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Kelly ૮･ﻌ･ა 🫪
@pfkelly.bsky.social
1.1K followers 1.8K following 14K posts
German TRANS-lator on many Games: http://pfwkelly.wixsite.com/kelly/games
Game Preservationist, Autistic and ADHD as fuck
Octo Sympathizer / Squidposter
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Level 27 She/Her please
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vonhitchofen.bsky.social
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
Four men in parkas forcing a furious polar bear into a cage.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
pfkelly.bsky.social
I just learned that the Australian didn't fight and lost 2 wars against Emos at all??? WTF is an EMU supossed to be ???
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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rincewind.run
guess who is now officially an Austrian (and by extension EU) citizen, along with both my children
rincewind.run Micah @rincewind.run · Oct 3
just submitted my “ancestor was persecuted, please give me and my children citizenship” declaration at the Austrian consulate

so, uh, hopefully EU passports at some point

you know, just in case
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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niedermeyer.online
a billionaire who sees undermining political sovereignty as an alternative to paying a relatively minor fine is a problem that will have to be dealt with eventually
lorak.bsky.social Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 16h
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
“The EU should be abolished and sovereignty returned to individual countries, so that governments can better represent their people”
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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edithcharles.bsky.social
ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: hehe yeah bro

ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
andrewsadrian I just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can't sotp laughing "just got my law degree aw man this wasn't what I meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one" joltick i love this post because my dad literally got his law degree by accident?? he was the first person in his family to go to college and he didn't understand how majors worked (he thought that it was just like... If you take a lot of math classes you're a math major and that it was just a figure of speech) so when it was time for him to declare his he realized he hadn't actually been working towards any major in particular. so he went through and looked at the required classes for every major offered at his college to see if the classes he had taken matched with anything, and lo and behold he found a pre-law degree. and he thought. "well ok, I guess being a lawyer doesn't sound too bad." and that's how my dad became a lawyer braceletnumbertwo is your dad phoenix wright
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
lil-mizz-jay I had a dream where a girl had this like, big horrifying bone creature on a leash, like it looked like something out of Dark Souls And another lady was like "Oh my, what breed is he?" And she was like "Eldritch!" And then the bone creature took out a coin from a socket on his forehead and held it up to the other woman and said "Tell me your name" And the girl walking him was like "No, down boy, don't" And the other woman went "Susanna" and then a bunch of smoke started billowing out of her eyes and ears and the coin flew up and started burning into Susanna's forehead And the girl walking her was like "I'm so sorry, he's not usually like this! What's gotten into you today!?" And Susanna was like "Oh it's fine he's adorable" while she started rapidly aging and the bone creature was starting to grow muscle and skin And then I woke up
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
bemusedlybespectacled oh my god this is hilarious [James's nickname for Buckingham was "Steenie", after St. Stephen who was said to have had "the face of an angel. Speaking to the Privy Counol in 1617, James tried to clanty the situation in the face of rumours: You may be sure that I love the Earl of Buckingham more than anyone else, and more than you who are here assembled. I wish to speak in my own behalf and not to have it thought to be a defect, for Jesus Christ did the same, and therefore I cannot be blamed. Christ had John, and I have George ] "guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered... that jesus... is also gay? checkmate, heteros." nudityandnerdery Who knew that "sorry, straights, [X] is gay now" predated Tumblr by centuries?
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
squishyproductions So, Dwarf Fortress had deep financial system at one point. Dwarves had currency and made wages and paid for food and housing and could invest their money. A few dwarves early on would come into money then invest more than the rest which started a snow ball effect. A few dwarves made infinitely more money while the rest dropped into poverty. Impoverished dwarves needed constant employment to afford food and housing. So you had to keep them working constantly or they'd be evicted and starve. One favorite tactic players had was to build room full of levers that didn't do anything and assigning all the unemployed dwarves to endlessly pull the levers. In this way they were "doing a job" and make wages enough to live. The deep economic system of Dwarf Fortress has long been removed due to every society unavoidably becoming a depressing mess of starving dwarves doing meaningless busywork. Which did not make for a fun game. gossipgita Simply makes you think!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
David Collier @mishtal Just look at a map. Calling Israel 'land grabbing' is an insult to the intelligence and is built on antisemitic notions of Jewish power and greed. Israel is about the size of Wales and surrounded by Muslim majority nations x600 larger Have a nice (and educational) weekend. Hi @TOliveFern *steals one room in your house* "Look how I'm surrounded by all these hostile people in the ENTIRE HOUSE 👿"
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
pfkelly.bsky.social
I can barely afford to keep one how am I supposed to feed 3 Kellyings?
3x my mii Kelly
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
pfkelly.bsky.social
Hey so I have been hearing weird wet slapping noises coming from your room and I just wanted tooo..... Okay never mind. I didn't saw anything. SORRY ILL KNOCK NEXT TIME
Kelly leaning into frame from the side
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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alanrileyscott.bsky.social
Are you familiar with this one?
Tumbler Screenshot: A post from user yaoibutts with a picture of a potato. It reads "I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means "earth apple." Like what stupid Frenchman saw this and said "zis petite legume looks like a, how you sa, appple! hmmm... but it grows in ze earth... Hon Hon Hon! Mais Oui! C'est une pomme de terre!" A reply from user michaonthemoon: j'adore comment ananas se dit pinappple en anglais, ce qui veut litteralment dire "pomme de in", genre quel type anjlais a vu ca et s'est did "ow cette etrange big fruit ressemble a une, how do you say, pomme! hmmm... mais plutot une pomme qui pousse dans les pins... hu hu hu! Oy Yes, it's a pineapple!"
December 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
pfkelly.bsky.social
Can we all just start wearing outfits as if we were the protagonist of some anime ? Or some fighting game and we have like a standard outfit and some color swapped ones but everybody has basically one of a kind outfits ? That be cool
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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joantoonz.bsky.social
Started going to a republican endo and he started me on a new round of HRT
One a day vitamins This is a joke
December 31, 2023 at 2:09 AM
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timeskull.bsky.social
580 - Min-Max Baby
P1 - baby: Ok I'll take the 'colic' trait for extra points.. Then put everything into legs.. P2 - baby(now has adult legs, easily steps out of crib) P3 - baby(kicking thru refrigerated display door + guzzling milk): ...sequence break to enter grocery while the 'nursing' bonus to milk is active.. P4 - baby(typing in an office): now I can WORK at a JOB sooner
September 15, 2023 at 12:44 AM
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sonnyross.bsky.social
Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience

www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
A naive floral illustration with a severed hand that was already all fucked up because it was made by a slopper. With the text “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser”
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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gyro.bsky.social
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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fluffyfoxies.moe
cis people: hrt is so scary
the human body upon encountering hrt: guess we doin estrogen now
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
like prescribing a gun to suicidal people
The Telegraph Therapists to prescribe having a job' for depressed and anxious patients Employment 'vital for health' says Streeting as campaign to tackle sick note culture is launched
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
pfkelly.bsky.social
So can we all finally agree that America needs their own Nürnberg Prozesse for the War criminals and Rapists running that country currently? Killing random people in international waters and then when they are ship wrecked bomb them again ???
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
pfkelly.bsky.social
okay imagine, girl who smells like girl smell ?? I could make millions with that !
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
pfkelly.bsky.social
Umpa Lumpa Diddlediedie Ich komm vorbei und klau dir dein Ei <3
December 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM