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Rasmus Fløe
@phloe.co
Front-end developer

🌐 Copenhagen, Denmark
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Oh, wow.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Oh, lol 😅

We're getting notices about this from the danish military intelligence now 😱

I guess time to update?
There is critical vulnerability in React Server Components disclosed as CVE-2025-55182 that impacts React 19 and frameworks that use it.

A fix has been published in React versions 19.0.1, 19.1.2, and 19.2.1. We recommend upgrading immediately.

react.dev/blog/2025/12...
Critical Security Vulnerability in React Server Components – React
The library for web and native user interfaces
react.dev
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 AM
A variant:

#8647

Thinly applied self bronzer.
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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NO IT ISN'T AND FUCK YOU FOR NOT HAVING A "NEVER SHOW THIS" OPTION
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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The CMA found that web apps are NOT CURRENTLY a viable replacement for native apps on iOS, and that multiple content providers had indicated that Apple's restrictions on browsers were to blame:
8/12
November 4, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Woop woop!
Paragraph 779 of today's judgement: "We find that Apple’s restrictions do eliminate effective competition in those markets by removing all sources of competition."
October 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Words of wisdom.

New is not always better. "Boring" sometimes is.

My take on the Flow -> TS; with types in comments - no Babel -> SWC compiler problem (it's just JS).

When TS eventually becomes unpopular/replaced - a new compiler migration will be needed 🤷

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Bq...
Nordic.js 2025 • Sophie Koonin - So you've decided to do a technical migration...
YouTube video by Nordic.js
www.youtube.com
October 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Seems so off-brand to have named it a Big Mac and not a Big Mc 🤷
October 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Jake tells us why we can't have nice things 😬
I dug into progressive image rendering and found a bunch of common assumptions aren't quite true.

➡️ JPEG & WebP progressive-renders worse in Safari
➡️ AVIF _does_ support progressive
➡️ But JPEG XL in Safari doesn't
➡️ JPEG XL decodes much slower than AVIF
⬇️ and more

jakearchibald.com/2025/present...
The present and potential future of progressive image rendering
Exploring progressive image rendering across JPEG, PNG, WebP, AVIF, and JPEG XL.
jakearchibald.com
October 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
#Chrome devtools is doing my head in 😫

I have clearly defined a `grid-gap` property on my grid - but Chrome refuses to show it in the inspector - unless - I check "show all" and look for `column-gap` and `row-gap`. 😞

#CSS #WTF
October 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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it's kinda weird that all the software i am expected to use for work are all written by distributed teams, go, python, postgres, linux, chrome, k8s etc

and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way
October 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I was sifting through the features on Interop Feature Ranking and misread "scroll-driven animations" as "soul-driven animations" - and it still made sense 🤷

interop-rank.jakearchibald.com
October 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Thank god man baby 👶 didn’t get that peace 🏆
October 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
git push -ffs
October 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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added some sound
September 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Here’s the name for your new trans-led user engagement startup:

Chicks with clicks
September 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Why I 🧡 the web.

This #WebGL game where you deliver messages on a tiny planet is amazing. Smooth animation. Peaceful vibes (and i didn't even play, I wondered around).

messenger.abeto.co

#JavaScript #chillvibe #game
September 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Browsers: Let's support wide-gamut colors in CSS.

Also browsers: Let's not support it in <input type="color" />

😞
August 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"Remote viewing" sounds pretty far out there to me.

But it keeps popping up in Youtube suggestions 🤔 (damn algo).

This bit from a documentary on the subject; a guy demoes it on live japanese TV 🤯

Impressed they even make a spin-off show where they find missing ppl!

youtu.be/7ICzREGqYHQ?...
Joe McMoneagle - Remote Viewer 001 - PROJECT: STARGATE (Documentary 2 of 3)
YouTube video by Area52
youtu.be
August 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Reminds me of a splash screen I made some 15(?) years ago - only just with text-shadow 😅

(Don't remember why i didn't make it as a CSS anim 🤷)

phloe.net/index_text-s...
August 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! This gave me old Google back! It killed the AI results dead!
August 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This.
Neurotypicals: "Just break big tasks into smaller steps!"

ADHDer: breaks task into 108 micro-steps, gets overwhelmed by the long list, abandons task, start to research road building in the Roman Empire for 6 hours.

#adhd
August 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This. So much this.
Saw this one in @stefanjudis.com's Web Weekly newsletter. It's a really interesting read that might change your perspective on each other's strengths and weaknesses in a positive way.

Your Strengths Are Your Weaknesses terriblesoftware.org/2025/03/31/y...
Your Strengths Are Your Weaknesses
The qualities you value most in engineers are also creating your biggest problems. Here’s how to handle this paradox.
terriblesoftware.org
August 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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The scale of Trump's pay-for-access scheme outlined by the @nytimes.com is mindblowing. Crypto contributions resulting in business deals with the Trump family crypto businesses, oil companies buying influence and later reaping benefits from friendly policies, and a $1 million pardon.
August 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM