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Holland Oates

@phinsphan.bsky.social

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Not your buddy, guy Lover of the Jams

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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 18h

I hope you get diarrhea (in the complimentary sense)

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 1d

The sound this woman makes is a foundational online memory

Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 1d

we need to do a full social media reset. get back to its true purpose (making fun of that person who was squishing grapes with her feet and fell over)

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 4d

By far the best sign in this place

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 6d

a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a tv screen that says sky on it

ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a tv screen that says sky on it

media.tenor.com

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 7d

Let's see if I can keep count of how many times i hear the worst song ever this week on a cruise.

Don't Stop Believing count is 1

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 8d

I assume this dipshit was wearing a hotdogs suit when he said this

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 9d

Real-life version of Happy Gilmore in the batting cage ass running back

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 9d

David Simon is a national treasure

Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 10d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 9d

That AJ Brown catch actually should not have stopped the clock

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 9d

And pair then with Greg Olsen instead of a guy who spends 99% of his time doing college football programing

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 9d

Really gives the game away about what they mean by "American"

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 10d

Thankfully- I think (sure hope)- Newsom has personally himself gleefully bulldozed too many homeless encampments for photo ops to actually win shit. Fuck that guy

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 10d

Mr President, any thought on the possibility of you eating your boogers
"You know that is a thought, I haven't thought too much about, but I'll look into it, some people do say some good things about eating your boogers"

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 10d

Like uh he is the Govenor of thay state. This/these are the things he should be saying for crying out loud

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 10d

They stole @kleinman.bsky.social map
bsky.app/profile/klei...

James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 12d

The boundaries are blurry but roughly this

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 10d

Do you ever write Kustoff? I do and the responses are the worst boilerplate garage not addressing the issue I wrote about. An absolutely worthless house rep

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 10d

I once wrote Cohen's office after he posted on social media upset about something that he voted for (pics of milaritized police in Ferguson) and he himself called me at my work to tell me that I was right.

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 10d

The look that washes over some people's faces when you hand them a Ten and a One ($11) for something that's $5 and some change total

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 11d

Man I thought that was the wombat guy at first

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 11d

I do a different stir fry every week now. WOK WEDNESDAY! But you originally posting that recipe is what started it all off

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 11d

Really bummed theu didn't have my size it was like $18 on clearance rack. Their faces on it really made the shirt

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 11d

Man Kohl's has the best shirts

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 11d

I have soooooo many questions

Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12d

Knew I was saving this for something

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 11d

What a view

Also pretty sure I could do what Chirs Jones (KC 95) does on this play

Casey Ayers @casey.app · 12d

I can’t believe I got it. #Jaguars

Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 12d

You can also read the unedited version at Daily Memphian. Dan seems to have taken some of their editing suggestions (the uptown whore house reference) with what he published on FB dailymemphian.com/section/opin...