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Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 28d

The game: totally sucked.

The day: a blessing to have spent time with @treblaw.bsky.social @philatticus.bsky.social @kayteeeoh.bsky.social and I’m so sorry I didn’t remember the name of others who told me their online handles irl (two fireball minis impact pre-damaged brains).

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Oct 3

damn missing food AND a show

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Oct 3

unless you expect parmigiano reggiano and truffles, and then it IS to be expected

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Oct 3

the French toast is inspired by a signature dish of Björn Frantzén and is not at all the French toast you may expect just fyi lol

Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Oct 3

FIRST ANNUAL I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE JOE BANNER LET DAWK SIGN WITH THE BRONCOS MEMORIAL TAILGATE

Oct. 5, M Lot

• "grand tradition" french toast
• clams casino
• dinner dogs
• veggie dogs for the herbivores
• red rocks / red lots

service will begin around 9am, give or take

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Oct 3

his subtle victory lapping after SB52 drove me insane

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · Oct 3

My dad once said to me that the most relatable Seinfeld ever was when Frank got the opportunity to yell at Steinbrenner for fucking up the Yankees and he took it.

"I'd have some things to say to Norman Braman and Joe Banner"

Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Oct 3

FIRST ANNUAL I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE JOE BANNER LET DAWK SIGN WITH THE BRONCOS MEMORIAL TAILGATE

Oct. 5, M Lot

• "grand tradition" french toast
• clams casino
• dinner dogs
• veggie dogs for the herbivores
• red rocks / red lots

service will begin around 9am, give or take

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Oct 3

FIRST ANNUAL I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE JOE BANNER LET DAWK SIGN WITH THE BRONCOS MEMORIAL TAILGATE

Oct. 5, M Lot

• "grand tradition" french toast
• clams casino
• dinner dogs
• veggie dogs for the herbivores
• red rocks / red lots

service will begin around 9am, give or take

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Paul Spencer @suchprotech.com · Sep 21

Go birds. @philatticus.bsky.social is a king. Great seeing everyone today.

Multiple people playing instruments at a tailgate

Two generic white dues one with a really big ring

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Sep 19

lmao

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Sep 19

I will always remember him standing outside of a bar in old city with a slight evil in his gaze #neverforget

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Sep 19

he cannot be killed, but we should always remember his memory #neverforget

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J @freshticles.gobirds.online · Sep 19

Me and AJ Feeley

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Sep 19

we WILL be jamming in the lot before, during, and potentially after

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Sep 19

FIRST ANNUAL ST. LOUIS RAM JAM AND A.J. FEELEY BREAKFAST MEMORIAL TAILGATE

Sept. 21, M Lot

• lamb
• a secret second thing
• dinner dogs
• musical accompaniment

service begins at 9am, more or less

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Sep 15

they're doing pringles too!!

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Adam @okguyadam.bsky.social · Sep 3

go to dylan’s tailgate you wont be disappointed

Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Sep 2

FIRST ANNUAL IMAGINE NOT WINNING SB59 IT COULDN'T BE US CELEBRATORY BANNER DAY TAILGATE

Sept 4, M Lot

• bison tomahawk
• duck legs
• lobster waking up on the banks of the Delaware
• dinner dogs (and veggie dogs for the meat disinclined)

service begins at 3pm, give or take

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Sep 3

23 hour warning!

Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Sep 2

FIRST ANNUAL IMAGINE NOT WINNING SB59 IT COULDN'T BE US CELEBRATORY BANNER DAY TAILGATE

Sept 4, M Lot

• bison tomahawk
• duck legs
• lobster waking up on the banks of the Delaware
• dinner dogs (and veggie dogs for the meat disinclined)

service begins at 3pm, give or take

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Rob Hanna @robhanna.bsky.social · Sep 2

Lot of cool people there. And also me.

Come on dahln the Linc.

Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Sep 2

FIRST ANNUAL IMAGINE NOT WINNING SB59 IT COULDN'T BE US CELEBRATORY BANNER DAY TAILGATE

Sept 4, M Lot

• bison tomahawk
• duck legs
• lobster waking up on the banks of the Delaware
• dinner dogs (and veggie dogs for the meat disinclined)

service begins at 3pm, give or take

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Sep 2

FIRST ANNUAL IMAGINE NOT WINNING SB59 IT COULDN'T BE US CELEBRATORY BANNER DAY TAILGATE

Sept 4, M Lot

• bison tomahawk
• duck legs
• lobster waking up on the banks of the Delaware
• dinner dogs (and veggie dogs for the meat disinclined)

service begins at 3pm, give or take

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Aug 22

"I thought of Cream as sort of a jazz band, only we never told Eric"

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Aug 16

kinda forgot how much this ripped

love devotion and surrender by Carlos Santana and John McLaughlin

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Jul 30

swapped SGs

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Lauren Rinaldi @laurenrinaldi.bsky.social · Jul 24

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

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Dan Kletter 🐇 @soundclamp.bsky.social · Jul 22

Ozzy on pizza:

❝I thought America was fabulous. Take pizza for example. For years I’d been thinking, I wish someone would invent a new kind of food. In England it was always egg and chips, sausage and chips, pie and chips … anything and chips. After a while it just got boring, y’know? But you couldn’t exactly order a shaved Parmesan and rocket salad in Birmingham in the early ’70s. If it didn’t come out of a deep-fat fryer, no one knew what the fuck it was. But then, in New York, I discovered pizza. It blew my mind wide fucking open. I would buy ten or twenty slices a day. And then, when I realized you could buy a great big pizza all for yourself, I started ordering them wherever we went. I couldn’t wait to get back home and tell all my mates: ‘There’s this incredible new thing. It’s American and it’s called pizza. It’s like bread, but it’s better than any bread you’ve tasted in your life.’ I even tried to recreate a New York pizza for Thelma once. I made some dough, then I got all these cans of beans and pilchards and olives and shit and put them on top—it must have been about 15 quid’s worth of gear—but after ten minutes it just came dribbling out of the oven. It was like someone had been sick in there. Thelma just looked at it and went, ‘I don’t think I like pizza, John.’ She never called me Ozzy, my first wife.❞

—Ozzy Osbourne, from ‘I Am Ozzy’ (Grand Central Publishing, 2010)

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Dylan @philatticus.bsky.social · Jul 22

RIP

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