Plant Parenthood
@plantparenthood.bsky.social
Musician, brother, husband, good gay son, father of felines, cancer survivor. Native Baltimorean, present-day Houstonian. Ethically non-monogamous. Left-handed lefty. Gymnastics stan. BLM. YIMBY/Abundant Housing, TRAINS. He/Him.
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Our campaign was anchored in the voices of struggling New Yorkers. Yesterday, we brought those voices straight to the Oval Office. We made clear that housing, safety, and lower costs are what New Yorkers need and what our administration will deliver.
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Our campaign was anchored in the voices of struggling New Yorkers. Yesterday, we brought those voices straight to the Oval Office. We made clear that housing, safety, and lower costs are what New Yorkers need and what our administration will deliver.
This kid is absolute magic.
Zohran Mamdani standing beside the President of the United States just said that the US is funding Israel's genocide and yet can't take care of its own unhoused children on live television.
I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime
I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This kid is absolute magic.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
I can’t believe he didn’t take Acela what a total betrayal.
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I can’t believe he didn’t take Acela what a total betrayal.
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
A discount version of Whole Foods, and we call it Half Foods.
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
A discount version of Whole Foods, and we call it Half Foods.
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completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
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write to me:
Stick Stickley
PO Box 963
New York City, New York State
10108
Stick Stickley
PO Box 963
New York City, New York State
10108
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
write to me:
Stick Stickley
PO Box 963
New York City, New York State
10108
Stick Stickley
PO Box 963
New York City, New York State
10108
Child: What’s that?
Me, holding an Oreo milkshake: It’s spicy, you won’t like it.
Me, holding an Oreo milkshake: It’s spicy, you won’t like it.
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Child: What’s that?
Me, holding an Oreo milkshake: It’s spicy, you won’t like it.
Me, holding an Oreo milkshake: It’s spicy, you won’t like it.
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If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground.
At least three weeks
At least three weeks
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground.
At least three weeks
At least three weeks
The Trump-appointed judge who just threw out the TX gerrymander didn’t mind doing it because he knows the SCOTUS is about to make racial gerrymanders legal, which means his decision will be moot anyway and the GOP can go ahead and eliminate 19 more seats in their trifecta states.
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The Trump-appointed judge who just threw out the TX gerrymander didn’t mind doing it because he knows the SCOTUS is about to make racial gerrymanders legal, which means his decision will be moot anyway and the GOP can go ahead and eliminate 19 more seats in their trifecta states.
My fashion decisions have gone from "Is it cute?" to "Is it comfortable?" to "Did anybody see me wear this yesterday?"
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
My fashion decisions have gone from "Is it cute?" to "Is it comfortable?" to "Did anybody see me wear this yesterday?"
The Virgin Mary implies the existence of the Chad Mary.
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The Virgin Mary implies the existence of the Chad Mary.
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Ken Burns: My next documentary will be about...
PBS Exec: We're sorry Ken but you've run out of History.
PBS Exec: We're sorry Ken but you've run out of History.
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Ken Burns: My next documentary will be about...
PBS Exec: We're sorry Ken but you've run out of History.
PBS Exec: We're sorry Ken but you've run out of History.
Part of Project 2029 needs to be plans to nationalize SpaceX and Starlink.
DOJ Issued Seizure Warrant to Starlink Over Satellite Internet Systems Used at Scam Compound.
A new US law enforcement initiative is aimed at crypto fraudsters targeting Americans—and now seeks to seize infrastructure it claims is crucial to notorious scam compounds.
www.wired.com/story/doj-is...
A new US law enforcement initiative is aimed at crypto fraudsters targeting Americans—and now seeks to seize infrastructure it claims is crucial to notorious scam compounds.
www.wired.com/story/doj-is...
DOJ Issued Seizure Warrant to Starlink Over Satellite Internet Systems Used at Scam Compound
A new US law enforcement initiative is aimed at crypto fraudsters targeting Americans—and now seeks to seize infrastructure it claims is crucial to notorious scam compounds.
www.wired.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Part of Project 2029 needs to be plans to nationalize SpaceX and Starlink.
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
This morning I watched an episode of Clifford where Clifford has rash and has to go to the vet for FIRST TIME. This means not only did the family have a dog grow to an unexplainable massive size and never investigate it medically, Clifford is a 20ft dog running around without a rabies shot.
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This morning I watched an episode of Clifford where Clifford has rash and has to go to the vet for FIRST TIME. This means not only did the family have a dog grow to an unexplainable massive size and never investigate it medically, Clifford is a 20ft dog running around without a rabies shot.
Extremely
Bob’s Burgers is an underrated show.
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Extremely
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Epstein's War
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Epstein's War
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These Megan Kelly clips are pretty good proof that a lot of people have gotten much much much worse over the last 10 years
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
These Megan Kelly clips are pretty good proof that a lot of people have gotten much much much worse over the last 10 years
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Bill Clinton had his first two nominees for attorney general fail because they hadn't paid Social Security taxes on their kids' nannies.
Donald Trump had his nominee for attorney general fail because he was raping homeless teenagers.
Donald Trump had his nominee for attorney general fail because he was raping homeless teenagers.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Bill Clinton had his first two nominees for attorney general fail because they hadn't paid Social Security taxes on their kids' nannies.
Donald Trump had his nominee for attorney general fail because he was raping homeless teenagers.
Donald Trump had his nominee for attorney general fail because he was raping homeless teenagers.