Pablo Allelli
@pallelli.bsky.social
A socialist Welsh Woke person living in England who hopes that we will soon rejoin the EU.
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They would never let me into this country if I weren't already here
In addition to 5 years of social media history, CBP would also require tourists to provide all phone numbers used over that period, any email addresses used in the past decade, DNA and iris scans, and the names, addresses, birthdates and birthplaces of family members
Including children
Including children
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
They would never let me into this country if I weren't already here
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BREAKING: Trump nor Charlie Kirk won Time Person of the Year!
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
BREAKING: Trump nor Charlie Kirk won Time Person of the Year!
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This is urgent. Please remove Trump from office. He is totally insane.
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This is urgent. Please remove Trump from office. He is totally insane.
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Nothing says "smash the political establishment" quite like begging the Prime Minister to put your mates in the unelected House of Lords.
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Nothing says "smash the political establishment" quite like begging the Prime Minister to put your mates in the unelected House of Lords.
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I was intensely annoyed that the cat vomited spectacularly (and wetly) all over my Sibley bird guide, until I realized that the guide had acted as a dam and saved my laptop.
I would give the noble Sibley a Viking funeral but it’s too soggy.
I would give the noble Sibley a Viking funeral but it’s too soggy.
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I was intensely annoyed that the cat vomited spectacularly (and wetly) all over my Sibley bird guide, until I realized that the guide had acted as a dam and saved my laptop.
I would give the noble Sibley a Viking funeral but it’s too soggy.
I would give the noble Sibley a Viking funeral but it’s too soggy.
Just why? It's this sort of waste of money that speaks volumes as to why the railways shouldn't be re-nationalised.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Branding and logo for Great British Railways unveiled
The new red, white and blue branding mirrors the colours of the Union Flag, and will start to appear from next year.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just why? It's this sort of waste of money that speaks volumes as to why the railways shouldn't be re-nationalised.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda.
Your Bretwalda is pleased to announce that The Attack Womble of Death is to receive the inaugural Wülferhampton Peace Prize.
Your Bretwalda is pleased to announce that The Attack Womble of Death is to receive the inaugural Wülferhampton Peace Prize.
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda.
Your Bretwalda is pleased to announce that The Attack Womble of Death is to receive the inaugural Wülferhampton Peace Prize.
Your Bretwalda is pleased to announce that The Attack Womble of Death is to receive the inaugural Wülferhampton Peace Prize.
The FIFA world cup draw “show” is even more nauseating than I could have imagined. Why the F are they giving the orange baby a peace prize. We do things much better here in the UK. Just a bag with some numbered balls, and a couple of ex- players to make the draw. Simple, and to the point.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The FIFA world cup draw “show” is even more nauseating than I could have imagined. Why the F are they giving the orange baby a peace prize. We do things much better here in the UK. Just a bag with some numbered balls, and a couple of ex- players to make the draw. Simple, and to the point.
"A baby seal walks into a bar...", I'm sure there's a joke there. Something to do with clubbing? (Don't worry, I'm referencing a satirical skit from spitting images (c1990) that was mocking fishermen who had reportedly clubbed baby seals to death - I know, horrible).
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
A baby seal walks into a bar ...
A bar in Richmond, New Zealand had a surprise visitor when the marine mammal popped in.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"A baby seal walks into a bar...", I'm sure there's a joke there. Something to do with clubbing? (Don't worry, I'm referencing a satirical skit from spitting images (c1990) that was mocking fishermen who had reportedly clubbed baby seals to death - I know, horrible).
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Why does this keep happening? I'm sure there must be mobile phone apps out there that will give a loud audible warning if a high vehicle tries to drive down the wrong road. The tech could even be fitted to a bus or lorry, so that the driver wouldn't have to remember.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Children hurt as roof of school bus ripped off by Coppull bridge
Among the injured is a boy, 8, who has been taken to hospital with a
www.bbc.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Why does this keep happening? I'm sure there must be mobile phone apps out there that will give a loud audible warning if a high vehicle tries to drive down the wrong road. The tech could even be fitted to a bus or lorry, so that the driver wouldn't have to remember.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Received a 'survey' from Farage's Reform Party. Started to fill it in, telling them what I thought of them but recycled it and have instead posted back a selection of pizza menus and the local Green Party newsletter. It is over 100g so hopefully they have to pay a surcharge on top. Cunts.
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Received a 'survey' from Farage's Reform Party. Started to fill it in, telling them what I thought of them but recycled it and have instead posted back a selection of pizza menus and the local Green Party newsletter. It is over 100g so hopefully they have to pay a surcharge on top. Cunts.
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Leave it to the Trump administration to commit war crimes when there is no actual war happening..
apnews.com/article/hegs...
apnews.com/article/hegs...
Hegseth cites 'fog of war' in defending follow-on strike on alleged drug boat
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth cited the “fog of war” in defending a follow-up strike on an alleged drug-carrying boat in the Caribbean Sea earlier this year.
apnews.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Leave it to the Trump administration to commit war crimes when there is no actual war happening..
apnews.com/article/hegs...
apnews.com/article/hegs...
