I am Patrick's Sports Angst
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Random explosions of gopher sports and shit posts. Pasquale rhymes with trolley.
Random explosions of gopher sports and shit posts. Pasquale rhymes with trolley.
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Go and make all the Jaden Happy memes your heart desires and post them
(if you can't see this address yet, its still promulgating through the internet so you can use this in the mean time federal-way-g5gbh.ondigitalocean.app )
That's not a tie up?
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
That's not a tie up?
This game is coming down to one shot even after the gophers gave up 30 extra possessions to Stanford between turnovers and offensive rebounds
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This game is coming down to one shot even after the gophers gave up 30 extra possessions to Stanford between turnovers and offensive rebounds
You have the possession arrow, grab the and if you foul it's still fine.
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
You have the possession arrow, grab the and if you foul it's still fine.
Call a timeout? You have 3 of them
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Call a timeout? You have 3 of them
I'm going to lose my mind or stop watching if this team continues to be this turnover prone
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I'm going to lose my mind or stop watching if this team continues to be this turnover prone
Reynolds is waaay too loose with the ball to be a primary
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Reynolds is waaay too loose with the ball to be a primary
9 turnovers already, leading to 19 points off turnovers for Stanford
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
9 turnovers already, leading to 19 points off turnovers for Stanford
For some reason Minnesota continues to have Reynolds handle the ball instead of asuma and he's made some really awful turnovers here
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
For some reason Minnesota continues to have Reynolds handle the ball instead of asuma and he's made some really awful turnovers here
10 offensive rebounds for Stanford in the first half. Likely the reason they are within three at half having taken 11 more shots.
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
10 offensive rebounds for Stanford in the first half. Likely the reason they are within three at half having taken 11 more shots.
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As blunt as it may seem, the reality is that for Americans to have a functional domestic or international setup for them requires that they simply stop electing Republicans.
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
As blunt as it may seem, the reality is that for Americans to have a functional domestic or international setup for them requires that they simply stop electing Republicans.
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Memphis has had the ball for 3:21 in the second half
There’s only 5:53 left lolllllll
There’s only 5:53 left lolllllll
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Memphis has had the ball for 3:21 in the second half
There’s only 5:53 left lolllllll
There’s only 5:53 left lolllllll
Gophers starting to get buckets and set their defense waaay out from the basket. Stanford stsrting to struggle to get good looks.
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Gophers starting to get buckets and set their defense waaay out from the basket. Stanford stsrting to struggle to get good looks.
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Chauncey Willis really having a rough first 5 minutes here.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Chauncey Willis really having a rough first 5 minutes here.
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I found this terribly sad. A young woman with her life ahead of her, and she becomes one of the last American victims of the Long War.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I found this terribly sad. A young woman with her life ahead of her, and she becomes one of the last American victims of the Long War.
Dan dickau, can't wait
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Dan dickau, can't wait
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They’re going to take anyone they can get their hands on. They’re evil, folks!
"They had submitted extensive paperwork and paid fees. The foreign spouses had been fingerprinted and passed medical exams. None had criminal records. None had entered the country illegally. They had already been granted employment authorization." www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
They’re going to take anyone they can get their hands on. They’re evil, folks!
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It’s almost time for Chiefs Cowboys.
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It’s almost time for Chiefs Cowboys.
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My face when I saw the turkey come out of the oven today
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My face when I saw the turkey come out of the oven today
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For software developers: there's currently a highly sophisticated hacking group targeting developers with backdoored coding skills tests. They typically take the form of large source codes specific to your skillset. Please email any suspicious code to me on: [email protected]
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November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
For software developers: there's currently a highly sophisticated hacking group targeting developers with backdoored coding skills tests. They typically take the form of large source codes specific to your skillset. Please email any suspicious code to me on: [email protected]
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