Plastic Paddy Eyes
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He/him God's perfect idiot
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All theoretically conceivable parades have the right to exist, and the mayor of New York City must march in each of them.
saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
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wrote this shortly after it came out
Catholic high school parents are.... interesting people
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when we said primary your octogenarian Democrats we were talking to basically everyone except for Seth Moulton
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Actually screamed "no" when I found out.

RIP to the greatest musician
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UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
Tron is bad, but its a fun kind of bad.

The kind you can tell a lot of love was put into
kind of need a candidate young enough that its reasonable to expect theyll last at least one full term.
Wasps vs Cathies: American Electric Boogaloo
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When the worst person you know starts poasting through it and you start taking screenshots:
Can somebody good at the economy tell me if this is good? My republican experts say its amazing but id like a second opinion.
BREAKING: The number of jobs created in August has been revised from 54,000 down to -3,000.
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Ta-Nehisi Coates has the magic words to set our too-online generation free: "Do people you *respect* say that to you?"

Be proud, people! Trust yourself! If you don't respect someone, you don't HAVE to use your platform to promote what they say.
Ezra getting beat in an argument by an incredulous no
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Person who has completely lost their fucking shit by being on the internet: this 35 year old woman has no experience in real life
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the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)