Paul Garrard
@paulgarrard.bsky.social
Artist. In exile.
Laconic. Flâneur.
Brexit refugee.
Immigrant in France
Atheist/Pacifist/Socialist
I rarely follow big accounts
People who 'don't do politics', grow up. Breathing is a political act.
https://linktr.ee/paulgarrard
Laconic. Flâneur.
Brexit refugee.
Immigrant in France
Atheist/Pacifist/Socialist
I rarely follow big accounts
People who 'don't do politics', grow up. Breathing is a political act.
https://linktr.ee/paulgarrard
Pinned
Paul Garrard
@paulgarrard.bsky.social
· Oct 26
Paul Garrard
Paul Garrard multimedia artist
www.paulgarrard.com
If you would like to know a bit more about my art, my website is the best place to start:
www.paulgarrard.com
www.paulgarrard.com
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When you order chips in a chippy in Manchester, do they put the goo on it or do they ask you first? Asking for a me.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
When you order chips in a chippy in Manchester, do they put the goo on it or do they ask you first? Asking for a me.
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When you go in the loft and discover death juice that you brewed *5 years ago*.
It's a 9% Belgian triple. The fact that we still have some after this long speaks for itself...
DEATH JUICE.
Chinese stew is off the menu. Steak and ale pie is on.
It's a 9% Belgian triple. The fact that we still have some after this long speaks for itself...
DEATH JUICE.
Chinese stew is off the menu. Steak and ale pie is on.
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
When you go in the loft and discover death juice that you brewed *5 years ago*.
It's a 9% Belgian triple. The fact that we still have some after this long speaks for itself...
DEATH JUICE.
Chinese stew is off the menu. Steak and ale pie is on.
It's a 9% Belgian triple. The fact that we still have some after this long speaks for itself...
DEATH JUICE.
Chinese stew is off the menu. Steak and ale pie is on.
😂
Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
😂
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Artists unite for exhibition in Birkenhead www.birkenhead.news/artists-unit...
Artists unite for exhibition in Birkenhead
Some of the region’s finest artists are uniting for a ‘stunning’ free exhibition at Start Yard in Birkenhead from 28 November until 15 January. Daniel Meakin & Friends features seven incredible artist...
www.birkenhead.news
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Artists unite for exhibition in Birkenhead www.birkenhead.news/artists-unit...
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UNMOTIGATOR.
#dada #comicstrips #comicstrip #blackandwhitecomics #dadaist #positiveapathy #blackfriday2025 #buynothing #nihilistmemes
#dada #comicstrips #comicstrip #blackandwhitecomics #dadaist #positiveapathy #blackfriday2025 #buynothing #nihilistmemes
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
My, my what big balls you have Father Christmas.
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
My, my what big balls you have Father Christmas.
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Japanese embroidery artist Hiroko Kubota, known for her work highlighting cats #WomensArt
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Japanese embroidery artist Hiroko Kubota, known for her work highlighting cats #WomensArt
Perhaps journalists could lead by example?
Irony is dead
Sun journalist on the BBC's flagship #Newsnight says Labour's budget is wilfully misleading, outright lying, and that we want honesty from politicians
Sun journalist on the BBC's flagship #Newsnight says Labour's budget is wilfully misleading, outright lying, and that we want honesty from politicians
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Perhaps journalists could lead by example?
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FB reminded me of this
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
FB reminded me of this
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Yuko Murakoshi (b. 1966)
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Yuko Murakoshi (b. 1966)
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Monday's RHLSTP with Osman and Baynton is nearly sold out. BOOK NOW www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Monday's RHLSTP with Osman and Baynton is nearly sold out. BOOK NOW www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...
I'm not a racist but...
Reform has spent £700K on double-page ads in the Telegraph, Times, Sun, Mail, Express & Metro!
#NeverVoteReform
#NeverVoteReform
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I'm not a racist but...
It's not a city and it's in East Suffolk 🤭
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's not a city and it's in East Suffolk 🤭
5 integers that are less than 6 and more than 0.
