a walk in the country. Don't forget to take a pair of binoculars with you. While you're at it, let's celebrate binoculars as well.
A photo of a pair of binoculars on a white background. They have blue lenses and a dull black finish to the body. They look pretty sturdy.
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
pomfob.bsky.social
There's still time.
A photo of Gillian Anderson. Still time for her to be Doctor Who.
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
pomfob.bsky.social
Two swans in front of his eyes,
Coloured balls in front of his eyes,
It's number one for his Kelly's eye,
Treble six right over his eye,

BINGO MASTER'S BREAK OUT!
It's the freaking pope on the mic, surrounded by photographers and hangers on.
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
pomfob.bsky.social
Now then. It's tridi 3 Frimaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV. Today we should celebrate something I've very little understanding of, though I'm aware that their invention gave a lot of people a lot more freedom. Three cheers for period products, be they tampons, mooncups or whatever.
A diagram illustrating the five types of period products. That's sanitary pads, tampons, menstrual cups, period pants and panty liners. Background blue, text white, illustrations pink.
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
pomfob.bsky.social
Bonjour tout le monde on duodi 2 Frimaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV. Today, we celebrate the tractor for making life on the farm one helluva lot easier. They look pretty smart too.
A photo of a John Deere tractor on a white background. Big green thing with yellow wheels.
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM
pomfob.bsky.social
Would you believe it? We're at the start of the third month of the French Republican Calendar, primidi 1 Frimaire, the month of frosts, in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV. Let's crack open a bottle to celebrate, and while you're doing it, celebrate the bottle opener that let you do it.
A photo of three bottle openers on the kitchen table. Top, a red metal Vedett one, double ended, a rectangular tube. Middle, a yellow plastic one with the words The Little Beer Song. It's a merch item from Aidan Moffatt of Arab Strap. It used to sing The Little Beer Song when you used it, but the battery ran out and I couldn't figure out how to change it. Bottom, a blue Alessi bottle opener in the shape of a happy little devil.
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
pomfob.bsky.social
Alright then cockers? I've surprised myself by getting to the end of the second month of the French Republican Calendar. We reach the end of the month of mists on décadi 30 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV. We're going to celebrate the piano today, because why not?
A photo of a piano on a white background. It's a black grand piano by Yamaha. Gold lettering, gold castors, lid open to reveal the golden colour of the workings. As an aside, not connected to the alt text, but can you imagine the meeting at Yamaha Pianos Inc when someone suggested they need to diversify their products? "More musical instruments?" Too obvious. "Furniture maybe?" Yawn. "Motorcycles?" YEAH!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
pomfob.bsky.social
Good afternoon to everyone who's been waiting for today's update of the French Republican Calendar. Stop biting your nails, it's nonidi 29 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV. Feeling a bit chilly out today? Then thank goodness for double glazing.
A cross section diagram illustrating how double glazing works. The various parts are labelled glass, air space, spacer and dessicant. Not entirely sure what that last one is, think it's to do with absorbing water.
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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musicologyduck.bsky.social
why does he always look like wile e coyote just spotting the anvil
Hegseth looking up as if he expects an anvil to drop Hegseth looking like deer in headlights
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
pomfob.bsky.social
We've got our early bird tickets 🙂
haikusalut.bsky.social Haiku Salut @haikusalut.bsky.social · 7d
Now I can't say too much, but this has only been announced for three little hours, and I'm reliably informed that tickets are proverbially flying. My closest advisories have also told me who else is to be announced, and it is *legendary*

Early birds are here:

www.ticketsource.co.uk/psychic-danc...
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
pomfob.bsky.social
Bonjour mes amis de Bluesky. It's octidi 28 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV. Isn't that grand? Have a cup of tea to celebrate. We don't mess around when it comes to tea in this house.

