Patrick Seitz
@patrickseitz.bsky.social
ANIME 405, this very weekend! Be there or be square—or if you’re me, be both! 🤣
December 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
ANIME 405, this very weekend! Be there or be square—or if you’re me, be both! 🤣
Riding in a reliquary clinches St. Aquinas a top spot on the passenger princess leaderboard.
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Riding in a reliquary clinches St. Aquinas a top spot on the passenger princess leaderboard.
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
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Tapping the sign again
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Tapping the sign again
How it feels to survive a rainy night-drive to San Diego and get those Cotijas carne asada fries. 🫡
a close up of a person 's hands reaching out to each other .
ALT: a close up of a person 's hands reaching out to each other .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 AM
How it feels to survive a rainy night-drive to San Diego and get those Cotijas carne asada fries. 🫡
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when you lightly touch miette with the side of your foot
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
when you lightly touch miette with the side of your foot
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DAD: Babe, I think the kid has Ovid
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
DAD: Babe, I think the kid has Ovid
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
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This is my favorite part of this cycle we've been repeating for my entire adult life: when they sit backwards on the chair for some real talk and explain that you're a fucking peasant who doesn't understand how things work.
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is my favorite part of this cycle we've been repeating for my entire adult life: when they sit backwards on the chair for some real talk and explain that you're a fucking peasant who doesn't understand how things work.
Her: You better not be Big Head Mode from NFL Blitz when I get back.
Me:
Me:
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Her: You better not be Big Head Mode from NFL Blitz when I get back.
Me:
Me:
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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zohran high school host club
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
zohran high school host club
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At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.
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I bet he can pronounce it now
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I bet he can pronounce it now
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Y'know, I'm starting to think that voters might be just a *little* unhappy about all the fascism and deadly incompetence.
Call it a hunch.
Call it a hunch.
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Y'know, I'm starting to think that voters might be just a *little* unhappy about all the fascism and deadly incompetence.
Call it a hunch.
Call it a hunch.
And not a moment longer. 💕
I just wish Dick Cheney could’ve been here to see this today 😢 ❤️😢
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
And not a moment longer. 💕
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"it's inevitable" has never struck me as a compelling argument for AI. never seen a genuinely useful technology ushered in with the enthusiasm of a tired mom coming to terms with the fact that her kids are going to pick up foot fungus at a community pool.
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"it's inevitable" has never struck me as a compelling argument for AI. never seen a genuinely useful technology ushered in with the enthusiasm of a tired mom coming to terms with the fact that her kids are going to pick up foot fungus at a community pool.
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Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
@primogenitor34.bsky.social did such a great job on this Ragna artwork! I can’t wait for you guys to see it in person. 👍
Vector illustration commission for @patrickseitz.bsky.social, the English VA for Ragna the Bloodedge 🩸🔪
#blazblue #art
#blazblue #art
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
@primogenitor34.bsky.social did such a great job on this Ragna artwork! I can’t wait for you guys to see it in person. 👍
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
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Failure to return the shopping cart to one of the cart returns if you are able is a sign of someone who does not value the social contract.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Failure to return the shopping cart to one of the cart returns if you are able is a sign of someone who does not value the social contract.
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BIG NEWS: The cluckin' cool Patrick Seitz will be the English voice of our red-combed hero, Keiji! 🐔
You might remember Patrick from his incredible roles as:
▪️ Dio in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
▪️ Franky in One Piece
We're stoked! 😍 #RoosterFighter
You might remember Patrick from his incredible roles as:
▪️ Dio in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
▪️ Franky in One Piece
We're stoked! 😍 #RoosterFighter
October 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
BIG NEWS: The cluckin' cool Patrick Seitz will be the English voice of our red-combed hero, Keiji! 🐔
You might remember Patrick from his incredible roles as:
▪️ Dio in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
▪️ Franky in One Piece
We're stoked! 😍 #RoosterFighter
You might remember Patrick from his incredible roles as:
▪️ Dio in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
▪️ Franky in One Piece
We're stoked! 😍 #RoosterFighter
“My backup…? *What* backup…?!”
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
“My backup…? *What* backup…?!”
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The best thing Kimmel could do right now is do what the Right does when it is deplatformed: replatform yourself on another service, go live, and dunk on the administration harder than ABC would ever have allowed him to. Go full South Park on them. Do an hour on Patel lying under oath about Epstein.
September 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The best thing Kimmel could do right now is do what the Right does when it is deplatformed: replatform yourself on another service, go live, and dunk on the administration harder than ABC would ever have allowed him to. Go full South Park on them. Do an hour on Patel lying under oath about Epstein.