I spent a full month playing as Vex on Borderlands 4, and literally just started Harlowe. WHO was gonna tell me she’s voiced by KIMBERLY BROOKS?! All I hear is Shinobu (it’s a great thing I promise)

Sora is not the real problem here. The real problem is that in 12, at most 24 months, there will be a Sora clone from Tencent or Alibaba that is just as good and can be run by anybody with a 5099, at which point everyone in society needs to rapidly agree to treat all digital video as fake, period.

Actually the closest we’re gonna get unfortunately

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

She Dwayne on my Rock Johnson till I’m The Smashing Machine (2025)

Spaceballs 2 announced, now The Naked Gun reboot: the youth yearn for stupid movies again. Maybe this isn’t the worst timeline

Schrödinger's parade - the crowd was both sparse and dense.

My boss asked CrapGPT for a new haircut. He got the haircut. It’s a crew cut.
I think he could just waltz into a GreatClips and be like “one regular hair cut please” and get the same result.

It’s kind of insane that we are about a fourth of the way through the 21st century. Our ancestors thought we would have flying cars and world peace; instead we have AI generated furry p0rn and the USA becoming a fascist dictatorship. It’s an evil world we live in.

I bet the 0.1% of bacteria and viruses the hand sanitizer doesn’t get has survivor’s guilt

Must be on HRT the way my racks be growing (I can’t afford staple foods)

We’re about to get soooo many FIRE leftist songs these next few years

What stage of capitalism are we on where we get advertising in FORTUNE COOKIES??