The irony that I'm making a coffee right now isn't lost on me, but anyway, today we celebrate tea.
A photo from the kitchen table of Pom showing three boxes of Clipper Tea. Top left, a red box of 80 bags of Organic English Breakfast. Top right, a grey blue box of 80 bags of Organic Earl Grey. These two are sat on a black and orange box of 440 bags of Classic Everyday Tea. All sport the Clipper Tea logo of a white teapot with a couple of leaves in the spout. There's a bird and a butterfly on the box of English Breakfast as well. We do not do half measures for tea round here.
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 AM
pomfob.bsky.social
Afternoon folks. Here we are on septidi 27 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV. I suppose my choice of celebration today comes from my natural predisposition to paperwork and my actual job as a civil servant. Everyone likes a clipboard though, don't they? Everyone has one, right?
A photo of a black and rather battered clipboard. Not just any old clipboard, it's your pal Pom's very own clipboard. It's propped up on a wooden crate and sat on a blue cloth decorated with drawings of gadgets like headphones and game controls.
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
pomfob.bsky.social
Ey up me ducks. We find ourselves on sextidi 26 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV. Let's celebrate another facet of modern life. This one may be a bit divisive, especially if you're heading there today. Nevertheless, where would we be without IKEA?
A photo of the entrance to a branch of the home furnishings superstore IKEA. Yellow IKEA on a blue wall, reflecting its Swedish origin. People are heading in, giving you a scale of how big the place is.
November 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
pomfob.bsky.social
Good morning to you my fine friends on quintidi 25 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV. Today we're celebrating paint tubes. Tubes of paint let artists get out of their studios & that completely changed their view of the world. Without paint in tubes, no modern art, and no modern world.
A photo of three tubes of paint on a white surface with some of their content squeezed out. The paint is light blue, dark green and dark orange. The paint has a thick and smooth consistency, which is emphasised by a caption telling us that.
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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worriedaboutsatan.bsky.social
As I did some codes for the first Circles release yesterday, have some for Circles II, which was out a little later on and was the same deal - tracks smushed together to make one longform thing:

6k84-ke2j
u3zh-g7wk
vatj-3vh8
99k8-w9p2
z33y-c87c
3vvy-x2qx
w9gz-jdkp
ctun-kctn
pu5v-6h3j
rw66-kvdk
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
pomfob.bsky.social
Would you believe it? Today is quartidi 24 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV. Let's celebrate a relative that would have been unknown in Europe at the time of the Revolution. Round of applause for the people of the forests, the orangutans.
A photo of an adult orangutan, all ginger hair and long limbs hanging on between a tree and a creeper in a forest. I think it's a male, big face disc. He has an expression of mild surprise.
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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worriedaboutsatan.bsky.social
Some codes for a dreary Thursday evening. For a longform mini album I did a few years back called Circles:

l77c-u2vr
qmw4-ehzd
frjq-3eyh
wxb7-cu2v
cqad-cp49
erfp-xret
8xdb-edfb
tcq5-3dex
2prf-hh2p
jlfn-xe5l
7cax-j32e

worriedaboutsatan.bandcamp.com/yum
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
pomfob.bsky.social
Hello there Blueskyers. What a delightful day it is on tridi 23 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV. Yesterday we celebrated hoodies, and today you can put your hoodie in your backpack and head off out into the world. Not encouraging wearing of backpacks to gigs though. We're not emo kids.
A photo of a blue backpack on a white background. Brown, possibly leather base and handle at the top. It's a simple backpack, one big section, a smaller one and then a little pocket with a reflective strip and the manufacturer's label.
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
pomfob.bsky.social
How are things with you all on duodi 22 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV? Today we're going to celebrate that most versatile item of clothing, the hoodie. It'll keep you warm, it'll keep you dry(ish), it can roll up as a passable pillow or stand in as an emergency towel. Magic.
A photo of a white hooded top or hoodie on a wooden floor. It has a circular design on the chest stating YOUR LOGO HERE.
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
pomfob.bsky.social
Aloha comrades. A warm welcome to primidi 21 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV. What time is it? It's time to celebrate the wristwatch.
A photo of your pal Pom's wrist and wristwatch not ten minutes ago. It's a gold coloured Lorus analogue job, used to be my dad's. Sadly, it doesn't show the date by the French Republican Calendar.
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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politicanimal.bsky.social
You’d need to reinstate Radio 4 Longwave in order to cover all the councils with alternate week collections in different parts of the borough.
‘SE7, dry recycling only, becoming non-recyclable waste later.’
hansmollman.bsky.social Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 15d
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
pomfob.bsky.social
A cheery wave to you all on primidi 20 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV. As you help yourself to a splash of milk or milk alternative for your morning cereal, give the fridge a little pat, as today we're celebrating the fridge.
A photo of a big, silver coloured fridge on a plain white background. There's something of the Monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey about it. When I went looking for pictures of fridges to illustrate today's celebration, they were all hulking great things, not the discreet little under the kitchen counter cupboards I remember.
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
pomfob.bsky.social
Now then. How are we all on nonidi 19 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV? Fancy a spot of gardening, but it's a bit chilly? A good reason to celebrate the greenhouse.
A photo of a domestic greenhouse in the corner of a garden. Lawn in front of it, sat on pale paving slabs, wooden fence behind it. Plants in pots in and around it. Your typical garden scene.
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM