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Pegaroni pegtopia pegasus pegopoly @pegspirate.bsky.social · 13h

“IMMUNITY BUILDING!!!” I yell as I toss food that fell on the floor back onto the baby’s highchair tray, bc we ain’t wasting raspberries in this economy.

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Pegaroni pegtopia pegasus pegopoly @pegspirate.bsky.social · 4d

It has onions, bread and meat juice - so 3 out of the 4 food groups. Therefore part of a well-rounded breakfast.

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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 4d

boo?

a drawing of a little black cat with a ghost costume saying “boo?”

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Pegaroni pegtopia pegasus pegopoly @pegspirate.bsky.social · 7d

Everyone warns you how messy the baby and floor will get when they’re learning how to eat solid foods.

Theres no warning that you will also end up looking like you were caught in the middle of a school cafeteria food fight.

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Pegaroni pegtopia pegasus pegopoly @pegspirate.bsky.social · 11d

As the daughter of a teacher who was a strike leader during the Mike Harris years in Ontario, it’s fitting that my 7mo old’s first political rally will be to support the teachers now striking in Alberta.

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Pegaroni pegtopia pegasus pegopoly @pegspirate.bsky.social · 21d

Neighbourhood kid: Can I pet your dog?
Me: Sure!
K: What kind of dog is she?
Me: No idea, she’s a rescue!
K: She looks like a Dane.* My aunt had a Dane. It died when it was 8. How old is she?
Me: Maybe 6?
K: Probably only has 2 years left before she dies.

*My dog looks nothing like a Dane

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Pegaroni pegtopia pegasus pegopoly @pegspirate.bsky.social · 21d

Don’t make that assumption. My partner tells those kind of jokes and that’s part of why we now have a kid.

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Pegaroni pegtopia pegasus pegopoly @pegspirate.bsky.social · 21d

It’s municipal election time which means trying to figure out which of the 45+ candidates are actually hidden weirdo conspiracy theorists/anti-lgbtq2s+ so I don’t accidentally vote for them.

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Pegaroni pegtopia pegasus pegopoly @pegspirate.bsky.social · 21d

Are you sure you’re not a dad? Like there’s some lil robbie jrs out there running around you don’t know exist?

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Pegaroni pegtopia pegasus pegopoly @pegspirate.bsky.social · 21d

Listening to other moms talk about how hit and miss solids are with their kids, meanwhile my 7mo old is double fisting all food into her mouth, and at one point faceplanted into her highchair tray to get the food into her mouth faster.

Pegaroni pegtopia pegasus pegopoly @pegspirate.bsky.social · 21d

Rob.

Why.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · Mar 10

the perfect wall clock doesn't ex......

Will Riker wall clock where the hour and minute hands are his legs

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Pegaroni pegtopia pegasus pegopoly @pegspirate.bsky.social · 25d

My kiddo has a vibe to maintain.

Pegaroni pegtopia pegasus pegopoly @pegspirate.bsky.social · 25d

“No screentime is best for babies”

Ok but have you considered my child needs to watch and wiggle to The Beyonce Bowl.

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 26d

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

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James W @omgmorejames.bsky.social · 26d

“I’m joining the war on Autism, on the side of Autism” meme with Cyclops from Xmen edited ij

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Pegaroni pegtopia pegasus pegopoly @pegspirate.bsky.social · 26d

“But how can you know if it was never diag-”

My brother in christ, my father was obsessed with trains to the point he turned our family home’s two car garage into a meticulously crafted from scratch representation of the 1950s Niagara Escarpment region’s railways.

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Pegaroni pegtopia pegasus pegopoly @pegspirate.bsky.social · 26d

If my daughter turns out to have autism it is because:
A) I took tylenol during my pregnancy; or
B) That most of my family, including brother, father, mother, grandfather, uncle, cousins, myself and more all have it but have never been properly diagnosed.

Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 26d

I took Tylenol as needed throughout my pregnancy. I am a doctor. I order Tylenol for pregnant women regularly. Tylenol is safe in pregnancy. RFK Jr is ignoring a huge recent well-done study because he doesn't like the answer it gives. There is no causality between Tylenol and autism.

Caroline Dodds Pennock @carolinepennock.bsky.social · 26d

You have no idea how much I despite these anti-science dipshits for making pregnant women terrified of taking (safe, mild, proven) pain relief.

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Pegaroni pegtopia pegasus pegopoly @pegspirate.bsky.social · 26d

RFK jr has never been to a hobby train show and it shows.

The Nana Yaga @nanicoolj.blacksky.app · 26d

I hate to break it to y'all (no I don't) a lot of 70 year old men are autistic, they just disguise it as being "hard working" "an expert" or "religious"

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26d

RFK Jr: I've never seen a case of full-blown autism in a 70-year-old man. You're only seeing it in the kids. It's an epidemic.

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Soraya Nadia McDonald @sorayanadiamcdonald.com · 28d

"performance" being the key word

Perry Bacon @perrybaconjr.bsky.social · 28d

"Debate-me-bro culture, that's not real persuasion. Folks who are interested in this kind of debate-me-bro culture are not interested in persuasion at all. They're interested in the performance of their own intelligence," says @devawo.bsky.social. newrepublic.substack.com/p/is-america...