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Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · Nov 18

My GEMS Lifestyle

Grow [emotional intelligence]
Eat [to savor]
Move [to challenge the mind]
Socialize [to complete the above]

If one of the four is out of alignment, the other three will fall in time

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 12h

I'm so sad Rodolfo is out of #Bigs
This backyard ultra world championship has been a roller coaster of emotion 😭

Ultra runner Rodolfo Ramirez DNFs after lap 89, didn't make it back in time
He took a few moments to thank everyone

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Jeff 💀 @gojeffgo.com · 1d

You can go for a nice walk at lunch or you can go to the National Archives Catalog website and type in "Halloween."

Photographer: LAURA BAGNELL
Description: ADMINISTRATION BUILDING EMPLOYEES IN HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
Date: This item was produced or created on October 31, 1985.

Photographer: LAURA BAGNELL
Description: EMPLOYEES & LEWIS LITTLE FOLKS IN HALLOWEEN COSTUME
Coverage: Cleveland, Ohio
Dates: This item was produced or created on October 31, 1985.

Secretary's Halloween Party
Photographer: Neshan H Naltchayan
Dates:
The creator compiled or maintained the parent series, Digital Photographs Relating to Agency Officials, Events, and Activities, between August 25, 1997–June 25, 2009.

President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama welcome local children and children of military families to trick-or-treat during a Halloween event on the South Lawn of the White House, Oct. 30, 2015. They greet a child in a popemobile.
Dates: This item was produced or created on October 30, 2015.

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Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 1d

Another one bites the dust 😔

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 1d

I continue to "torture" my husband this year by having niche ultra running event livestreams on the tv

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 5d

I whispered "Oh god" before chuckling and pressing that like button 😆

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 8d

Maybe I left a little out there, but I didn't hit the wall.
I felt so positive the whole time.
The last 5k? That's a cool down run, I got this.

Thanks to a porta break, I came in just after 5 hours so I'll still call this a sub 5 effort 🙌

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 8d

It's been over 24 hours since I finished and I'm just writing in my running journal still processing it all.

Doing a marathon was really amazing. Once I got past my longest training distance I was caught off guard by how good I felt despite the heat.

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Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 10d

There should be sit down only porta-potties.
So many can't aim for shit 🤢🤢🤢

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 10d

RIP Diane Keaton
My favourite picture of her where everyone else is giving it their best Blue Steel & she looks like she’s just wandered in off the street looking super cool.
She was allowed to wear her own clothes & her wonderful personality shines out.
What a unique talent & human being.

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Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 10d

I'm so full of food and it feels early but if I'm supposed to be asleep by 8pm I guess this is right

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 11d

You got this!!

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Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 11d

That was an amazing mile race to watch 🤩 #athlos2025

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 13d

I have traveled forward in time

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 15d

I actually think it hurts my eyes a little
I'll circle back on this in a week

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 15d

Finally updated to iOS26 and brother ewwwww what did they do??? This looks like ass on my 13 mini 🫢

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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 17d

Congratulations to everyone running in the most beautiful urban marathon in America today! Hope and I crushed the 10 mile.

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Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 16d

The Twin Cities Marathon coverage left a lot to be desired
I get it, they just want to give air time to stories and charities but that's not my why

All I want is one feed covering female elites supplemented with male elites

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Abby Denton @abbydenton.com · 18d

In a lot of ways, Casablanca is the ultimate cuckold movie

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vestenet (full of bones) @vestenet.bsky.social · 19d

pretty incredible how trans people asking for basic human decency causes months-long crashouts from people with some of the cushiest jobs imaginable. we are so powerful

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Jens von Bergmann @jensvb.bsky.social · 19d

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Tanner Johnson @tannertrue.bsky.social · 19d

Behold! The duality of man.

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Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 19d

Shrek is being removed from Netflix at the end of the month for being about targeting a population for removal
/s but really tho

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 24d

This feels like it was on purpose 😆
Fukamachi ➡️ Fuck(up)amachi #TheSummitOfTheGods

Was it a typo? Panel from The Summit of the Gods vol4 featuring a curse in the character's name

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 24d

For real, and then I have on the Mammoth200 ultrarun livestream on the tv
It's going to be hard to leave the house today

Parker☕️👟💸 @parkerparmenter.bsky.social · 24d

I bought Summit of the Gods way back when it was recommended on @mangasplaining.bsky.social
I started it last night, I'm already on volume 3

If nothing else, it's a great list of peaks to visit in Japan

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