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PhoenixDragonfly
@phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
(she/her)
Software Engineer, Voiceover artist.
In her 40's, bisexual, has a gf & french bulldog.
Northern English & living in Scotland
Mentally unwell, fat, flirty & fucked up 😘
Happy Birthday to @sleepyeepygworl.bsky.social when she wakes up 🥰😘💋🎁🎂🎉🎈🥳
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Going to get rainbow worm tatt touched up and talk about next tattoo. Cos fuck it 😁
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
What to post for #FeralFriday ?

🦈 fishnets
♀️ fat femme friday
👋 flogger
🤭 forgot-my-underwear
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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STOP USING TWITTER FOR FUCKS SAKE
STOP USING TWITTER FOR FUCKS SAKE
STOP USING TWITTER FOR FUCKS SAKE
STOP USING TWITTER FOR FUCKS SAKE
STOP USING TWITTER FOR FUCKS SAKE
STOP USING TWITTER FOR FUCKS SAKE
STOP USING TWITTER FOR FUCKS SAKE
STOP USING TWITTER FOR FUCKS SAKE
NEW: Elon Musk's Grok chatbot will, with minimal prompting, provide residential addresses of everyday Americans.

Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.

futurism.com/future-socie...
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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“Oh so you don’t use Spotify, does that make you a better person than
me?”
Yes
“And using a site like Bandcamp make you a better person too?”
Also yes
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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fuck zodiac signs tell me what kind of switches you have in your keyboard instead
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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I'm not even shy about it.
Throw me around but i'll make you earn it 😏
Not to be a snitch on the league of ladies, but gentlemen, if a woman says randomly that she can take you in a fight, she WANTS you to manhandle her. It’s a trap!
a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Narrator: The fandom, regularly giving lots of money to an anti-LGBT, right-wing creator, did not deserve better.
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I shouted from the back of the room "ROLAND RAT" like my life depended on it, and Casey laughed so hard I thought she was gonna have an asthma attack...

(showing my age) lol
SAVE THE DATE!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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8PM EST.

I'm doing my first ever live recording of the SMOOOOT, live and in your face from the stuudio! Doing it in the MW discord.. come cheer me on and bring me that hot sexy mojo for Moooorrralll! <3

discord.com/events/12277...
Discord - Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games
Discord is great for playing games and chilling with friends, or even building a worldwide community. Customize your own space to talk, play, and hang out.
discord.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
They really are
*archive pics*
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Using an LLM to come up with funny things to post is not the poster's ethos. The true poster does not care if their posts are funny. The true poster posts solely as an outlet for the silly little thoughts that build up in their head like an abscess.
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.

Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
She says this like she HASNT been hit on by TWO hot older women while not-with-me in various places in town
I think 30-40 is the worst age bracket because ur too old to be desired by milfs but too young to be desired *as* a milf
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Most zoomers dont know how to open up a file structure on a pc, you are talking nonsensr
but there's a fenrir duo in there, ODEs are zoomer-coded
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Instrad of crying *kinda want to* I went to the nearest place that still sells videogames in a store and spent £50 on Metroid 4.

We all have our own way of dealing lol
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
12 weeks dismissal. So I can "redeploy" IF I find myself another job in the company... how do I do that you ask? Beats me, ive tried and got nowhere.

Anyway 12weeks to find something else, at least i'm awesome
Well that was fucking awful and Im pretty sure im getting fired but he's gonna reconvene back at 2pm to let me know if he's made a decision.

Love this for me.
Welp, in 45mins its *that* meeting.
It's not gonna be fun but at least i'll have a resolution

Bedhair this morning 😅
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Well that was fucking awful and Im pretty sure im getting fired but he's gonna reconvene back at 2pm to let me know if he's made a decision.

Love this for me.
Welp, in 45mins its *that* meeting.
It's not gonna be fun but at least i'll have a resolution

Bedhair this morning 😅
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Ok I kinda think my results are a little embaressing 🤭

Look at that words... "stop" "fucking" "thanku" ...and then fucking Nonnyband Dade are nane checked... omg 🫣🫣
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Welp, in 45mins its *that* meeting.
It's not gonna be fun but at least i'll have a resolution

Bedhair this morning 😅
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I want to date the fabulous rat kings 🥰
If I remember correctly, these are the rat costumes from the Australian Ballet's version of The Nutcracker, but the costumes from the English National Ballet are also a vibe.
I mean, look at this Rat King!
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Nah that was twitter, bsky is my less popular, but slightly healthier second act 🤭😚💅
Bluesky is basically a public record of your mental breakdown.
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM