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Gay, it/she, and itchy
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So there’s someone on TikTok who is doing a MALORT ADVENT CALENDAR and I just need y’all to also see this. We’re only 4 days in and I’m slightly concerned how easy this person just drinks Malort. 😳

www.tiktok.com/@hartnedy_za...
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Joe Rogan: I don’t think you’re supposed to smoke that much DMT at once, big guy.

Zeratul: Do not fear, Joe Rogan, I have tread the path through the Void many times.
December 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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the hater's council just vetoed this actually.

"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.

"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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When writing this piece, I kept thinking back to this Instagram post I saw from a trans woman the other day. This is what I'm talking about. Watch this:
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Ok I lied this is actually my most woke opinion
in reality i think ONLY trans people should be teachers
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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in reality i think ONLY trans people should be teachers
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Difficult, difficult, lemon difficult”
“Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off.”
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone

plato: is this going anywhere

diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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what did they mean by this
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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you can always send crank emails to mathematicians. it's always morally correct
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My roommates are like if rick and morty were a lesbian couple
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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lmao
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Our next spotlight is TAKE Resource Center! 💜✨

TAKE has been uplifting the voices of our TGNC community members since 2012, and hasn't skipped a beat! By providing direct service, wellness retreats, mentorship, and much more, TAKE has become an irreplaceable staple in Alabama.
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Preventing trans kids from accessing hrt is child abuse and should be treated as such
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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This guy
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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voters nationwide today, apparently
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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I will miss posting this comic every time he comes up.
November 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds

scratch a fascist:
September 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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welcome to transgenderism! we have:

dehumanization fantasy (animal)
dehumanization fantasy (robot)
dehumanization fantasy (corpse)
dehumanization fantasy (divine psychosis)
dehumanization fantasy (womanhood)
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM