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PhDsurfbum
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My screen name covers some of it, except the part about being a progressive, middle-aged, white guy with young kids.

Things that make me happy (don't read into the order... too much): 🌊🏄🏽🤙🏽🏖️🌅 🌈♀️⚧️☮️♂️ 🐯🐕😻🐬🐳 🎷🎸🎹 🌝⭐🌠☄️ 🗺️
Pinned
Four things I skeet a lot about right now:
1. We outnumber them
2. I want to know who the alleged abusers are in the files
3. Following orders you know are illegal does not absolve you of guilt
4. Due to the season, beachy things. Waves, sunsets (once the time starts working out), maybe some birds
This Padres fan wishes him well. He's been a lot of fun to watch the last several years. While it's not fun to lose players you root for to free agency, it is nice to see them get rewarded
🚨Closer Robert Suarez and the Atlanta Braves are in agreement on a three-year, $45 million contract, per Jeff Passan
December 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I think we should just retire the term gerrymander and call it all dummymandering
I recently learned that there is a term for a gerrymander that backfires: it's a dummymander. I take great pleasure when assholes shoot themselves in the foot
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I have always like Rik Emmett's guitar playing, and he was a hell of a frontman. But his voice was, of course, his real defining trait. I wonder if it'll still be able to do what it did in the '70's and '80's. I hope so
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I found this in a reply to a HoF post and it captures my ignorance and frustration perfectly (and I HATE the Dodgers)
How tf am I just learning for the first time that Fernando is not in the HoF? I have literally just assumed that he was a HoF this whole time.

At this point why even have a HoF?
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Another negative tide sunset. Solid green flash tonight
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
One of the ospreys that are neighbors in my hood. Such cool birds!
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
A Heerman's gull and a ring-billed gull hanging out in the morning sun on the cliffs above the ocean on a pleasant December Sunday morning
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A different perspective on the sunset tonight, but a nice one. I did not see the last bit, so don't know if there was a green flash or not
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Cool view from a hilltop park in Rancho Penesquitos. On the left is Mt Soledad, about the same elevation I'm at. And on the right you can see the ocean through Carmel Valley. Distance to the ocean horizon from this elevation should be about 25 nautical miles according to the interwebs
December 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm still work shopping this one. How about the Click and Clack The Tappet Brothers Prize in Beachistry?
Since random organizations are now competing with the Nobel committee, I nominate myself for the Click and Clack The Tappet Brothers Prize in Ocean Enjoyment
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
December supermoon sunset in the northern hemisphere. This is as much beach as you'll see at my home break. And the wet sand artist was out
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Since random organizations are now competing with the Nobel committee, I nominate myself for the Click and Clack The Tappet Brothers Prize in Ocean Enjoyment
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I often can't tell what is real and what is parody on Bluesky. But I'm starting to think that FIFA giving out a peace prize to someone who shows very little propensity for peace is an actual thing. Crazy shit on so many levels! 🤯
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's been several days since I've been able to see a sunset over the ocean for one reason and another. Today's was a nice welcome back. Distinct green flash. And some swell showing
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hot take: finding glucose on an asteroid is crazy. Did we find all the other stereoisomers (15? 31? 63? I didn't do the actual math, which is why it's a hot take) of a C6 sugar, as well? If not, WTAF? Why glucose?
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Today's example: Rich Lowry... Who? ... Holy shit, what would it take to unsee that?
In this case it was everyone using the Mamdani sign generator. What fun!
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Reminder to self: never pick a fight with a brilliant comedian. Self will lose
Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Skeet of the week nominee
I'm at the VA for a blood test. I don't know where they tested, somewhere, but I did have a blood test, and the technician said it was a perfect blood test.
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Damnit. I wish I had thought to take Sneaker Wave as my alebrije
jack’s spirit animal is a sneaker wave. but seriously…
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Proposing that every time one uses Alinna Habba's name, one precedes it with "2nd generation immigrant"
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
While surfing this morning I was chatting with a friend in the water. SDFC losing in the MLS semis came up, and he mentioned the San Diego curse. I pointed out it was a sunny (cool, but not overly so) Monday morning and we were in the ocean chasing waves. I don't feel so cursed 😎
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
We had a weird weekend in our household, but as things were returning to normal this afternoon, the 10 yo said "Dad, the beach smells like a hint of home" and it warmed my heart
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Willow

Without saying Lord of the Rings, name a fantasy film
Without saying Lord of the Rings, name a fantasy film.
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
There was a bit of a green flash as the sun set below the marine layer on the horizon
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It's all a con
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM