Hard Boiled Egg
@perigominas.bsky.social
Dilettante, but quite good at it because I put the hard yards in. I contain multitudes, it's a shame they don't get on.
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< mentally prepares to get fired into the moon in a giant artillery shell >
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
< mentally prepares to get fired into the moon in a giant artillery shell >
Who would have thought that a conpany that pissed $70bn up a wall recreating Wii sports resort with added eye-strain would be scrabbling for cash?
It tracks that their solution is to charge people for the last remaining useful feature their website offers.
It tracks that their solution is to charge people for the last remaining useful feature their website offers.
Facebook is testing a monthly $14.99 subscription, and telling users they need to subscribe if they want to post more than 2 links a month.
techcrunch.com/2025/12/17/f...
techcrunch.com/2025/12/17/f...
Facebook is testing a link-posting limit for professional accounts and pages | TechCrunch
Meta said that the test impacts professional accounts and pages on Facebook.
techcrunch.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Who would have thought that a conpany that pissed $70bn up a wall recreating Wii sports resort with added eye-strain would be scrabbling for cash?
It tracks that their solution is to charge people for the last remaining useful feature their website offers.
It tracks that their solution is to charge people for the last remaining useful feature their website offers.
My list of sex buckets grows ever longer
The sheer awfulness that would be Torygasp readers' sex bucket list is almost beyond comprehension, or at least my comprehension
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
My list of sex buckets grows ever longer
And yet a complete turnip can become POTUS
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
And yet a complete turnip can become POTUS
A good example of nonlinear scaling to be honest, because the creation of a massive orange dick has cost America trillions
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
A good example of nonlinear scaling to be honest, because the creation of a massive orange dick has cost America trillions
I get it now. If he didn't shade his skin bright orange it's so thin you could see his internal organs.
Trump has added new plaques to his tacky White House “Presidential Walk of Fame” that are anything but presidential.
Trump Adds Insults to Tacky Presidents Walk of Fame
A series of plaques has been tacked on the wall under the images of presidents outside the White House.
trib.al
December 18, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I get it now. If he didn't shade his skin bright orange it's so thin you could see his internal organs.
Prelovedhoney
Someone I know worked in the warehouse at the Lovehoney factory. There was a big crate of returned *cough* 'marital aids' that workers could help themselves to.
Returned. Second hand. Used. Soiled.
Returned. Second hand. Used. Soiled.
I’m away to bed. Enjoy the daylight, you factory-reject dildos.
December 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Prelovedhoney
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
This wouldn't even be true if American History started last Wednesday
Leavitt dismisses the Vanity Fair feature as a hit piece on "the greatest president in our nation's history"
December 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This wouldn't even be true if American History started last Wednesday
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Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Claptrap
Reform MP Danny Kruger on pornstar/provocateur Bonnie Blue announcing her support for the party: "We’ll take votes from wherever we can get them, we want all the support we can get. Quite like Bonnie Blue."
Says party isn't "going to be fussy, we're not going to be judgemental" about Reform voters
Says party isn't "going to be fussy, we're not going to be judgemental" about Reform voters
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Claptrap
Lets be honest here.
You could print out the entire script, paste it to a wall and have your partially sighted gran throw a dart at it, just reading out whatever line she hit.
It would be an absolute banger.
You could print out the entire script, paste it to a wall and have your partially sighted gran throw a dart at it, just reading out whatever line she hit.
It would be an absolute banger.
In honor of Rob Reiner, please tell me your favorite line-reading from THIS IS SPINAL TAP
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Lets be honest here.
You could print out the entire script, paste it to a wall and have your partially sighted gran throw a dart at it, just reading out whatever line she hit.
It would be an absolute banger.
You could print out the entire script, paste it to a wall and have your partially sighted gran throw a dart at it, just reading out whatever line she hit.
It would be an absolute banger.
The only time Bluesky really felt like an echo chamber to me was this morning, when there were a LOT of posts about Rob & Michelle Reiner and all saying the same range of (rightly) positive yet sad things. In truth, the echo chamber part was my feed was full of people with the same sense of humour.
