tophie
@palmerpink.bsky.social
gay, nerdy, really quite something...
nice vibes, mostly well behaved
occasional poet 🤷♂️
Washington DC adjacent, he/him
linktr.ee/palmerpink
nice vibes, mostly well behaved
occasional poet 🤷♂️
Washington DC adjacent, he/him
linktr.ee/palmerpink
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tophie
@palmerpink.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Reintroduction thread:
name: Tophie
pronouns: he/him
location: DC
interests: video games, board games, queer stuff, running a nonprofit for all three of those interests 😉, plus philosophy, literature, and being the biggest doofus you know
vocation: property management (don't worry: I hate it too 🤣)
name: Tophie
pronouns: he/him
location: DC
interests: video games, board games, queer stuff, running a nonprofit for all three of those interests 😉, plus philosophy, literature, and being the biggest doofus you know
vocation: property management (don't worry: I hate it too 🤣)
ah, yes, negative zero degrees, my absolute favorite number of degrees
So cold out that it's broken the concept of zero
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
ah, yes, negative zero degrees, my absolute favorite number of degrees
it's ok, everybody: I borrowed a much bigger crockpot from my neighbors. success!! 🥰
I fear my slow cooker isn't big enough... I still gotta add two boxes of pasta and a bunch of sauce later 😬
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
it's ok, everybody: I borrowed a much bigger crockpot from my neighbors. success!! 🥰
well fuck you too, I guess... 😭 I'm just here trying to obsessively track my package so I can play with these earbuds as soon as they're delivered, but apparently NOT TODAY 😤
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
well fuck you too, I guess... 😭 I'm just here trying to obsessively track my package so I can play with these earbuds as soon as they're delivered, but apparently NOT TODAY 😤
I fear my slow cooker isn't big enough... I still gotta add two boxes of pasta and a bunch of sauce later 😬
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I fear my slow cooker isn't big enough... I still gotta add two boxes of pasta and a bunch of sauce later 😬
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Kinda love being a big ole queer
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Kinda love being a big ole queer
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If dragging the world down into despair was an image.
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM
If dragging the world down into despair was an image.
I spent way too long working on my board game geek profile today, and still feel like I have so little to show for it 😭
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I spent way too long working on my board game geek profile today, and still feel like I have so little to show for it 😭
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Trust me, there are other magical realms to explore that will offer just as much escape and comfort.
It's time to let it go.
It's time to let it go.
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Trust me, there are other magical realms to explore that will offer just as much escape and comfort.
It's time to let it go.
It's time to let it go.
for the record: fuck Charizard, lol
I NEED the pokemon company to know, when they do a merch collab and only make merch featuring the kanto staters, they aren’t appealing to pokemon fans, they are appealing to nostalgia fans and if it doesn’t sell well, that’s why.
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
for the record: fuck Charizard, lol
DID YOU KNOW THAT—?
NOW YOU KNOW....
NOW YOU KNOW....
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
DID YOU KNOW THAT—?
NOW YOU KNOW....
NOW YOU KNOW....
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This is why the arts and humanities matter so very, very much.
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This is why the arts and humanities matter so very, very much.
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I NEED the pokemon company to know, when they do a merch collab and only make merch featuring the kanto staters, they aren’t appealing to pokemon fans, they are appealing to nostalgia fans and if it doesn’t sell well, that’s why.
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I NEED the pokemon company to know, when they do a merch collab and only make merch featuring the kanto staters, they aren’t appealing to pokemon fans, they are appealing to nostalgia fans and if it doesn’t sell well, that’s why.
and, memorably, entirely pie faced 😌
(we used to be a country. a proper country. where vile bigots got pies to the face 😤)
(we used to be a country. a proper country. where vile bigots got pies to the face 😤)
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
and, memorably, entirely pie faced 😌
(we used to be a country. a proper country. where vile bigots got pies to the face 😤)
(we used to be a country. a proper country. where vile bigots got pies to the face 😤)
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good morning nutcrackers
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
good morning nutcrackers
I bought sooo many board games at PAX Unplugged last weekend, and I'm already lining up more online to order this weekend... help 🥴
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I bought sooo many board games at PAX Unplugged last weekend, and I'm already lining up more online to order this weekend... help 🥴
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It's funny I don't remember this being the take during the Biden presidency
Snappy take from the Washington Post.
tl;dr: inflation bad.
tl;dr: inflation bad.
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It's funny I don't remember this being the take during the Biden presidency
post something random or you'll have an awful december
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
post something random or you'll have an awful december
I was trying on clothes for the various gatherings this weekend, and realizing how much weight I've unfortunately gained bc aaaalll of my button downs need to be open with an undershirt, and you best believe that had me spiraling a bit last night 😞
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I was trying on clothes for the various gatherings this weekend, and realizing how much weight I've unfortunately gained bc aaaalll of my button downs need to be open with an undershirt, and you best believe that had me spiraling a bit last night 😞
i'm trying to fill in my to-do list with all the shit i wanna do today/this week, and i'm just pulling the worst blank imaginable 😡
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i'm trying to fill in my to-do list with all the shit i wanna do today/this week, and i'm just pulling the worst blank imaginable 😡
I haven't listened to Regina Spektor in over a decade, but then YouTube Music was like, "what if you did?" 👀
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I haven't listened to Regina Spektor in over a decade, but then YouTube Music was like, "what if you did?" 👀
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Gay men making stuffing sex jokes on Thanksgiving?
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Gay men making stuffing sex jokes on Thanksgiving?
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AI is going to use up all of our power and water, and all because tech bros are upset that no matter how much money they have, they will never have artistic talent. Why couldn’t they just invest in a Broadway show like normal rich people
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
AI is going to use up all of our power and water, and all because tech bros are upset that no matter how much money they have, they will never have artistic talent. Why couldn’t they just invest in a Broadway show like normal rich people
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ok first of all how dare you
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
ok first of all how dare you