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paigethamaige.bsky.social
Woag, that would be a really cool line up for for a show
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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I will miss posting this comic every time he comes up.
COP: Do you know why I pulled you over, sir? Your license plate says "Dilbert Fucker." You can't have fucked Dilbert, sir, Dilbert is a cartoon character. SILVER HAIRED MAN IN SUNGLASSES: Call Scott Adams, he'll confirm it. COP (ON PHONE): Hello, Scott Adams? This is the police, I have a man here who claims he fucked Dilbert... Uh huh I see Uh huh But how is that even possible? SILVER HAIRED MAN IN SUNGLASSES (TIPPING HIS GLASSES DOWN LOOKING OVER THEM INTO 4TH WALL): I'm the Dilbert Fucker, baby! (SPEEDS AWAY IN CAR LEAVING COP IN CLOUD OF DUST)
November 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM