PhoenixDragonfly
@phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
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(she/her) Software Engineer, Voiceover artist. In her 40's, bisexual, polyam sometimes-slut. Northern English & living in Scotland Have a gf & a french bulldog https://linktr.ee/PhoenixDragonfly
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Are you wearing...
The virgin killer? yeah 🥰
#tittyTuesday
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I was just about to post about my fonts, but my friends beat me to it!! Check my sale if you want - stop staring at the goal, Skull! 💀

itch.io/s/158296/40-...
a screenshot of my sale: "40 pixel fonts for 40 dollars"
A pixel skull is staring at the $5000 goal. $4745.50 raised at the moment, 94%!
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I'd invite thirsty simps to lick all of mine, but I think you'd get jaw ache before you were finished...
😘💋
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*Pic...
The typos will never end 😮‍💨
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The amount that the ADF is pouring into the UK has massively grown since 2018

It’s jumped from £328,000 in 2018 to £1,119,975 in 2024

You can see their full accounts here: find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/0992...

@mc00.bsky.social @petergeoghegan.bsky.social
Year - ADF Support (£)
2017 - 328,000
2018 - 374,500
2019 - 474,900
2020 - 324,000
2021 - 490,852
2022 - 398,000
2023 - 789,863
2024 - 1,119,975

Total sent to the UK (2017-2024):
£4,300,090
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If you saw my puc last night you know I have LOTS 😅
jarlva.bsky.social
Stretchmarks are hot as fuck.
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
The Daily Beast writes: "Kim Kardashian's brand SKIMS has sold out its synthetic pubic hair thongs and is now accumulating a waitlist for the product." Their tweet is accompanied by a link to a post with the story.
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Bless you, you teasing liar 😋
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everyone has had an orgy but me! gawdamnit
anyway at least I can drive 😛😛😛
phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social
lol I posted this just as a person complimented my looks somewhere else. *serendipity*
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I wish I could eat them everyday. Best crisp.
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I took a shot of myself from the back (naked) for wagon weds, and it's not a bat picture of my bum... but the rest of me, is... *sigh* not pleasing
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Ahhh my fav racist drink from my youth 😅
Um Bongo tropical fruit juice carton. Famously depicted in Britain with an advert featuring racist crow charactures and the song going  "Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it in de congo". 
Fucking yikes.
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