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PhoenixDragonfly

@phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social

1.7K followers 1K following 7.4K posts

(she/her) Software Engineer, Voiceover artist. In her 40's, bisexual, polyam sometimes-slut. Northern English & living in Scotland Have a gf & a french bulldog https://linktr.ee/PhoenixDragonfly

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PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 2d

Are you wearing...
The virgin killer? yeah 🥰
#tittyTuesday

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PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 59m

"Him" who? 😘

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Ivano (somepx) @somepx.com · 2h

I was just about to post about my fonts, but my friends beat me to it!! Check my sale if you want - stop staring at the goal, Skull! 💀

itch.io/s/158296/40-...

a screenshot of my sale: "40 pixel fonts for 40 dollars"
A pixel skull is staring at the $5000 goal. $4745.50 raised at the moment, 94%!

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PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 1h

it's a novel tactic, but hear me out...

a man in a kilt is dancing in front of a crowd

ALT: a man in a kilt is dancing in front of a crowd

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PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 2h

I have a solution... 😏

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PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 2h

(archive pic)
I'd invite thirsty simps to lick all of mine, but I think you'd get jaw ache before you were finished...
😘💋

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PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 2h

don't fuck anyone who drives a Tesla 👌

Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 3h

Shot + chaser

And are you married?

I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

In July, Tesla rolled out a software update to integrate Grok into many of its vehicles. Do you use it?

Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist. When I'm driving, I'll ask questions, and it actually gives really good therapy advice.

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ForcefemStalin69 @chasershibari.com · 4h

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PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 4h

Puc you 😝

PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 4h

*Pic...
The typos will never end 😮‍💨

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Helen 🏳️‍⚧️✊🏻💕 @mimmymum.bsky.social · 7h

The amount that the ADF is pouring into the UK has massively grown since 2018

It’s jumped from £328,000 in 2018 to £1,119,975 in 2024

You can see their full accounts here: find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/0992...

@mc00.bsky.social @petergeoghegan.bsky.social

Year - ADF Support (£)
2017 - 328,000
2018 - 374,500
2019 - 474,900
2020 - 324,000
2021 - 490,852
2022 - 398,000
2023 - 789,863
2024 - 1,119,975

Total sent to the UK (2017-2024):
£4,300,090

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PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 4h

If you saw my puc last night you know I have LOTS 😅

Jarl Audio @jarlva.bsky.social · 5h

Stretchmarks are hot as fuck.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10h

the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate

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PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 6h

a sign that says love yourself on it

ALT: a sign that says love yourself on it

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PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 15h

A blessing 🥰

PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 15h

omfg you legend!!!

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PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 17h

🥰

PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 17h

🥲🥲🥰🥰

PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 17h

Bless you, you teasing liar 😋

PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 18h

everyone has had an orgy but me! gawdamnit
anyway at least I can drive 😛😛😛

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PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 18h

Well done! :D

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PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 19h

lol I posted this just as a person complimented my looks somewhere else. *serendipity*

PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 19h

I wish I could eat them everyday. Best crisp.

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PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 19h

I took a shot of myself from the back (naked) for wagon weds, and it's not a bat picture of my bum... but the rest of me, is... *sigh* not pleasing

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PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 19h

Ahhh my fav racist drink from my youth 😅

Um Bongo tropical fruit juice carton. Famously depicted in Britain with an advert featuring racist crow charactures and the song going "Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it in de congo".
Fucking yikes.

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PhoenixDragonfly @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 19h

come on Throne, be a good guy
🤭
throne.com/phoenix

Throne @throne.com · 1d

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