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Paraster
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I make videos on PBS cartoons and maybe video games. Number one Star Fox Command stan. (He/him.)
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collar gate is the latest instance of a trumped-up non-issue blossoming into a large-scale psychosis event – and possibly the dumbest. it's also the modern internet doing exactly what it was engineered to do
Hey, PlayStation?

If you're gonna give a notification about "ending PS4 support," MAKE SURE IT MENTIONS YOU'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT GENSHIN IMPACT
There is apparently nothing funnier to me than a pride flag appearing behind a character while "BIG SHOT" blares.
how does bubsy keep coming back
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Down with enemies to lovers

Up with lovers pretending to be enemies
I did eventually download it but only played a couple games before my computer died. I haven't redownloaded it on the new one lol
I already tweaked the sprite a little lol
Me when Incineroar and co. were shown off for the first time.
I wasn't sure if I'd keep my little bat-mimiga avatar thing after the Cave Story video, but then I made this "scared" sprite and I think they're here to stay.
The nice thing about making my videos on my own is that I can name my files whatever I want since no one else'll need to parse them.

This image has the filename "oreo cheesecake."
Still can't top "sea

borgium sea"
WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT MANY ASSIST TROPHIES SCROOGE
*deletes Dhelmise and puts Chikorita in hell*

Incoherent; you will be laughed out of academia.
Never mind I think he said "CRT" not "CAT"
Oh god Cat Friend theory just got a huge boost
WE FINALY KNOW WHY THE FILENAME OF SANS THEME IS "MUSCLE"|
Playing Battle for the Grid story mode.

Chapter 10 is UTTERLY MISERABLE; why are the CPUs able to lock you into 50-hit combos???
Yes, the cheaper cardboard model helps, but WHY ARE YOU NOT ALLOWED TO JUST PLAY NON-3D VERSIONS OF THE GAMES WITH THE SWITCH ALONE
Nintendo: "We're releasing Virtual Boy games for the first time!"

Me: "Uh...sure? Could be a fun novelty--"

Nintendo: "You can't play them without a special peripheral."

Me: "...okay, you're DELIBERATELY testing customers' patience, aren't you?"
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Much like with many things, two things can be true:

A) We need to stop stigmatizing porn and be less puritans about sexual stuff

B) Y'all mf need to stop associating everything with porn! Kill the irony poisoning that leads to "the punchline is porn".
I just want to use this moment to complain about my biggest gripe in today's Nintendo Direct.

My friend and so many others saw Ditto transforming into a human and immediately the first thing they can think of is porn. I even got jokes from said friend saying "they just unleashed pandora's box".
If Pokemon Legends Z-A doesn't have abilities, my chances of playing it go from 5% to 0.001%.

Without abilities, Mega Evolutions are far more boring gameplay-wise.
I kinda wish I was a Homestuck fan; melting my brain with confused hype would be a good distraction from waiting for my new computer.
Toby Fox is voicing John Egbert in the official HOMESTUCK animated pilot by Spindlehorse! ...wait, WHAT?

#homestuck
My laptop broke a couple days ago, Wendy's; misfortune already hit.