1
2
3
4
5
1
2
3
4
5
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
5 integers that are less than 6 and more than 0.
1
2
3
4
5
1
2
3
4
5
5 places where everybody is talking about pop music.
New York
London
Paris
Munich
Eastbourne
New York
London
Paris
Munich
Eastbourne
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
5 places where everybody is talking about pop music.
New York
London
Paris
Munich
Eastbourne
New York
London
Paris
Munich
Eastbourne
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Just had dogshit put through the letterbox - a Reform UK letter.
This envelope was enclosed. Royal Mail will bill Reform with each of these envelopes delivered to them.
So I've printed this scan on 100 sheets of cheap paper and chopped them - 300 units - and dropped them in a letterbox.
Crack on.
This envelope was enclosed. Royal Mail will bill Reform with each of these envelopes delivered to them.
So I've printed this scan on 100 sheets of cheap paper and chopped them - 300 units - and dropped them in a letterbox.
Crack on.
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Just had dogshit put through the letterbox - a Reform UK letter.
This envelope was enclosed. Royal Mail will bill Reform with each of these envelopes delivered to them.
So I've printed this scan on 100 sheets of cheap paper and chopped them - 300 units - and dropped them in a letterbox.
Crack on.
This envelope was enclosed. Royal Mail will bill Reform with each of these envelopes delivered to them.
So I've printed this scan on 100 sheets of cheap paper and chopped them - 300 units - and dropped them in a letterbox.
Crack on.
Had my first French sushi tonight. Sort of okay. A little different. I think I'm right in saying that traditionally the Japanese have not utilised dairy products in their food but of course the french can't comprehend a meal without cheese or cream. Cream cheese in sushi doesn't really work.
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Had my first French sushi tonight. Sort of okay. A little different. I think I'm right in saying that traditionally the Japanese have not utilised dairy products in their food but of course the french can't comprehend a meal without cheese or cream. Cream cheese in sushi doesn't really work.
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Anyway from now on we can all legitimately call Reform the "Black Shirts" - given they're flogging them to their actual members.
What an own goal!
Geddit?
What an own goal!
Geddit?
It takes a special kind of right-wing British political party to literally sell black shirts.
Are you going to tell them?
Or shall I?
Are you going to tell them?
Or shall I?
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Anyway from now on we can all legitimately call Reform the "Black Shirts" - given they're flogging them to their actual members.
What an own goal!
Geddit?
What an own goal!
Geddit?
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Black Sheep brewer on brink of calling last orders | Money News | Sky News share.google/tuFQ01KAWcqr...
Black Sheep brewer on brink of calling last orders
Keystone Brewing Group, which also counts Fourpure and Hofmeister among its portfolio, is lining up FRP Advisory as administrator as it races to secure a restructuring or sale, Sky News learns.
share.google
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Black Sheep brewer on brink of calling last orders | Money News | Sky News share.google/tuFQ01KAWcqr...
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When William Blake's birthday falls on #FallFriday, it can only be Jerusalem. It was the fault of government.
The Fall -- Jerusalem - (Live at King George's Hall, Blackburn 22nd September 2002)
YouTube video by Secret Records Limited
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
When William Blake's birthday falls on #FallFriday, it can only be Jerusalem. It was the fault of government.
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The Fall - Container Drivers (Official Video)
YouTube video by edmundoveloso
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Almost done preparing for the #event in #Delaware tomorrow. I forgot how the anticipation of an event is a mixed of emotions but mostly athirst. It’s been long awhile. Not my whole catalog but enough to stun the casual visitor. See you there? #zine #odd #avantgarde #poetry #humorous
#comic #absurd
#comic #absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
SWP making mischief. It clearly states two main things when you sign up to join Your party. One, you can't be a member of another party. Two you have to reside in the UK. If you're in the SWP, then by joining YP, you've broken a cardinal rule and they are right to expel you.
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
SWP making mischief. It clearly states two main things when you sign up to join Your party. One, you can't be a member of another party. Two you have to reside in the UK. If you're in the SWP, then by joining YP, you've broken a cardinal rule and they are right to expel you.