Peter Moore
@petercmoore.bsky.social
Award-winning artist. Professional rapper. Actor. Director. Writer. Part-time database administrator. Pronouns: us/that
Yesterday I was intimidated by hundreds of pigeons on Andover high street. This morning a starling attacked me in my bedroom. WTF?
#UpYoursDuMaurier
#UpYoursDuMaurier
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Yesterday I was intimidated by hundreds of pigeons on Andover high street. This morning a starling attacked me in my bedroom. WTF?
#UpYoursDuMaurier
#UpYoursDuMaurier
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Farage says, "I didn't wear them (masks) last time, and I won't wear them this time" and dismisses mask mandates as "rubbish".
Here's Farage in 2020.
Man's a dangerous idiot.
Here's Farage in 2020.
Man's a dangerous idiot.
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Farage says, "I didn't wear them (masks) last time, and I won't wear them this time" and dismisses mask mandates as "rubbish".
Here's Farage in 2020.
Man's a dangerous idiot.
Here's Farage in 2020.
Man's a dangerous idiot.
Remember, you can't spell "Christmas" without some of the letters from the word "chocolate". So, think on that!
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Remember, you can't spell "Christmas" without some of the letters from the word "chocolate". So, think on that!
Pigs in blankets.
Blankets made of other, dead pigs!
PIGS!
Blankets made of other, dead pigs!
PIGS!
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Pigs in blankets.
Blankets made of other, dead pigs!
PIGS!
Blankets made of other, dead pigs!
PIGS!
Got a house worth £2.5 million?
Save money for the "mansion tax" by ordering free babyccinos at the coffee shop instead of your usual large soy caramel latte.
Save money for the "mansion tax" by ordering free babyccinos at the coffee shop instead of your usual large soy caramel latte.
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Got a house worth £2.5 million?
Save money for the "mansion tax" by ordering free babyccinos at the coffee shop instead of your usual large soy caramel latte.
Save money for the "mansion tax" by ordering free babyccinos at the coffee shop instead of your usual large soy caramel latte.
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In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
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"Helluva lotta work building a motte and bailey castle"
"Keep on top of it?"
"That's the standard design, yes"
"Keep on top of it?"
"That's the standard design, yes"
August 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Helluva lotta work building a motte and bailey castle"
"Keep on top of it?"
"That's the standard design, yes"
"Keep on top of it?"
"That's the standard design, yes"
Looking forward to seeing my JustEatWrapped summary of this year's takeaways...
December 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Looking forward to seeing my JustEatWrapped summary of this year's takeaways...
Aw man. RIP to The Colonel, Steve Cropper
youtu.be/HYk7NWjsuHI?...
youtu.be/HYk7NWjsuHI?...
Soul Man - Sam & Dave | The Midnight Special
YouTube video by The Midnight Special
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December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Aw man. RIP to The Colonel, Steve Cropper
youtu.be/HYk7NWjsuHI?...
youtu.be/HYk7NWjsuHI?...
No, I don't accept that yacht rock is a genuine genre of music.
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
No, I don't accept that yacht rock is a genuine genre of music.
Please note the cattle farm no longer has any castrated males.
Steer clear.
Steer clear.
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Please note the cattle farm no longer has any castrated males.
Steer clear.
Steer clear.
Happy Birthday to St Andrew and all the Scotch people celebrating when he drove the haggis out of England.
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Happy Birthday to St Andrew and all the Scotch people celebrating when he drove the haggis out of England.
The roadies' and sound engineers' football team lines up in a 2-2-1-2-1-2 formation.
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The roadies' and sound engineers' football team lines up in a 2-2-1-2-1-2 formation.
RIP Jimmy Cliff
One more river to cross...
One more river to cross...
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
RIP Jimmy Cliff
One more river to cross...
One more river to cross...
TFW you remember that Tortoise have released a new album after nearly 10 years... open.spotify.com/album/38xLFA...
Touch
open.spotify.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
TFW you remember that Tortoise have released a new album after nearly 10 years... open.spotify.com/album/38xLFA...
If you were a non-American child in the 1970s, when you watched Happy Days, did you realise it was set 20 years earlier? I didn't. I just assumed that's what the USA was like. I can't remember how old I was when I twigged it was a period sitcom.
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
If you were a non-American child in the 1970s, when you watched Happy Days, did you realise it was set 20 years earlier? I didn't. I just assumed that's what the USA was like. I can't remember how old I was when I twigged it was a period sitcom.
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Seems unfair to prosecute the Reform guy for taking bribes for doing Putin's bidding and not all the other guys who do it for free.
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Seems unfair to prosecute the Reform guy for taking bribes for doing Putin's bidding and not all the other guys who do it for free.
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Bill Bryson: ‘Ever since I was a little boy, I have pretended to be able to vaporise people I don’t like’
Bill Bryson: ‘Ever since I was a little boy, I have pretended to be able to vaporise people I don’t like’
The American British author on pet peeves, the perils of fantasy dinner parties, and revisiting The Short History of Everything two decades later
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Bill Bryson: ‘Ever since I was a little boy, I have pretended to be able to vaporise people I don’t like’
Snooker tables are very smooth nowadays, but remember how bumpy and muddy they were in the 1970s?!
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Snooker tables are very smooth nowadays, but remember how bumpy and muddy they were in the 1970s?!
So. These Epstein files... Have they got up to the letter 'M' yet? Asking for a friend...
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
So. These Epstein files... Have they got up to the letter 'M' yet? Asking for a friend...
Caffe Nero in Andover has erected its Xmas tree and now I'm considering having to find a new favourite coffee shop...
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Caffe Nero in Andover has erected its Xmas tree and now I'm considering having to find a new favourite coffee shop...
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
... You make the rocking world go round. 🎶
October 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
... You make the rocking world go round. 🎶
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What’s with the suitcases?
I’m going on holiday with a TV wildlife presenter
Chris Packham?
No I did
I’m going on holiday with a TV wildlife presenter
Chris Packham?
No I did
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What’s with the suitcases?
I’m going on holiday with a TV wildlife presenter
Chris Packham?
No I did
I’m going on holiday with a TV wildlife presenter
Chris Packham?
No I did