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Pizza Slut (Faust) @pizzaslut.bsky.social · Sep 30

Just got VIP by PayMoneyWubby

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Ritz Bitz @ritzbitz.bsky.social · 9h

Kanpai!

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Ritz Bitz @ritzbitz.bsky.social · 7h

Holy shit, our place in Kyoto is like a full legit house! This is fucking awesome!

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Ritz Bitz @ritzbitz.bsky.social · 1d

The advantage of living at high altitude means that I can come down to sea level and drink the so-called "Gaijin Killer" and not get fucked up at all

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Pizza Slut (Faust) @pizzaslut.bsky.social · 1d

HOWD IT GET CUBED?

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Pizza Slut (Faust) @pizzaslut.bsky.social · 1d

After much empirical research, I have determined that TVs in Japanese hotels serve to either broadcast base kit JTV, or Porn. This is based, in part, that of the 355 movies offered, 245 of those were porn. This amounts to 69% and in this TED Talk..

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Ritz Bitz @ritzbitz.bsky.social · 1d

Alright the rumors are true, Japanese McDonald's is way better than the US one

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Pizza Slut (Faust) @pizzaslut.bsky.social · 1d

Walking down that road that people obviously had not gone down in so long woke more fear in me than any movie or game ever could.

Pizza Slut (Faust) @pizzaslut.bsky.social · 1d

Aforementioned road that we took a wrong turn on in the country side. Picture does not do justice the amount of moss on the road and the guard rail. High key made me panic a bit until we turned around, and found the correct path through the mountain.

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Pizza Slut (Faust) @pizzaslut.bsky.social · 1d

Nothing like hiking in the outer fringes of rural Japan and encountering a road covered in moss. I know a Spirited Away trap when I see one thank you very much.

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Pizza Slut (Faust) @pizzaslut.bsky.social · 2d

I love my coin purse son that I won at a Taito Station. I will feed him until my financial ruin.

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Ritz Bitz @ritzbitz.bsky.social · 3d

Just had an amazing dinner for our wedding anniversary ^_^ it was the 21st but celebrating tonight. Shared an amazing risotto and wagyu steak and they gave us some cheesecake too :D

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Pizza Slut (Faust) @pizzaslut.bsky.social · 3d

I totally understand now with context why even locals were shocked and excited when the cable car crested the mountain side and Mt Fuji came into view. I though they were just happy it was so visible.

Pizza Slut (Faust) @pizzaslut.bsky.social · 3d

The day we left to come to Japan, the likelihood of seeing Mt Fuji was a 4/10. Then a tropical storm hits Hakone the day after we land, which also shifted the visibility to 10/10 for the next day and DUE to the precipitation the first day that Mt Fuji had snow for the season...

What is our luck..?

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Pizza Slut (Faust) @pizzaslut.bsky.social · 3d

Bitches love cannons.

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Pizza Slut (Faust) @pizzaslut.bsky.social · 3d

Partially complete Black Curry Bread of Mt Hakone brought to you by me, destroyer of Japanese curry.

Ritz Bitz @ritzbitz.bsky.social · 3d

Black curry bread

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Ritz Bitz @ritzbitz.bsky.social · 4d

Some photos from today

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Pizza Slut (Faust) @pizzaslut.bsky.social · 3d

Considering taking Yakult 1000 to ingest as much Lactase producing bacteria as possible to cover my bases.

Pizza Slut (Faust) @pizzaslut.bsky.social · 3d

The only mistake I have noticed that we made in the lead up to coming here, is we did not pack terribly much lactaid. Apparently that is not available here. Hoping I can maintain my streak of not needing it.

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Ritz Bitz @ritzbitz.bsky.social · 4d

Private hot springs bath ^_^

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Pizza Slut (Faust) @pizzaslut.bsky.social · 4d

What a surreal and wonderful day.

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Ritz Bitz @ritzbitz.bsky.social · 4d

And now, sake!

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Ritz Bitz @ritzbitz.bsky.social · 5d

Made it to Hakone and got into our room! That was the best feeling shower of my life omg. We've officially been awake and traveling for 24 hours now. Time to REST

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Ritz Bitz @ritzbitz.bsky.social · 4d

Biru time!

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Ritz Bitz @ritzbitz.bsky.social · 5d

It's acceptable to have a cocktail for breakfast if you're at the airport @pizzaslut.bsky.social

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