alex
@pipzt3r.bsky.social
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burp man. dork menudo. go birds.
secretly 12 video games in a trench coat.
burp man. dork menudo. go birds.
secretly 12 video games in a trench coat.
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alex
@pipzt3r.bsky.social
· Oct 13
i'm not gonna take shit from folks who won't even use alt text
i hate you kevin patullo
(i also hate you forever chip kelly <3)
(i also hate you forever chip kelly <3)
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i hate you kevin patullo
(i also hate you forever chip kelly <3)
(i also hate you forever chip kelly <3)
why do the lions uniforms look like that
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
why do the lions uniforms look like that
i love devonta smith so much
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i love devonta smith so much
who knew passing the ball to aj brown was a good idea
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
who knew passing the ball to aj brown was a good idea
bisexual king robert robertson iii
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
bisexual king robert robertson iii
go birds
dallas sucks all day
dallas sucks all day
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
go birds
dallas sucks all day
dallas sucks all day
man i got it so bad for my fiancé you guys like he is so cool
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
man i got it so bad for my fiancé you guys like he is so cool
y'all should just do shrooms instead i mean come on
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
Young People Are Tripping on Benadryl—and It’s Always a Bad Time
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
wrd.cm
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
y'all should just do shrooms instead i mean come on
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Mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is cool and all but I think classes like "How to calm the fuck down as an adult in a healthy non self-destructive way 101" is something that should also be taught before graduation
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is cool and all but I think classes like "How to calm the fuck down as an adult in a healthy non self-destructive way 101" is something that should also be taught before graduation
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The weight of the climate crisis and all of its damage can be... a lot to process. Especially this time of year.
Our friends at Unthinkable built an amazing resource hub to help navigate it all.
Check it out and share with someone who needs it:
www.unthinkable.earth/resource-hub
Our friends at Unthinkable built an amazing resource hub to help navigate it all.
Check it out and share with someone who needs it:
www.unthinkable.earth/resource-hub
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The weight of the climate crisis and all of its damage can be... a lot to process. Especially this time of year.
Our friends at Unthinkable built an amazing resource hub to help navigate it all.
Check it out and share with someone who needs it:
www.unthinkable.earth/resource-hub
Our friends at Unthinkable built an amazing resource hub to help navigate it all.
Check it out and share with someone who needs it:
www.unthinkable.earth/resource-hub
"we've invented robots that suck your dick"
yeah okay cool i guess i just think that there are better things you could have done with your time than that
yeah okay cool i guess i just think that there are better things you could have done with your time than that
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"we've invented robots that suck your dick"
yeah okay cool i guess i just think that there are better things you could have done with your time than that
yeah okay cool i guess i just think that there are better things you could have done with your time than that
still thinking about demi's comedy special tbh!!!!!
it's like.
if you like bo burnham in a mentally ill way, you will love Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going To Do One (1) Backflip
it's like.
if you like bo burnham in a mentally ill way, you will love Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going To Do One (1) Backflip
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
still thinking about demi's comedy special tbh!!!!!
it's like.
if you like bo burnham in a mentally ill way, you will love Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going To Do One (1) Backflip
it's like.
if you like bo burnham in a mentally ill way, you will love Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going To Do One (1) Backflip
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oh, so dispatch is very good
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
oh, so dispatch is very good
i fully thought this was satire.
this is not satire.
this is not satire.
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i fully thought this was satire.
this is not satire.
this is not satire.
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We get push back against a general strike from folks worried that it will hurt small local businesses. Here's the thing, Fascist abuses of our communities are going to hurt small business a LOT more than a few days (or weeks or event months) of a general strike.
www.newsweek.com/charlotte-ne...
www.newsweek.com/charlotte-ne...
Charlotte ‘nearly empty’ as local businesses struggle amid ICE crackdown
City officials and business owners say the presence of U.S. Border Patrol has triggered a drop in foot traffic among customers.
www.newsweek.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We get push back against a general strike from folks worried that it will hurt small local businesses. Here's the thing, Fascist abuses of our communities are going to hurt small business a LOT more than a few days (or weeks or event months) of a general strike.
www.newsweek.com/charlotte-ne...
www.newsweek.com/charlotte-ne...
hey so this is amazing and you should watch it
my comedy special, Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going To Do One (1) Backflip, drops November 19th on @dropout.tv.
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
hey so this is amazing and you should watch it
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I’m fixed . I’m better. I’m here.
You showed up. So did we. 🌺
Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’m fixed . I’m better. I’m here.
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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Pluto will always be a planet in our hearts 💦
I'm utterly heartbroken.
Powerwash Simulator 2 gets you to clean a Solar System exhibit, but it does not have Pluto 😔
Powerwash Simulator 2 gets you to clean a Solar System exhibit, but it does not have Pluto 😔
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Pluto will always be a planet in our hearts 💦
dispatch has some great writing but the bit of dialogue that made me laugh the hardest is when robert comments that the team is short-handed and punch up immediately says "fuck you"
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
dispatch has some great writing but the bit of dialogue that made me laugh the hardest is when robert comments that the team is short-handed and punch up immediately says "fuck you"
crazy good year for video games but clair obscur has my whole heart and i hope it wins everything except best debut indie game, which belongs to dispatch
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
crazy good year for video games but clair obscur has my whole heart and i hope it wins everything except best debut indie game, which belongs to dispatch
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It has never been so obvious that capitalism has outlived any supposed usefulness it ever had a claim to
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It has never been so obvious that capitalism has outlived any supposed usefulness it ever had a claim to
listen i know i post about hotel mira a lot but it's because hotel mira is a good fuckin band
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
listen i know i post about hotel mira a lot but it's because hotel mira is a good fuckin band