Melody Hoffmann
@phmelody.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighbor. Currently at North News. Former editor of Southwest Voices. Amateur weather reporter who specializes in the sun. [email protected] for connects she/her, Minneapolis, Midwest
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phmelody.bsky.social
John is pulling the rope out of Taylr's hands. That is illegal.
phmelody.bsky.social
And here is the campaign video. It's well made, as they all are.
phmelody.bsky.social
Here is the original footage of the Mamdani communist/cyclist footage before it got swept away into the campaign video.

Also worth noting he didn't know where he was biking. Whoops.
razzball.bsky.social
Zohran Mamdani hops on a Citi Bike and a woman heckles him, shouting “communist!” He responds, “That’s cyclist”
phmelody.bsky.social
Who needs some levity? Would love to know what veggie you are. (I got broccoli and an onion when influenced by young children). Kid-friendly!

sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/
What Vegetable Are You?
sophie006liu.github.io
phmelody.bsky.social
What is the headline?
chrissteller.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

There is no date.
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
phmelody.bsky.social
Safer Hennepin PAC mailer in my mailbox tonight. Looked it up and found funders up to end of year 2024. Significant/newsworthy to see a broadcast company on the list. www.transparencyusa.org
Mailer from Safer Hennepin that reads "The choice is clear. Mayor Jacob Fry is keeping Minneapolis safe. Vote early." QR code goes to the City of Minneapolis voter info webpage. A list of 2024 contributors to Safer Hennepin A list of 2024 contributors to Safer Hennepin. Any repeated names/donations here are repetitions from other screenshot, not a duplicate donation. As of end of 2024, Safer Hennepin had $11,933 on hand, $145,500 in total  contributions, and $125,370 in total expenditures
phmelody.bsky.social
I can't remember who on Twin Cities Bluesky was waxing nostalgic for the Milwaukee-based SPORTea but it is available at Nokomis Beach Coffee. And perhaps this was already discussed. Alas:
Boxes of SPORTea displayed at Nokomis Beach Coffee
phmelody.bsky.social
LOCAL HYPERLOCAL JOURNALIST ICON NEEDS THEIR BIKE BACK
hpan3.bsky.social
Can y’all please be on the lookout for my bike? Last seen in Elliot Park. It is a black Biria bike with red pedals and stickers of local news orgs on the bottom tube. It also has a Brooks saddle and adapters for Wolf Tooth pogies on the handlebars.
Biria bike with a sign that says “300 Campground”
phmelody.bsky.social
Noooooo. I got my eyes peel, Jiahong!
phmelody.bsky.social
Plus, what is more fun to write and read? AI slop or whatever you come up with on three cans of Celsius and some snackies? And don't make me start up my AI environmental lecture again.
phmelody.bsky.social
As a former community college prof that taught before AI came to be, you do not want to see me coming back into the classroom with my stories of completing three degrees on coffee and street-level Adderall. Celsius now exists and in big cans, nonetheless.
alexhanna.bsky.social
As an instructor, I'd rather see your fever dream, No Doze-fueled 4AM essays written at an IHOP rather than anything generated by an LLM.

Hope this helps
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
phmelody.bsky.social
LOL. I don't have time to write an essay right now. I'm at work.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
phmelody.bsky.social
For women and femmes, know that life gets so much better. Life will change in all sorts of ways. Trust that gut instinct you have and lead with it. Do not be scared of getting older. We start caring less about what others think and start to shine. (I am 40+)
phmelody.bsky.social
She is like the Mr. Rogers we all still need. I had no idea.
phmelody.bsky.social
"Don't give up"
kojamf.bsky.social
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
phmelody.bsky.social
In my dream, the volunteer picked up a laptop I left outside to dry off and she was bringing it to me so no one would steal it. She asked me how I was going to rank the candidates and I think I told her and we started talking about policies for each candidate. When dreams imitate life.
phmelody.bsky.social
That squirrel scared me this morning too!
phmelody.bsky.social
My review of the new Taylor Swift album: I eagerly pressed play on "Eldest Daughter" (I am one) and turned it off before the chorus because it was about online comments. Eldest daughters are too busy to care about online comments so not sure what that was about.
phmelody.bsky.social
I had a dream this morning that included someone door knocking for Sen. Omar Fateh for mayor.
phmelody.bsky.social
I remain a multi-modal user and continue to want to cut down on my driving because I don't like driving. Getting a bus to North Minneapolis that doesn't take 45 minutes would help. My other bus rides are so lovely.
phmelody.bsky.social
I also reflected why it was so easy for me to bike when I first moved here. I had A LOT of time on my hands. I didn't have a TBI. And I was 15 years younger. It is much more peaceful to ride the bus (most of the time) but sometimes I can't make a 15 vs 45 min ride work.
phmelody.bsky.social
I largely "failed" a #weekwithoutdriving but replaced many trips with biking and busing. The times I did drive it was b/c of heat with biking and busing taking triple the time to drive (the usual reasons I now drive).
phmelody.bsky.social
Day 1 of a #weekwithoutdriving:: took the bus to the coop to get some groceries/did laptop work in the cafe area for many hours, biked to the 19. Very happy I made this pledge to myself.
A picture of a line of games to play inside the 19, including a pinball machine
phmelody.bsky.social
I love Halloween decor.
mollypeonies.bsky.social
From cottage core to Cottage Horror. Phase 1 of my Halloween house begins.