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Lev Gerstle
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Fishery Technician with the State of Hawaii. My sports teams stink, send sandwich recs 🌴🥏⚾✡️
@whysharksmatter.bsky.social oh no, we're doing goosefish discourse again...
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
QWOP
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Reposted by Lev Gerstle
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
That's it???
Former Met Jeff Kent has been elected to the HOF.
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If you're any of the teams here except FSU and Auburn, why would you turn this kinda game down? You were never playing for any actual championship, your ceiling was always a B tier bowl game. Why pass up the opportunity?
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
And now the RedZone audio is just off from the video? Good stuff!
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'm sure we'll have a whole discussion next time a team gets molly whopped in their conference championship about how "that bama team was different, they weren't really that good, etc." There are always exceptions to every situation that the cfb committee seems able to make to wiggle out of problems
The selection committee is going to have to decide on Sunday whether or not it wants college football to continue to play conference championship games.

That's what's at stake. If you're knocked out of the field after playing in one, it's impossible to recover from that.
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
UCLA, Maryland, Penn State, Michigan State
okay I’ve been brainstorming on how to fix the playoffs
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Make the field shaped like an XBox controller
Bowl News: The Bahamas Bowl is now the XBox Bowl and will be played at the Ford Center in Frisco, Texas (the Dallas Cowboys indoor facility).

The game will be Missouri State vs. Arkansas State
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
He's such a good cowardly little shit in this movie, it's absolutely perfect. Hard disagree.
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it

"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Fire name alert @tyleriam.bsky.social
okay maybe James Franklin hasn't lost it because he just signed a gigantic offensive lineman named Roseby "Purgatory" Lubintus
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Burn all graduate schools to the ground tbh
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Reposted by Lev Gerstle
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
An unnamed individual might have had the top pop off the salt shaker and spill into the mashed potatoes. Called an audible and just tripled the other parts of the recipe. We forge on.
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Wicked 2 synopsis: 3 hours of Ariana Grande crying and then Caesar from Planet of the Apes shows up and saves the day
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I legit thought Quentin Tarantino was fighting in the comments or something.
Wow 80% bad-faith responses, and people lecturing the creator of Flask here and the creator of Django/datasette in the comments on why AI is useless for software engineering...
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This led me to look up what Von Miller was up to and he plays for the commanders now???
CALL YOUR EX FC STRIKES AGAIN
Bills OL Tylan Grable returned to practice on Monday, per the NFL wire. His 21-day window is now opened as he remains on IR.

The Bills also had a very familiar face — DE Shaq Lawson — in for a tryout.
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is also true for the alien franchise
There are two great SW movies (1 and 2 here) and one great show ("Andor"). The rest ranges from fun slop to awful slop.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I've seen 2 girls 1 cup and BME Pain Olympics, your shitty prose can't hurt me.
Being online for decades really prepares you for Part II. Sure it's bad, but is it Tubgirl bad? Is it GOATSE bad? Is it Lemon Party bad?
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Live look at Grayson Rodriguez's medicals
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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