"Bluesky is an echo chamber."
"Bluesky doesn't have enough reach"
"Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right"
I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.
"Bluesky doesn't have enough reach"
"Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right"
I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.
December 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The only time Bluesky really felt like an echo chamber to me was this morning, when there were a LOT of posts about Rob & Michelle Reiner and all saying the same range of (rightly) positive yet sad things. In truth, the echo chamber part was my feed was full of people with the same sense of humour.
That Time cover is the gift that keeps on giving
I’ve been seeing this cover over and over and I just…
In the original you’re aware of the horror of falling, but the body positions of the workers are solid on the beam. Here, most of them should be falling off, yet they don’t, because they live in an unreal, consequence-free space.
In the original you’re aware of the horror of falling, but the body positions of the workers are solid on the beam. Here, most of them should be falling off, yet they don’t, because they live in an unreal, consequence-free space.
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
That Time cover is the gift that keeps on giving
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It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.
He's lost the locker room. No one is leaking yet, but it seems pretty certain the vibe inside the GOP is Trumps health/mental acuity is in rapid decline, people are on manoeuvres and post-Trump positioning is now the prime driver of behaviour
One of the most blatantly authoritarian threats in a Trump term full of them
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
He's lost the locker room. No one is leaking yet, but it seems pretty certain the vibe inside the GOP is Trumps health/mental acuity is in rapid decline, people are on manoeuvres and post-Trump positioning is now the prime driver of behaviour
It is the year 2048. The Lords now outnumber, not just the Commons, but also the electorate. The few remaining commoners are now forced to take turns between voting and sitting as an MP, a task no-one wants because every bill takes over 11 years to pass through the upper chamber.
With the peerages announced today, the Prime Minister has now added more peers than they are removing by scraping the 92 hereditary peers. We need a smaller, elected second chamber where the public, not politicians, decide who joins and who leaves. buff.ly/sxfoF5s
Add your name: Tell the PM - No New Lords!
Enough is enough. We need to put a complete halt to new appointments until the house has been properly reformed.
ers.tools
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
It is the year 2048. The Lords now outnumber, not just the Commons, but also the electorate. The few remaining commoners are now forced to take turns between voting and sitting as an MP, a task no-one wants because every bill takes over 11 years to pass through the upper chamber.
When you want to 3d print 6 women but can only afford 1 STL file and a starter set of acrylic paints
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
When you want to 3d print 6 women but can only afford 1 STL file and a starter set of acrylic paints
Not sure that on demand "So, you know Paul, our Irenes girls, friends cousin? The one with the green Cortina, used to work in the petshop. Well, he was seeing that girls from the hairdressers, the brassy one. No the other brassy one." is really that appealing TBH
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not sure that on demand "So, you know Paul, our Irenes girls, friends cousin? The one with the green Cortina, used to work in the petshop. Well, he was seeing that girls from the hairdressers, the brassy one. No the other brassy one." is really that appealing TBH
Lot of replies misunderstanding Public Interest. It doesn't mean "Interesting to the Public", but that the information is important for the public to know.
In the end though the DOJ position in either interpretation is risible and pathetic.
In the end though the DOJ position in either interpretation is risible and pathetic.
BREAKING: The DOJ has filed its opposition to my motion for expedited processing of the EPSTEIN TRAINING VIDEOS. They're arguing that there's NO WIDESPREAD PUBLIC INTEREST. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-doj-re...
NEW: DOJ Responded to Our Epstein Training Materials Motion, Arguing There's No Public Interest
They also argue that the existence of the training videos doesn't raise any questions about government integrity!
www.muellershewrote.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Lot of replies misunderstanding Public Interest. It doesn't mean "Interesting to the Public", but that the information is important for the public to know.
In the end though the DOJ position in either interpretation is risible and pathetic.
In the end though the DOJ position in either interpretation is risible and pathetic.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
