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Just a chimp
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"Didn't see how Ben was still alive" didn't stop them with Palpatine
It's only some of our 3rd party stuff, our main stuff is ok as it's hosted in EU. But days like this are perfect for checking which of our vendors are actually sticking to the contract where we've specified EU hosting. D'oh! I'm supposed to be on leave
I said it'd be DNS
Apparently the issue with AWS "appears to be related to DNS resolution of the DynamoDB API endpoint in US-EAST-1 Region".

Can someone translate that into English and explain how serious it is?
Addressing system, DNS is a part of how computers talk to each other
AWS having a wobble and I'm on holiday, yay! I'm merrily watching a documentary on Sinclair funnily enough on Amazon prime rather than saying that a few of our services have issues and they won't be back till AWS fix their issue (it'll be DNS or a bad change)
That took me longer than it should've
I've got a feeling this could be one of the more entertaining races #F1
Bluesky could do with an influx of contrary badgers and their takes
Use of a circular glass cutter comes close to crossing the threshold to qualify for heist
I'm disappointed by the lack of subterfuge, just breaking a window and nicking stuff isn't enough for me to qualify as a heist. I need at least one false moustache or fake uniform for it to be a heist. This is a caper at best
Due to the use of brute force I'm downgrading this from heist to caper
Cherry picker was used to break through windows in the Louvre museum and steal a large quantity of jewels.

The museum is closed until further notice.
I keep checking whether I've actually opened the curtains
There's been a heist! Please be the work of an international gang put together for this one last job
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The post-Winamp era of computing is straight up dogshit.
The 16 minute mark should be the new default song length. Still not enough of the glorious chorus in this

#ChimpyChoons

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Kim Carnes...Bette Davis Eyes...Extended Mix...
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Not the point but.. I'd met a girl who was a footie fan, we'd arranged to watch this in the pub for our first proper date, it was going well. As soon as the players were taken off she said "want to come back to mine?" Hell yes. I bet we had our kit off quicker the players did. Happy memories
As a reminder, though hooliganism was reducing in the 90s especially at a club level, rioting England fans got a game against Ireland called off in 1995. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lansdow...
Lansdowne Road football riot - Wikipedia
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OMG! Same. I should be all over them but apart from the hits, or hit even, it's not for me thanks
Woo hoo! Made it through! Already turned alarms off, don't need them till next Monday. I knew July to Oct was going to be rough and it was. Getting a new job is proving harder than I thought so gotta make the best of it, finally getting the team where it needs to be but it's bloody hard. Now to rest
Gold at record highs, bitcoin dropping, structural issues within the banking sector continue, AI stocks continue to rise. All perfectly normal economics. I'm sure everything is fine, nothing to worry about, no chance of contagion

www.theguardian.com/business/liv...
the joker is wearing a purple suit and making a funny face while standing in a dark room .
ALT: the joker is wearing a purple suit and making a funny face while standing in a dark room .
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I'm sure you do, as do GPs. It's such a ridiculous idea, it wouldn't be said about cancer patients or heart disease