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Gullis has joined the Farage party. Now I know why they’re called Reform. It’s a party reformed with all the former Tory rejects, has-beens, and old bits of offal; the party’s the culinary equivalent of a doner kebab. Looks appealing 6 🥴pints later, but the next morning, a deeply regrettable idea🤢.
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Gullis has joined the Farage party. Now I know why they’re called Reform. It’s a party reformed with all the former Tory rejects, has-beens, and old bits of offal; the party’s the culinary equivalent of a doner kebab. Looks appealing 6 🥴pints later, but the next morning, a deeply regrettable idea🤢.
I see deputy dog king is all concerned about poorly Gazan kids, maybe he should say something about the bastards that are directly responsible, (the ones who bombed the hospitals), for their suffering.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Prince of Wales pays visit to severely ill children from Gaza
The Prince of Wales visits a number of severely ill children from Gaza being treated by the NHS.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I see deputy dog king is all concerned about poorly Gazan kids, maybe he should say something about the bastards that are directly responsible, (the ones who bombed the hospitals), for their suffering.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
There is stupid, and then there's West Ham's Lucas Paquetá. A yellow card for dissent, then he quickly get's a second one, and hence a red, for complaining to the ref about the first. And to do that on what was a very emotional day for the Hammers is unbelievable.
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
There is stupid, and then there's West Ham's Lucas Paquetá. A yellow card for dissent, then he quickly get's a second one, and hence a red, for complaining to the ref about the first. And to do that on what was a very emotional day for the Hammers is unbelievable.
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Maybe he's decided to try and win the Nobel War Prize? 🤔
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Maybe he's decided to try and win the Nobel War Prize? 🤔
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The deranged madman now threatens to blow up commercial airliners flying in and out of Venezuela.
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The deranged madman now threatens to blow up commercial airliners flying in and out of Venezuela.
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I've been watching Prisoner 951, a dramatisation of the incarceration of Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe. I'm finding it extremely hard to watch a woman being sp subjugated. It's a difficult watch.
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I've been watching Prisoner 951, a dramatisation of the incarceration of Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe. I'm finding it extremely hard to watch a woman being sp subjugated. It's a difficult watch.
What the actual. Government is to ban asylum seekers from using taxis [for medical appointments]. The problem isn't with the taxi rides, it's with the broken system that means that asylum seekers have to travel many miles to see a GP, even though they are housed in towns and cities.
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
What the actual. Government is to ban asylum seekers from using taxis [for medical appointments]. The problem isn't with the taxi rides, it's with the broken system that means that asylum seekers have to travel many miles to see a GP, even though they are housed in towns and cities.
Most odd. Danger of solar flares means some (possibly a lot) of Airbus A320s will be grounded. I say most odd, because 35 years ago I helped with the type approval testing of one of it's computers. You'd thought that if this was an issue, it would have come to light years ago.
tinyurl.com/y6yuwade
tinyurl.com/y6yuwade
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November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Most odd. Danger of solar flares means some (possibly a lot) of Airbus A320s will be grounded. I say most odd, because 35 years ago I helped with the type approval testing of one of it's computers. You'd thought that if this was an issue, it would have come to light years ago.
tinyurl.com/y6yuwade
tinyurl.com/y6yuwade
For once a lovely news story. A couple meet on a TV dating show, fall in love with each other, and 34 years on, they're still happily married.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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The Blind Date couple who married in front of millions
Sue and Alex Tatham became the first couple who met on Blind Date to get married. They reflect on a life together 40 years after the show first broadcast.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
For once a lovely news story. A couple meet on a TV dating show, fall in love with each other, and 34 years on, they're still happily married.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
For some stupid reason, the weather widget on my newish phone is saying it's -2°C, when in fact it's a relatively balmy 13°C, and it is connected to the internet, so I've no idea why.
Current METAR from nearby Brize Norton.
EGVN 271620Z 20009KT 9999 BKN010 13/12 Q1010 NOSIG RMK GRN GRN
Current METAR from nearby Brize Norton.
EGVN 271620Z 20009KT 9999 BKN010 13/12 Q1010 NOSIG RMK GRN GRN
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
For some stupid reason, the weather widget on my newish phone is saying it's -2°C, when in fact it's a relatively balmy 13°C, and it is connected to the internet, so I've no idea why.
Current METAR from nearby Brize Norton.
EGVN 271620Z 20009KT 9999 BKN010 13/12 Q1010 NOSIG RMK GRN GRN
Current METAR from nearby Brize Norton.
EGVN 271620Z 20009KT 9999 BKN010 13/12 Q1010 NOSIG RMK GRN GRN
As if there weren't already enough reasons not to visit the USA, Trump has now imposed a $100 surcharge on visiting the most popular national parks. I feel sorry for the hotel and restaurant workers who will suffer as a result of this stupid tax.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
US hikes national park fees for foreigners to put 'American families first'
Non-residents will soon have to pay $100 per person to enter 11 of the United States' most popular parks.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
As if there weren't already enough reasons not to visit the USA, Trump has now imposed a $100 surcharge on visiting the most popular national parks. I feel sorry for the hotel and restaurant workers who will suffer as a result of this stupid tax.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...