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Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 4h

Two guys on the train meme and there's a giant sleeping cat leaning against the train

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Pasta Paradox 𓅣 @pastaparadox.bsky.social · 2h

Did he accidentally unplug his mic, or did his "friends" unplug it for him, cuz he's always yapping on coms?

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Pasta Paradox 𓅣 @pastaparadox.bsky.social · 2h

I love the Old Man Markley cover

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Dec 25

by Alan Saunders in the Cow Tools Sophisticationposting group on facebook

This is just to say
I have misunderstood
the cow tools
that were on
the table

and which
you were probably
saving
for an amusing cartoon

Forgive me
they are crude
so incomprehensible
and lack something in sophistication

(apologies to William Carlos Williams)

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Marc Hedlund @marcprecipice.bsky.social · 5h

Another fantastic piece on this topic.

Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 5h

www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Democrats Can't Blame Trans People for Their Own Failures

Despite the attempts by so many in the party's establishment to paint trans rights as a toxic issue, transphobia was soundly rejected across the country this week.

www.thenation.com

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Pasta Paradox 𓅣 @pastaparadox.bsky.social · 14h

Oh hell yes

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Pasta Paradox 𓅣 @pastaparadox.bsky.social · 15h

This one was so hard to wrap my mind around. It opened it's top jaw vertically up, and it's bottom beyond vertically down. I wish I took a video rather than a series of stills.

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Pasta Paradox 𓅣 @pastaparadox.bsky.social · 16h

Let me get this straight. Heat dissipation is the hardest part of space, AND the hardest part of data centers, so their solution is to put data centers in space.

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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 23h

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · Aug 15

The White House posted an insane video of the police arresting the sandwich guy in a safe and wealthy neighborhood.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23h

the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears

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Pasta Paradox 𓅣 @pastaparadox.bsky.social · 23h

One time at work we were receiving a $50,000 piece of machinery and the rigging crew knocked it over. I bounced outta that room so fast.

Micah @rincewind.run · 1d

the speed at which RFK books it out of there is incredible

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end

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I said abolish and I fucking meant it @astridoverthere.bsky.social · 1d

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 1d

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 1d

This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.

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Mark Misoshnik 🏴 @misoshnik.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone else is doing a crash out thread so I’m joining the fold with this beautifully dramatic nonsense

Lizzy Savetsky @ LizzySavetsky
X.com
This will get ugly. We will feel the hits and we will answer boldly and unapologetically.
Prepare, protect, and pray.
Mark my words: this is only the beginning of the vicious storm that will rage through our great nation. Buckle up.

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 2d

we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate

INTERESTING TIMES
WITH ROSS DOUTHAT
Mamdani's Victory Is Less Significant Than
You Think

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Mamdani: "My message to ICE agents & to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate it, you must be held accountable. There is sadly a sense growing that certain people are allowed to violate that law, whether they be POTUS or ICE agents."