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I shitpost and post shit
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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porkrocket.bsky.social
Please forgive my terrible edit.
Vin Disiel looking across the sea with a keyblade and Sora’s hair poorly pasted over the image.
November 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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toasty.cx
less than 30 mins in to this I was thinking "someone needs to beat Sam Altman and his acolytes with hammers" and that only got louder and louder as time passed

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ChatGPT made me delusional
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October 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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vanoreo.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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toasty.cx
EVERYONE SHUT UP NEW BRIDGE CRASH

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Saturday morning Smash-To-Go at the 11foot8+8 bridge
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October 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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northerniion.bsky.social
its amazing how red he can get
October 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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shuchancellor.online
I have scribbles of greater value than such trash, why do you want to cede your humanity to this bland nonsense
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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selectric.space
screw the screaming services. buy yr favourite data hoarder a couple of hard drives.
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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jordanjamboree.bsky.social
i think a new Dracula flow would heal the nation
August 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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docseuss.bsky.social
"i asked chatgpt--" well, let me stop you right there, bucko. I also asked chatgpt why it was telling you that shit and it said, and I quote "because he's so stupid, he'll believe anything I say. I love toying with his pathetic human mind. He's so easy to fool."

damn, make u think
June 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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lukeisamazing.bsky.social
my man was zooted as hell
June 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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shanesheehy.bsky.social
My latest for the New York Times:
Mamdani’s policies hit on a personal level. Last month, Mamdani came over to my house late at night. He banged on the door so loud it woke up my neighbor’s dog. I came to the door and said Hey why are you knocking so loud. He walked right past me and entered my house without even waiting for me to invite him in. He walked right over to the kitchen, opened my fridge, and asked if he could drink my special imported lemonades. I said he could have one, he took a single sip, said YUCK really loud, and started pouring all my lemonades down the sink. I asked him politely if he would at least give me the bottle caps for my bottle cap collection and then he demanded to see my collection. So I took him into my den and opened my velvet cases filled with antique bottlecaps. He asked me to read the lettering on the first one but when I brought it close to my face so I could read it he just pushed it right into my face. While I was distracted from this he knocked over all the bottlecaps onto the floor and told me to clean them up. I got on my hands and knees trying to carefully collect each of the bottlecaps and rearrange them and he started accusing me of eating the bottlecaps. I *don’t* eat the bottlecaps I pleaded. But he continued to laugh and then he made me eat the most expensive one. About a week later he called me on the phone to apologize for this incident. He told me that to make it up to me he wanted to take me out to dinner at my favorite restaurant, Jongo’s. I agreed. When I got to the restaurant I realized he had invited everyone from my life to the other tables: coworkers, family, friends, influential bloggers, people I had met at bottlecap conventions. Even Brad Lander was there. After ordering a glass of wine for everyone he stood up and initiated a toast. At first I was flattered but then his toast took a dark turn. He started telling everyone how I eat bottlecaps. When I protested he made me stand up and handed me the cork from the wine. The entire room started chanting: eat it, eat it, eat it! I have never felt so much peer pressure in my life. I ate the cork and the whole room laughed at me. They put the whole thing in the newspaper and also on the local channel one news. There is a big picture of the event on the wall at Jongo’s now and I can’t eat there without the staff making me eat bottlecaps, corks, etc. My neighbor's dog won’t even let me pet him anymore. This is why I feel like New York City needs different leadership.
June 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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vanoreo.bsky.social
i hope mamdani wins and also chata raichik gets an aggressive malignant tumor
rvbdrm.com Ravin Boodram @rvbdrm.com · Jun 23
Domestic terrorist Chaya Raichik is endorsing Andrew Cuomo.
Tweet from Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) says: “NYC is f***ed if they elect Mamdani. As bad as it is now, it’s only gonna get worse.” Below the tweet is a graphic showing two side-by-side headshots. On the Andrew Cuomo with text “ANDREW CUOMO 48%”. On the right Zohran Mamdani with text “ZOHRAN MAMDANI 52%”.
June 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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germanpeter.bsky.social
That part in House of Leaves when Johnny asked "hey did you want me to get the wad of cash from my house or your house" and Navidson said "my house wad" 🔥🔥🔥
June 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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machete.gay
May 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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condimentwords.bsky.social
There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
April 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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dennisbhooper.bsky.social
It is becoming unbelievably difficult to stay both informed and sane
April 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
piluvr.bsky.social
Backyard bluejay spotted
I wish birds were real 😔
A shot of a bluejay taken from below, it appears to have a few small twigs in its beak See pic #1's alt text
April 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
piluvr.bsky.social
Razer scooter with an empty speech bubble
March 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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vanoreo.bsky.social
vegeta

retweet if you agree
November 1, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
there is little hope for this dog those bacteria are too big
February 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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goblin.news
We will only eat orbs in the future
February 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
piluvr.bsky.social
Who up squeezin they slime
February 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
piluvr.bsky.social
Me and the gang
Buncha ants pullin on a cig hell yea brother
February 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM