Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾
@pimpcesslay.bsky.social
The thickest villain in the city🫶🏾
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Time is going by way too slow right now
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Time is going by way too slow right now
Ima start doing powerpoints to show my friends the silly shit I go through.
December 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Ima start doing powerpoints to show my friends the silly shit I go through.
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How many sky crushes had me???
Honest question, how many sky crushes have y’all had???
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
How many sky crushes had me???
Everybody in my area look like we bouta fall asleep standing up. Bro these long ass shifts are whooping us 😭
December 13, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Everybody in my area look like we bouta fall asleep standing up. Bro these long ass shifts are whooping us 😭
I’m so tired. Why was I asked to work an additional 11 hours after my original shift??? Bitch
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I’m so tired. Why was I asked to work an additional 11 hours after my original shift??? Bitch
I’ve been looking for a snack I had for two days. Just realized I ate it when I was drunk over the weekend 🫠
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’ve been looking for a snack I had for two days. Just realized I ate it when I was drunk over the weekend 🫠
I want my hair washed. Ima have to go pay somebody because I don’t have the patience or time to do it myself.
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I want my hair washed. Ima have to go pay somebody because I don’t have the patience or time to do it myself.
Both Meg & Bey being great painters is so cute to me. I wonder if they ever paint together sometimes.
December 12, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Both Meg & Bey being great painters is so cute to me. I wonder if they ever paint together sometimes.
*at work*
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Me to my older coworker that bothers me when I shut up for too long: Is that a dagga? 🤔
Her: 🫠 Yes
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Me to my older coworker that bothers me when I shut up for too long: Is that a dagga? 🤔
Her: 🫠 Yes
December 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
*at work*
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Me to my older coworker that bothers me when I shut up for too long: Is that a dagga? 🤔
Her: 🫠 Yes
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Me to my older coworker that bothers me when I shut up for too long: Is that a dagga? 🤔
Her: 🫠 Yes
I usually don’t answer numbers I don’t know but work been crazy so folks be calling me. Chile why some man ion remember called to “check on” me?? Ain’t no previous text threads or nothing. Who is thissssss hunni 😭😭
December 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I usually don’t answer numbers I don’t know but work been crazy so folks be calling me. Chile why some man ion remember called to “check on” me?? Ain’t no previous text threads or nothing. Who is thissssss hunni 😭😭
The way I regularly give people nee names 😂 Brunch Bewts, Number 4, Doodoo, Titty Boy, Yaki Mouth, Fat Knees sksksksksksksksk
i love Black people, man LMFAOOO we be calling people anything and expect other people to know who we mean DFHDJHFJADK
December 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The way I regularly give people nee names 😂 Brunch Bewts, Number 4, Doodoo, Titty Boy, Yaki Mouth, Fat Knees sksksksksksksksk
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I loveeee when a man with a deep voice tells me to do something. Im not gone fucking do it, but it sounds nice 🥰
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I loveeee when a man with a deep voice tells me to do something. Im not gone fucking do it, but it sounds nice 🥰
Something about sleeping without a shirt or bra on makes the sleep so good 🤌🏾
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Something about sleeping without a shirt or bra on makes the sleep so good 🤌🏾
I’m taking my mama to our messican spot this week. We need a lil treat after all this shit.
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’m taking my mama to our messican spot this week. We need a lil treat after all this shit.
I walked up on my mama making my coffee…. That lady put so much sugar in that cup omg
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I walked up on my mama making my coffee…. That lady put so much sugar in that cup omg
The Arby’s by my house closed so now I’ll never know how those beef knuckles- I mean steak bites taste 😅
December 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The Arby’s by my house closed so now I’ll never know how those beef knuckles- I mean steak bites taste 😅
My mama has made my coffee for the past two days. My baby don’t make no good coffee smh
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
My mama has made my coffee for the past two days. My baby don’t make no good coffee smh
I left my job early for a doctor’s appointment. My supervisor said she was gonna write me up. My contract states that I work Tuesday-Saturday. Fuck that write up & her 😂
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I left my job early for a doctor’s appointment. My supervisor said she was gonna write me up. My contract states that I work Tuesday-Saturday. Fuck that write up & her 😂
Bill Cosby really pisses me off daily because he wanted to be an abusive, grapey ass weirdo bitch & now I can’t watch Little Bill with my kid. Fuck that nigga forever.
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Bill Cosby really pisses me off daily because he wanted to be an abusive, grapey ass weirdo bitch & now I can’t watch Little Bill with my kid. Fuck that nigga forever.
I want a cocktail & to show my tits. I can’t wait to get off!
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I want a cocktail & to show my tits. I can’t wait to get off!
Why they made us come to work 3 hours early just to not be ready for 2 of the hours? 🥲
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Why they made us come to work 3 hours early just to not be ready for 2 of the hours? 🥲
I *hate* for somebody to call me baby girl or good girl. I’m grown as fuck. That shit gives me the ick so bad.
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I *hate* for somebody to call me baby girl or good girl. I’m grown as fuck. That shit gives me the ick so bad.
I’m so hungry wtf
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I’m so hungry wtf
I *hate* that. Please don’t interrupt my sleep being fucking horny! Turn me loose 😤
Have you ever been woken up by head?
Idk, the concept of that gets me because I gotta pee when I first wake up lol
Idk, the concept of that gets me because I gotta pee when I first wake up lol
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I *hate* that. Please don’t interrupt my sleep being fucking horny! Turn me loose 😤