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alex
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burp man. dork menudo. go birds.
secretly 12 video games in a trench coat.
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i'm not gonna take shit from folks who won't even use alt text
i think saint motel & the symphony in the sky is my album of the year honestly it's just hits all the way down
and i also think slowly spilling out is one of the best songs maybe ever
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"i can't imagine figuring out how to raise a child without chatgpt"
then you are unfit to raise a child
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
it's not so much that i won't ever watch sorry, baby again; it's more that i don't know if i'll ever be emotionally ready to watch it again
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the people in those deal dash commercials are basically all ai generated??? that should be illegal i think?????
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
girl that was so fucking messy
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Just let coop smack every ball. It’s all we have.
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
god this is gonna be a long night
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
the best time to quit eating mcdonald's was a long fucking time ago but the next best time is now :)
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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It’s gonna be so cool when the only movies left in theatres are, like, a sixth try at a Superman reboot and Triumph of the Will 2: Electric Boogaloo
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
idk quentin tarantino could never get me to be a fan of fnaf but matthew lillard is literally the whole reason i played like 5 of the games, read 4 of the books, watched all of markiplier's playthroughs, like he really went and did all that just by showing up in the fuckin movie trailer
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
liliya bogomolova is a feral russian anti-capitalist cannibal blessed by god. of course i am in love with her
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
@vicmmic.bsky.social check out this woodpecker i saw today
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
something about getting up when my alarm goes off and working out while my coffee is brewing makes me feel like i have my life together

i do not have my life together but it's nice to feel it
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
i yearn for a snack but my cat is sleeping on my chest so unfortunately i am unable to move
December 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
can't stop saying BOGOMOLOVA ugh i need the new prime asset so bad
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"i'm against hate" isn't a statement but ok
December 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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✨4 seconds from every episode of Very Important People ✨
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
gardening is pretty cool actually
December 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
did feline jesus need to be crucified nine times in order for cats to find his sacrifice impressive?
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i think i was maybe 12 last time i had bangs like this 🤓
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i just wanna replay grandia 3 so goddamn bad
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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BREAKING: At least 373 Palestinians have been killed and 970 wounded since the start of the ceasefire in October, according to Gaza’s Health Ministry.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/ro90fr
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
seeing all these celebrities post about matthew lillard had me thinking he fuckin died
but nope it's just quentin tarantino yappin on some podcast
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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I think if a government has online beef with a pop star it has aleady lost
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Thank you so much to everyone who watched the premiere!!!!!! we love you sorry!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM