Phil
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Phil
@papermache.bsky.social
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"When you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head you know, the way you put their hand over [their head]," ... "Like, 'Don’t hit their head and they’ve just killed somebody, don’t hit their head.' I said, 'You can take the hand away, OK?'

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Trump to police: 'Please don't be too nice' to suspects
He made the comments during a speech to law enforcement officers today.
abcnews.go.com
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According to an internal memo from the Department of Agriculture, the Trump administration is refusing to use contingency funds to pay for food stamps during the government shutdown and won't reimburse states next month if they cover the expenses. www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/9a6bp...
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I get why Republicans got mad at her, it was their guy she targeted, but the fact that Dems joined in to condemn her for what was an art display has always been mountains of bullshit, that I have always disagreed with.
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Here is a conversation a lot of people don’t want to have: @kathygriffin.bsky.social was more courageous than most of them by far and paid more heavily for speaking out.

She is owed a lot of apologies.
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I've made this observation elsewhere, and it doesn't look like I'll be stopping any time soon: We are in this mess due in significant part to the determination of Democrats to appear at all costs to be "reasonable."

("Reasonable" generally translates into seeking common ground with the egregious.)
(((is she gone?)))
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Madame, if you were my girlfriend/wife in a horror movie, I would believe you.
I don't know if I can trust his judgement about attacking cartels when he thinks "right now" that Portland, Oregon is burning.
Mystic Pizza

Fried Green Tomatoes

American Pie

Like Water for Chocolate

Am I doing this right?
Duncan Hines replies: "Fine - I'll get takeout."
Ripping your life apart? Really - did they threaten to send you to El Salvador, or Uganda? Who would you punch?
Why does Trump have no billionaire buddies in Portland, Oregon? I suppose the President could send Jr Trump to assess just how much of Portland is burning.
Did Facebook kill the weekly bridge club?
R.C. Rice has smoke blown in his face and blames the wrong person.
"Did your mom leave? Are you sure?"
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"No, we're not giving it to the dog either. He might choke."
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"Yes, her heart's in the right place. No, she is never watching little Robert unsupervised."
"Stations of the Cross" only the stations document his corruption and murderous decisions.
Sandra Yi Barker: "Reports . . . . are completely false. By completely false, I mean that there is some truth to these claims, more than I may talk about at this time."
Interviewer: "Mr Speaker, do you recognize this voice?"
Voice, distorted by software: "I'd like to get to work."
Speaker Johnson: "I'm afraid I don't."
Adelita Grijalva walks out. "What about now, sir?"
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It is absolutely not the Epstein Ballroom, don't put it in print that it is the Epstein Ballroom. Trump would not like it if you did call it the Epstein Ballroom, because it just isn't.
Epstein Ballroom. That's what it is.
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
Affirmations - but only full retail size, not the so-called "fun size" affirmations.
Dear Chatbot
Will you go with me to the prom?
Your obedient servant
Phil