Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾
@pimpcesslay.bsky.social
The thickest villain in the city🫶🏾
If you’re publicly asking for prayers for your family member/friend that’s in the hospital for more than a week, why I can’t ask which way I need to direct my prayers??? What they got going on that I gotta get all my prayer warriors on the line to speak in tongues about?
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
If you’re publicly asking for prayers for your family member/friend that’s in the hospital for more than a week, why I can’t ask which way I need to direct my prayers??? What they got going on that I gotta get all my prayer warriors on the line to speak in tongues about?
My mama is tryna get me to cook for Thanksgiving when ion even plan on leaving my bed. Girl???
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
My mama is tryna get me to cook for Thanksgiving when ion even plan on leaving my bed. Girl???
Okay but how the fuck are horses getting herpes??? There aren’t really any “wild” ones left so where is the herp coming from?
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Okay but how the fuck are horses getting herpes??? There aren’t really any “wild” ones left so where is the herp coming from?
Asparagus.
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Asparagus.
That cow is too expensive these days & I love steak!
Cut one animal out of your diet…
(I imagine this is easy for particular religious groups)
(I imagine this is easy for particular religious groups)
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
That cow is too expensive these days & I love steak!
Musty ass mangoes
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Musty ass mangoes
Pomegranate.
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Pomegranate.
Pepsi gotta pay for what they did to Michael!
One soda gotta go forever… (we’d probably be better off if they all left, but just judge for taste, not health)
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Pepsi gotta pay for what they did to Michael!
I hate yams/sweet potatoes.
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I hate yams/sweet potatoes.
Tacos because tostadas still exist 🙂↕️
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Tacos because tostadas still exist 🙂↕️
The green one
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The green one
If I was into comparing my life to others I would be so miserable right now. Good thing I know better!
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
If I was into comparing my life to others I would be so miserable right now. Good thing I know better!
Reposted by Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾
i need to find a book club to join!
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
i need to find a book club to join!
I’ve been asleep all day. Woke up to make cupcakes & feed my family. Now I’m back in bed yawning.
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’ve been asleep all day. Woke up to make cupcakes & feed my family. Now I’m back in bed yawning.
I haven’t spoken directly to my kid’s dad since August until today. Because why would you answer the phone when I wanna talk to my baby? Weird ass hoe.
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I haven’t spoken directly to my kid’s dad since August until today. Because why would you answer the phone when I wanna talk to my baby? Weird ass hoe.
I keep thinking the pain is all in my head but it really is in my ovary because my leg starts to feel numb at some point 🥲
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I keep thinking the pain is all in my head but it really is in my ovary because my leg starts to feel numb at some point 🥲
They tearing it the fuck down in here tonight omg 😭
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
They tearing it the fuck down in here tonight omg 😭
I’m at the hockey game & the boys are FIGHTING 😭💀
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m at the hockey game & the boys are FIGHTING 😭💀
I find myself not really participating on social media lately. Like the shit I have to say feels too heavy & important *to me* for public opinion. Ya know?
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I find myself not really participating on social media lately. Like the shit I have to say feels too heavy & important *to me* for public opinion. Ya know?
Apparently the new moon is Scorpio is a great time for manifesting by way of the coochie portal or water.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Apparently the new moon is Scorpio is a great time for manifesting by way of the coochie portal or water.
I don’t like diamond dust. Get something lab created if you on a budget but do NOT get that tacky shit & piss me off.
I have a question… why do women hate cluster rings???
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I don’t like diamond dust. Get something lab created if you on a budget but do NOT get that tacky shit & piss me off.
It would certainly make me happy.
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It would certainly make me happy.
Doja’s ass looks kinda soggy with this weight loss idk
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Doja’s ass looks kinda soggy with this weight loss idk
I got them what they asked for but they want *my* chips???? This is why I be mean to them.
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I got them what they asked for but they want *my* chips???? This is why I be mean to them.
I bought everybody in my house some snacks & they all said they are waiting for me to open my chips so they can taste them. I-?????
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I bought everybody in my house some snacks & they all said they are waiting for me to open my chips so they can taste them. I-?????