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Hard Boiled Egg
@perigominas.bsky.social
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Dilettante, but quite good at it because I put the hard yards in. I contain multitudes, it's a shame they don't get on.
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I'm bringing Big Duck Energy to this assignment
A really big dubber duck, like four storey house sized yellow bath time fun big , floating in a harbour. Might be art, don't know and don't want to be judgey .
December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Farage demonstrating on of those things that 'happen between men'
Nigel Farage meets battered UKIP MEP Mike Hookem in hospital and appears to console him with a swift hand job .
December 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Fuck me it's Biffo the Bear from classic British comic book The Beano.
Biffo the bear with his distinct gormless grin and pale face embedded in a dark fur background
December 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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You will be visited by three spirits
A trio of scotch whisky bottles .
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Your back is up against the wall.
All looks lost. Who is coming to save you?
Film stills only, no GIFs #filmsky
A dozen beavers from hundreds of beavers .
December 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Scene from theTV sketch show the smell of reeves and mortimer. Vic and Bob are confronted by a man carrying a baby asking hey got any booze for baby ?
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Architects:
A Ukrainian soldier in a trench, talking over his shoulder to whoever is holding the camera, subtitles say "we are very lucky tht they are so fucking stupid. How so?" .
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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The larger than life "i said ya buy one ya get one free" manic double glazing ad guy
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Late stage transformation of Seth Brundle into The Fly .
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Elon Musk's 'The Young Ones'
Four members of the Reform Party 'yoof wing' . Two lads who might be 22, might be 56. One lad trying to hide his identity under a Make Britain Great Again blue baseball cap, incongruous with his off the peg grey suit, and a lass who thinks she'll up her chances .
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I mean, it worked last time.
Kinda.
Almost indescribable. Donald Trump and some very senior Saudis are gathered around a glowing orb with their hands placed on it like a seance or some sort of low budget first contact science fiction movie .
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Cometh the hour...?
George Osborne, former Conservative Chancellor of the Exchequer, editor in cheif of the London standard and holder of a bunch of other jobs handed to him for no good reason. He is stood in the infamous power stance in front of an over sized union flag, slightly pigeon toed and so giving less power stance, more incontinence pants .
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Irresponsibly posting my position on social media
Screenshot of a google maps image of the Polish peninsula of Hel
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Banana Splits weren't all sweetness and light.
A two panel picture. Top is a still from an early scene in Star Wars, where two stormtroopers are talking to a distinctive alien spy, the Kubaz named Garindan ezz Zavor with his short elephant like snout and goggles. Below is a picture of the Banana Splits, with a circle around Snorky, with his distinctive grey snout and goggles. Wait, what ?
October 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Share someone who looks stylish wearing the colour brown.
Wilfred Bramble rocking brown court shoes, a brown leather belt over a mustard polo neck and brown hotpants with hems, hems I tell you, and finishing off this striking ensemble with knee high beige socks and amber tinted spectacles.
October 22, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Unsolicited Topic pic
Two topic chocolate bars in their wrappers .
October 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Unsolicited Herr Flick Pic
Herr Flick, gestapo officer from BBC comedy Allo Allo .
October 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Unsolicited Dick pic
Tricky Dicky Nixon
October 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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This part readily describes the culture of the white population of the Deep South of the USA. I presume you would welcome restrictions of Alabamans migrating to the UK as a consequence?
Extract from O P image, containing the following text . Elipses dysfunctional societies including those where anti Semitism and other expressions of primitivism brackets child marriage cosanguinity tribal and ethnic violence honour killings close brackets are endemic
October 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Still from the video for"Come to Papa" by aphex Twin. A strange and frightening humanoid figure is stood in front of an old lady and screaming hard enough to blow her hair back. She is visibly flinching which is harly surprising. If it were my Nana she'd lamp him .
October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Can't believe it's been 6 years since the No10 press office released this image of Boris Johnson, which became the centre of a heated debate between those who said he was about to shoot up and those who said he was about to wank off.
Boris Johnson at a desk, there is an open Apple laptop facing away from his and showing who know what depraved images, and disconcertingly a mug with his own picture on it. Behind the mug is a flat bit thick dark shape; could be a leather bound diary, could be a case for an antique German hypodermic syringe. He is in the act of rolling up a sleeve. Is it to expose a vein, or is it to stop jizz getting on his cuff?
October 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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A portrait image of the poet Maya Angelou accompanied by one of her quotes. The quote is "when people show you who they are, believe them the first time" .
September 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Share your favourite black and white film
The iconic image of Toshiro Mufune terrified as arrows hit the wall alongside him at the culmination of Kurosawas throne of blood
September 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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A sign that says "Attention. Titanic the artifact exhibition is currently closed due to water damage. Our apologies for any inconvenience."
September 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Here's an unsolicited Dick pic
Richard Nixon
September 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM