Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Are they allowed to Mercy rule the entire #series now? Go Jays. #bluejays #toronto #worldseries

Glen Grothman should be laid off. Talk about people who don't work hard and collect 6 figures ...
#congress #shutdown #layoffs
www.wpr.org/news/wiscons...

The thing about lying is that it snowballs quickly. So, when you’re trying to lie to an entire nation, there’s infinite ground you have to cover. It is simply not possible to not get caught. The Trump regime is wrapped in its own web of lies, one it will keep tripping over until it’s stuck for good.

My dog is so good at building forts. #beagle #dogs #pillowfort #dog

If we don't know who made something, can we just admit it? Saying "maker once known" doesn't cop to our inability to remain competent with the chain of custody, that we didn't care enough until now. Let's admit our faults.
#museums #makeronceknown #indigenous #nativeamerican #blackhistory #history

I forgot to include the link this is from. Note that all of Article 1, Sections 9 and 10 and part of Section 8 are missing.

constitution.congress.gov/constitution/

As far as I can tell from Internet Archive, the last complete version is from July 17:

web.archive.org/web/20250717...

Hospitals and clinics are continuing to bow to the government about trans kids/gender affirmation.
I ask you to consider if you were the same people who wanted government out of your healthcare before, is this the precedent you want?

youtu.be/UCdH9ixfWOk?...

#transkids #lgbtq #healthcare #policy

Please repeat after me:
Mama
Tip top
Huckleberry
Baseball player
They heard him speak on the radio last night

Just checking... Making sure you didn't have a stroke from hearing the dumbest thing ever.

hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot

Watching #predator with my kids... I realized this movie features two governors.
But what I think is most wild, is that a black man dry shaves constantly and doesn't have folliculitis.

Rosen to Rubio: "I'm not even mad anymore about your complicity in this administration's destruction of US global leadership. I'm simply disappointed. And I wonder if your proud of yourself in this moment when you go home to your family ... I know you know this in your heart."

My 12 year old had the best #pokemon joke:
What do you call a Delibird without presents?
A Gen 2 (Gentoo) Penguin.
#DadJokes start young.

While driving today I passed a #disabled gentleman, holding his stuffed axolotl, politely waving to traffic.

As I waved back, I listened to this song I wondering how many understand the meaning of #America.

I felt so much #love for this man. It was so nice to see him today.
g.co/kgs/3MfrbPe

@musicvideotime.bsky.social
Best music video ever:
Sabotage by the Beastie Boys.
30 years old and still fresh as hell.
Convince me I'm wrong. #ImNotWrong
#MusicVideo

I'm fine if we get rid of fluoride in water. As long as we add it to Brawndo we will all be fine. (Or maybe just Prime IRL) #idiocracy #fluoride

@dndbeyond.com I have survived 6 hours of dungeons and dragons with 11 and 12 year olds.

The snacks have not.

2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary

2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.